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Mudi comedy101, Bauchi (2026)

01/10/2024

Say no more 😆

02/08/2024

Until they kee one popular chef, other chefs no go learn😩

03/06/2024

JOKEs😂
1.A visitor shøcked me in my house yesterday😕...I offered him juice and he was like,,, "I'll drink after eating"
Excuse me,AFTER EATING WHAT??😕😕

2. Hahahahaa, hmmmm,kkkkkk,most reply from girls, after crake ur brain with sweet massage😂😂

3.I saw a lady çrying yesterday at shoprite because she løst her 15k,,,,I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor😇
Too much caring will kīll me one day😇😇😂😂😂🏃🏃

4.I can't believe I'm related to Bill Gate😇...His Mother and my Mother are both MOTHERS 😂😂😂🏃🏃

5.I respect those people who gives testimonies in church a lot...I mean standing in front of your village people telling them about your success🙆🙆🙆😂😂😂😂

6.Some girls can unzip a Man's trouser in the dark but cannot open Psalm 23 in a daylight😏

Don't skīp madam,,,I want to tell you God is watching you😂😂😂

7.Beyonce is worth 850 million dollars with over 100 million album sales and 22 Grammies but still forgives Jay Z when he chēat...and you with your two panties won't make person rest 😏😏🏃🏃😂😏😂😏

8.Who else has notice that English mostly runs away when you're in a serious argūment??😑😂😂😂

9.In America tall boys are basketball players🏀
Whiles in Africa here tall boys are blackboard cleaners,,,
But WHY NA??😏😏😂😂😂

10.Imagine dating a girl who can brēāk sugarcane with her legs🙆🙆😂

11. Wick€dness is when you read this post and you refuse to click and follow below my dear tell me one reason why Thunder.......lets me not talk ooh🏃🔥🤷🤣

Enjoy.....
Good night 🚶🚶

02/06/2024

1. All my life I have never seen a pregnant female soldier... Do they lay eggs😂😂😂😂

2. I heard that short people can do back flip and front flip under bed

That one weak me🤨🥴

3. My neighbor came drunk today and has been knocking at his own door since morning... Should I tell him that he is not around😂😂😂

4. Right now someone is busy telling my future wife that he can't live without her

My brother you will die🥴😂😂

6. Am tired of this thing self, who has ever broken the record of slicing onions without shedding tears😩😩😩😩

7. My dog is pregnant for my landlord dog

Am just so happy because I will stop paying his house rent😌😌

8. You ladies, if you really love your boyfriend try washing his boxers and drink that water🙄🙄😂😂

9. I started to fear ladies the day my girlfriend introduced my blood brother to me as her cousin😩😩🥺

10. How can you say the reason why short people are unemployed is because they can't see job opportunies😂😂😂😂

11. 5673 6543 2234 7765

If you like load it

That's the population of mosquito in Lagos state😂

12. Always appreciate we jokers that take out time to put a smile on your face.
Follow up my profile.
I ❤️ you

02/06/2024

Jokes 🤣🤣
1. My wife wanted to disgrace me in front of her parent by telling them am not good in bed,but her sister shouted eei its a lie🤣🤣😂😂

2. I wonder what Nepa will tell God on judgment day, simple instruction let there be light you can't obey🔥🔥🔥😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 we all go meet there aswer😂

3. Not all bad dreams are spiritual attack sometimes you need to wash your pillows and bedsheets regularly🤷😂🤣

4. The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoid "sorry I didn't know you were inside"after they've see everything 😂 😂 😂

5. I asked for this fine girl's number, she declined. Now we sitting on the same bench but she's on the edge. Lemme stand up so she can fall😂😂😂

6. Maths class👉10+5 =15
Maths exams👉if a motorcycle has two tyres and black alloy wheels, how old is the OKADA man🙆🏿‍♂️😂

7. *Broken heart💔 can make u buy Recharge card and ask of polythene rubber
If am lying ask them

8. Who taught African parents how to fall asleep when watching news and wake up when you try to change the channel.......... seriously I need to find out.😂😂😂

9. The economy has become so hard that even witches that use to give us food in our dreams have stopped 😂😂😂😂😂

10. My friend carry his girlfriend go to the field to watch him play football match but coach bench my guy for full 90minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

11. This gal sent me a love message.. And towards the ending, she asked for Money. 🙆
So Now I'm confused, whether its a Love or Loan Letter😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂

12. Wickedness is when you read this post and you refuse to hit the follow button on my profile my dear tell me one reason why Thunder.......lets me not talk ooh🏃🔥🤷🤣

Enjoy.....
Good afternoon 🚶🚶

01/06/2024

1. Our chat wey dey sweet, u wan use "Anything for me" spoil am!😒

2. If he gives you ring 💍, and ask you, "will you marry me?"
Don't say YES, ask him WHEN?"🤷🏻‍♂️
E get why oh.🤨😊

3. A kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invasion that will lead to further pe*******on with fast acceleration that will build the next generation.🤷🚶

4. I can't remember when I last picked up money while walking.... Nigeria is really broke🤔🤧

5. If you like live inside hole. NEPA bill must get to you but palliative won't get to you from governments.
Wícked people everywhere😥😬

6. You Are Screaming " BLACK LIVES MATTER " But You Are Bleaching.. what's now ur point?🤷🤔

7. When you are in an argument with your boyfriend and you hear him say "I feel sorry for the man who will màrry you"
Aunty sorry no hope he can NÉVÈR marry you🤷🤧

8. Abbreviations doesn't save your data. 🧑🏿‍🦱
Text like a living thing 🤨🙄

9. Some people Childhood dreams "I want to be a medical Doctor when I Grow up."...Finally u end up selling "W**d" don't worry, All na medicine.🙆🤣

10. You buy bread on credit😕
You dey complain say e no soft😂🤨

11.Always appreciate we jokers that take out time to put a smile on your face.
Follow up my profile.
I ❤️

28/05/2024

1" Wen a girl starts telling u go joor, i don't wnt ur Girlfriend to pour me hot water...Brother jst know dat she is already Yours😂🤣

2" How can you be living in a rented apartment and be driving a car that's worth over 20million Naira??
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
Are you sure someone is not playing Table Tennis 🎾with your brain??🤣😂🤣

3" After d Preaching, the pastor asked,"Any virgin from d choir 2 lead us in closing prayer",
Till now we're stil in church.🙆‍♂️😂😂🤣🤣

4" Never will I die of hunger when my neighbor's chicken is alive 😅😂😂

5" Baby I Promise I won't touch you , till we marry.
Story!!!😒🚶🚶

6" Why do ladies Jump three times after urinating?
😂🏃🏃

7" Not all headaches are a sign of fever.........When last did you Chop Sharwama, Pizza and Use Exotic to flush it all Down 😋😂😂😂

8" *U are dating that girl for more than 5years with no intention of marrying her. Please Uncle pharaoh let my sister go! 😂*

9" *I thought I Have Heard it all in d world, not until I over heard my neighbor saying *Baby do as if u want to select 0kirika*🙆😂🤣🤣

10" No matter how much u shake it....that last drop of urine is for the boxers bruh! It has never obeyed the law of gravity..😂🚶🚶

11" Some people can make a Doctor forget what he studied in medical school.
Which one is "I am feeling headache all over my body." 🙆 Anytime I Sneeze My eyes will do asif it want to come out..😂🤣🤣

12" *Girls who don't change their Dp Upto 1yr are capable of wearing one pant for 2months. Pls don’t argue with me.😂🏃🏃🏃

13" Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size. Salesgirl: touch my bre@st and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forgot she needs panties too.😂🤣🤣

14. Wickedness is when you read this post and you refuse to click and follow below my dear tell me one reason why Thunder.......lets me not talk ooh🏃🔥🤷🤣

Enjoy.....
Good evening 🚶🚶

25/05/2024

1..i have not been able to eat since one girl said that singing is my favorite music😒
😔I am still looking for my appetite 😂😂

2..🙄Do u know that when they started planning on how to toast your sister, 🙈they will start calling you.."Senior man"🤩🤩😂

3..with the current situation of Nigeria now😏,
Once I reap the fruit of my labour,
🙅‍♂️if I plant again, make I bend 🤣🤣

4..✍focus on your life bro!
Ladies don't post broke guys..👌
Or🙄you don see me for any girl status before??🙆‍♂️😂😂

5..relationship where the boyfriend and girlfriend dey speak 🗣correct English no dey last longer 🤩😂😂

6..i wonder who taught Africans that water that remain after brushing teeth is used for washing face🙆‍♂️🤩😂

7..Never judge a girls shape with school uniform..🤩that stuff can hide blessings eehnn🤣🤣

8..Trouble is when u join a group called..."Single and searching" And you find out that your wife is the ADMIN 🙆‍♂️😂😂

9..welcome to Nigeria where all bed must touch wall 🤩
Check your bed and laugh small😜😂😂

10..if you pronounce 👉Fork🍴
As 👉FerK.. 😒Avoid me 🚶🏾🚶🏾

11..🙄you are bleaching and you can't speak good English 😏..
🙈How are you going to communicate with your fellow oyibo people??🙆‍♂️🤣🤣

12 ..Always appreciate we jokers that take out time to put a smile on your face.
Follow up my profile.
I ❤️ you all.

23/05/2024

1. He's toasting you and you are busy asking him if he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Let me ask you dear: "Have you ever seen someone going to buy clothes naked?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2. Am asking you out for lunch and you said you have a boyfriend, wetin concern me??....is he hungry too???? Respect yourself o🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. Ladies be like, "Happy Birthday Wizkid..have fun boo, hun, babe, baby, sweeheart"
madam, ..where you sabi am from?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pls join our new hilarious group 😂💔😂LAUGH YOUR INTESTINES OUT 😂💔😂

4. If your boyfriend is online but not texting you, it means he's busy talking to his uncles about your bride price.
Don't disturb him, please.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife, "I'm having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
Now for those asking is why I never use short words, that is why🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6. On My Wedding day, If You come late You will kneel down outside, I hate nonsense..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7. About 18 pictures with the same top, haba
sister abeg, you be MERLIN?!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8. How Can Government Provide Jobs, When Everybody On Facebook,Instag
ram,BBM,Whatsapp, 2go, etc Are C.E.0 already🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. Whites; "Wow it's expensive I can't afford it"..
Nigerians; "I will come back first thing tomorrow morning"...
Disappears fiam🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10. Wickedness is when you read this post and you refuse to click and follow below my dear tell me one reason why Thunder.......lets me not talk ooh🏃🔥🤷🤣

Enjoy.....
Good afternoon 🚶🚶

23/05/2024

1)If you smoke and Your GF smokes too, the
relationship is called. *OPERATION FIRE FOR
FIRE.🤣🤣

2)My Ex said I will Neva have someone like
her and I said Amen, bcos De Bible says, "Affliction will not arise D second time..😌😌😌

3) Forget electric shock, nothing shocks
more than touching ur pocket and not feeling ur phone after coming down from a public bus.🤣🤣🤣

4)My brother, don't be scared of wearing
one boxer for one month. Merlin wore one trouser from season One to Five and still nothing happened to him.😂😂😂

5) Someone covered my eyes from my back
at the market yesterday and ask me to guess who she was, after guessing For 30secs, with a pretty shying smiles I removed her hands, it was a mad woman.😩😩

6) To my future kid's. I'm not the one
delaying U guys from coming into this beautiful world, it's your mum who is still busy dating useless guys and giving them ur milk. I hope they don't finish our milk""""😩😩😩

-Yours Responsible Dad

7)My future wife is somewhere right now
thinking she will marry a handsome, tall and fair guy with six packs.... please u guys should join me let laugh at her together! LOLZ😌🤣🤣😂

😎 Ladies if what makes you happy in relationship is money, you don't need a man.....
You need a job..🙄🙄

9) Indian movies are so fake... today I
danced at the center of the market nobody join me, instead I was tied with a Rope..😩🥺

10) One of the lies we sang as song in
secondary school; I remember when I was a
soldier.....Oya tell me when was that??... Eenh!!🙄🙄😂

11) Always appreciate we jokers that take out time to put a smile on your face.
Follow up my profile.
I ❤️ you

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