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Italian Relationship:1st day= S*x2nd day= S*x again.French Relationship:1st day = movies & kiss2nd day = S*x3rd day = S*...
20/03/2024

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R**e".
29th day= Police case.
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Na we carry the white man go everywhere for this wold but when we reach there to show him the place or things, he turns ...
20/03/2024

Na we carry the white man go everywhere for this wold but when we reach there to show him the place or things, he turns around and say he discovered it.
most time he k!llz us to keep us quiet.

Wake up
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Some men aren't for you. They don't want to love you properly at all, but at the same time they don't want to let you go...
10/03/2024

Some men aren't for you.
They don't want to love you properly at all, but at the same time they don't want to let you go.
The more you give to them, the less they unfortunately appreciate, and the minute you've had enough and decide to walk away is when they are ready to love you and treat you right.
So you decide to give them a chance in the hopes they've changed only to realize they only changed for a very short period of time.
You finally find the strength to walk away and here he comes again, proclaiming his love for you.
What a lot of people don't understand is that if a man shows anger and persistence to get you back once you try to break it off isn't proof of love at all.
A man trying to flatter you or making weak attempts to be "nicer" for a couple weeks isn't proof that he's trying, its proof that he knows you well enough to know how to defuse you long enough to hook you once again.
Lets put it this way....
If you take a childs toy away from them, the child begins to cry.
Same goes for the relationship... If you take away a relationship of convenience, a man begins to cry. Just because he cries doesn't mean you give him what he wants.
Stop listening to what your man keeps promising you and start watching what his actions keep telling you.
A lot of women don't know what its like to be loved by a real man.
You know lust, you know joy, you know passion and you know the fear of abandonment.
Stop chasing your idea of what love should be and recognize what love actually is.
Love isn't promising to act right after he gets caught screwing up time and time again.
Love is him acting right from the very beginning because he doesn't want to lose you because he knows how truly special you are.
Love isn't telling your grown man he needs to change so he can keep you, love is a grown man changing on his own because he cant imagine life without you.
So take my advice and choose to be loved properly and always no matter what..... remember your wort

16/02/2024

I just can't accept it bcuz i know who I am🤤💔.

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JUST IN 16 years Jarvis AI Splashes 150 million on a new car . According to flying rumors , she now charges over 1m for...
27/01/2024

JUST IN

16 years Jarvis AI Splashes 150 million on a new car . According to flying rumors , she now charges over 1m for promo and 500k to appear on any skit .

Truth be told , in this social media age you can become everything . It makes it easier when you are in Nigeria cus once you blow , brands rush you .

She started like a joke on TikTok and today she has grown so big .

If you are a content creator , try to be unique , do it differently and you will succeed . Don’t copy , just bring something unique and you’ll make it .

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AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you as a lady to know th...
12/01/2024

AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.

It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you as a lady to know that s*x, can't keep him..(S*x isn't enough)

There are two major factors ladies complain about s*x in a relationship:
(1) After giving him my body he left me..
(2)He left because I refused to have s*x with him..

NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)

Ladies Listen, S*x isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside S*x, Please remain Single...

A man can't stay with you because his having s*x with you....

Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple n juice style, step pillows style, etc ...

Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?

Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...
Men respect ladies that know what domestic work is
Men love and appreciate a woman who is good and excellent in multi-tasking
Men respect and honor ladies that wakes up very early in the morning to make sure that the kitchen is set.
Men respect ladies that keep their eyes at home than those that their eyes are always outside
Men love bravo ladies

S*x is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.

You need to build yourself beyond s*x.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.

*What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with b***s or hips. Because all these will fail but what you have upstairs will remain.

Your husband complains because you think that you know it but you don't know it. Just do what your own husband wants and not what men want. Hope it help our generations

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24/11/2023

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27/10/2023

How old were u when u watched dis film?🥰😅

Long and short akuko 😅😂😂 u Gerrit? If u don't Gerrit forget about it✌️🥲
16/10/2023

Long and short akuko 😅😂😂 u Gerrit? If u don't Gerrit forget about it✌️🥲

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