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01/09/2021

Apparently Yo iPhone fake if it can’t copy dis 😭
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20/08/2021

πŸ˜…
🌀 Coffeeβ˜•
1: You flashed me, I called back and ask who you are
You said β€œi should guess”, so I should use my own airtime to guess abi?
πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

2: Shaving Is Old Fashioned Biko !
Just Boil Hot πŸ”₯ Water Pour It There And Pluck the Hairs like Fowl πŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸƒπŸ€£πŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸƒ

3: Some Girls with round face would go and do heavy makeup and end up looking like digestive biscuits πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜πŸƒπŸƒ

4: Talkative girls never get pregnant.
It’s always these Quite ones
So girls the ball is in your hands now.

5: During S3X if she
GRABS the BEDSHEETS
Like this ✊✊✊
Brother CONGRATS the THING has reached her KIDNEY. you’ve WON d MATCH

6: If your girlfriend doesn’t provoke you, bro dump her she’s fake! Real girlfriends behaves like evil spirits πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ guyz are u with me?

7: I can’t be controlled by ordinary calendar…. Merry Christmas everyone
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8: You’ll stay awake till 12AM just to wish someone’s girlfriend a _Happy Birthday,_. Accurate Time Keeper, Welldone, Sir Assistant Boyfriend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9: Work hard until you get rich to the extent that when you see a cockroach in your house.
Instead of killing it. You just move out and buy new house..
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10: *If she’s angry with you for no reason, Calm her down, draw her closer, hold her waist, draw her head closer thenImmarh JOKES IIate nonsense.
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫Immarh JOKES IIπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

11: Share this post if you laughed
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Immarh JOKES II

02/08/2021

πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄
9 WAYS TO KNOW YOU HAVE KOLO πŸ₯΄

1.if you ever thought about who Born God?
YOU HAVE KOLO πŸ₯΄

2. If you ever thought the moon use to follow you everywhere you go, YOU HAVE KOLO πŸ₯΄

3. When you are walking in the dark and your feet sounds make you think someone else is behind you , ahy!!, YOU HAVE KOLO πŸ₯΄

4. If you ever went into ur room for something but forget what you went there for and went back out and remember,then go back.....
sorry.. YOU HAVE KOLO πŸ₯΄

5. If you have ever been talking to yourself but when someone look at u, you pretend to be singing
YOU HAVE KOLO πŸ₯΄

6. If you've ever try texting someone but later on erase the whole text because of one word that u can't spell , Na wa for u oo bcuz YOU HAVE KOLO πŸ₯΄

7. If you've ever used an ear plugs to listen to a song and dance to it at the same time in public,
YOU HAVE KOLO πŸ₯΄

8.Your phone is at one percent. NEPA brought light but because of Facebook u refuse to plug, now NEPA take their light you're shouting ayhhhhhhh
YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY KOLO πŸ₯΄

9. You read all this...... but refuse to like this page below
Sorry oo
YOU HAVE KOLO πŸ₯΄
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πŸ”°NEW STORY ALERT πŸ”°NAME: In love ❣ with my bestfriend πŸ’Episode 1: The Fire that Brought Our New NeighborsIt all started w...
02/08/2021

πŸ”°NEW STORY ALERT πŸ”°
NAME: In love ❣ with my bestfriend πŸ’

Episode 1: The Fire that Brought Our New Neighbors

It all started with fire.

The fire that burnt our neighbor’s house started in the middle of the day, the time when most people are at work. But there are those whose place of employment is the home, and thanks to one of such people, a major disaster was averted.

The first person to see smoke billowing from the visitor’s bedroom on the ground floor was the house help next door. The house that caught fire was between two houses: our house was on the left, and the house where this house help lived was on the right.

It was this house help, according to another neighbor, Mrs. Hassan, a retiree who lived further down the street, who began to shout:

β€œFire! Fire! Somebody house dey burn o! Make una bring water!”

A flurry of security guards, gatemen, meyguards, houseboys from the neighboring houses, and other people who happened to be at home, pumped with adrenaline, scaled the fence on the side of the alarm-raising house help’s house, which thankfully did not have any barbed wire on it, and attacked the fire with a water hose and buckets of water.

Before they began, one of them had the sense to remove the β€œcut-out” for the house, turning off the electricity.

This, they later discovered, was a wise move, because the fire was caused by a faulty electronic appliance.

By the time they quenched the fire, it had already destroyed the visitor’s bedroom. However, the flames did not reach the kitchen, which had two large gas cylinders. A real blessing.

My family came home to hear the good news: the fire did not spread to our house. Even better, Mr. Martins, the unfortunate neighbor, and his family would be moving out of the damaged house permanently.

Their moving out brought an end to the nightmare that was Mr. Martins.

You see, while others were busy with family devotion at 5:00am in the morning, this man decided that reggae music was the best way to start his own day. And he would play it at eardrum-bursting levels. Neighbors had called meetings, begged him, and some had even threatened him to no avail.

β€œFor the amount of money I pay as rent in this house, I can play anything I like, whenever I like.” That was his defense.

So when Mr. Martins and his family left our neighborhood, we celebrated. But if we had known who was coming in his stead, we might have been less jubilant.

For months, the house remained vacant and no effort was made to repair the damage.

However, one Saturday morning, we woke up to the noise of a bull-dozer knocking down the entire structure. As we later learned, someone was interested in that property, but that someone did not like the architecture of the house as it stood.

So, the house was knocked to the ground, and a new, ultra-modern, more-pleasing-to-the-eye structure was erected in its place.

One month after its completion, the new owners moved in.

It was the boy I saw first, a smallish, big-headed, weak-looking thing who was probably 9 years old. His name was Tokunbo, and I remember silently making another vow to myself never to marry a short man.

He was the first to climb out of the car, followed by his sister, who was taller than him but was far younger. Her name was Omoyele, and even then, I thought she was beautiful.

Lastly their mother stepped out of the car, but her voice had travelled ahead of her body as she harshly scolded the children for rushing out of the car before her. She climbed out of the passenger seat on the other side, while the driver waited in the car. We did not know they were the new owners until suitcases followed a few minutes later.

It was then we knew they had come to stay.

The owner of the house was Mrs. Kofoworola Williams, a successful business woman, but more so, a trouble maker who was used to getting what she wanted.

Ever the social climber, she was the sort of woman whose feet rarely stayed at home.

Once we became aware of these facts, it came as no surprise to us to learn that within a week of moving into our neighborhood, this woman had joined a local Pentecostal church two streets away.

Not too long afterwards, all sorts of reports, gist really, began to reach our ears about Mrs. Williams and the dust she was raising in her church.

To be clear, the gist first reached the ears of Rosemary our house help, who then fed the gist in juicy bite-sized morsels to my mother whose appetite for local gossip was legendary.

While they were seasoning the chicken for lunch on Sunday afternoon, Rosemary launched into a detailed account of the latest thing Mrs. Williams had done in church that very morning.

Apparently, after the church service, Mrs. Williams had marched to the Media Ministry’s booth at the back of the spacious church auditorium, and demanded to know why the camera man did not focus on her face, for even one minute, during the two-hour service.

Facing Mr. Lasisi, the head of the ministry, who happened to be the only person available at the time she arrived, she said:

β€œI pay my tithes and offerings here. So, why didn’t you show me on the telly?”

β€œI don’t understand Madam,” said Mr. Lasisi, clearly confused. β€œIs that what you’re here for? Didn’t you come to worship God?”

Waving away his questions, she said:

β€œLook at me well well.”

Mr. Lasisi who was already looking at her well well nodded his head and said:

β€œMadam?”

Then, she twirled around slowly, and repeated herself.

β€œLook at me well well.”

This time, Mr. Lasisi said nothing, but just stared. She continued........

How is the story guys???...... should I continue???
Invite your friends then 😊😊

29/07/2021

Evening 🌦 Beans and Bread 🍞

Before reading please hit the haha button πŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏ
1. Stop Blaming The Rope For Being Too Short, Blame The Well For Being Too Deep…
Only a Genius Can Understand These Wise Words🚢🚢

2. I don’t know who needs to hear this:

She likes your post bro, not you, bro.

Don’t go and disgrace yourself in her DM.
πŸšΆπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ

3. I can cook! I can cook!

Ngwanu, make salad, and you added crayfish.

4. Only Nigerians talk to coackroch before killing it like β€œwhere u dey run go?”
Paaaaam!!!! Thunder fire u!πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

5. Seeing people walk out of my life is so painful… I want them to run.πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

6. Only beggers notice stingy me (full stop).

7. Some Guys sha eeh!
How Will You Save A Girl Number In Your Phone
As β€œAmanda Small Br*ast and Jennifer Flat Yash 😒

8. Do you know that babalawo/alfa has r***d alot of women πŸ‘© too,but they won’t say πŸ—£;Because they can’t tell what took them there

9. U failed Geography in WAEC ..
But u know the perfect weather for s*x

10. Bros,after doing the do, text her & ask if she ENJOYED IT. Keep d reply as a RECEIPT becos R+PE allegation can come at any fu+king time🀣

11. I don’t really get it πŸ˜•πŸ˜• so it doesn’t bother our ancestors that we are broke πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

12. Can we meet?? If u have not been asked this question on Facebook or whatsapp….My sister ur level of ugliness is beyond makeup. πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

13. Akwa - Ibom girls will be like "Am ferrup with all yhis relayonship" πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

14. Please like our page for more JOKES πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† dont forget to invite your friends πŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏ

22/07/2021

This Egbon ehn dey gimme joyπŸ˜‚

Evening Garri and Soup πŸ›Dont forget to haha this post πŸ˜„1. I have been using my free modeπŸ˜’.Until Airtel sent me message: ...
04/07/2021

Evening Garri and Soup πŸ›

Dont forget to haha this post πŸ˜„
1. I have been using my free modeπŸ˜’.
Until Airtel sent me message: β€œDear customer. You no dey shame?” πŸ™†πŸ˜₯☹️.
Abeg person find me card Abeg πŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏ
Just drop am for my DM

2. Am just wondering oh
Why don’t we fix a day to all naked in memory of Adam and Eve πŸ€ͺ

3. πŸ‘‰The next time an Anambra girl insults you,,,,, just tell her to pronounce IRREGULARITIES OF A PARALLELOGRAMβ€πŸ’πŸ˜ŽπŸ•ΊπŸ˜‚πŸƒ

4. My friend found a high heelπŸ‘ πŸ‘  in her boyfriend’s house and he told her he uses them when changing the bulbs in the house.πŸ’‘

5. Am Tired Of Breaking Peoples Hearts.
I Want To Start Breaking Spinal-Cords Now.

6. Anything for me? 😁
Make l come collect? 😁
Na so many girls take collect Belle 🀰🏾

7. Breakup is for small girls, Real women pause the relationship and resume when he is back to his senses.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. I never knew I’m this handsome, until four women started dragging me…
Fine boy, buy crayfish πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. If your church starts by 8am and closes by 3pm, don’t u ever invite me, if I perish I perish
Is not your perish ☹☹

10. 2mins passport, 2mins passport.

but they’ll be using 10mins to be adjusting your head alone.

11. If you die in Nigeria, go with Nigerian flagπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ to tell God you’ve passed through hell already.

12. Seller: ma this shoe na N2,000
MUM: ah ah no be N200
ME: 😯😯😯😯
SELLER: 😯😯😯
GOD: 😯😯😯.
JESUS: 😯😯😯😯😯
SATAN: 😱😱Jesus Christ!

13. I don’t seem to understand Nigerians…
You tell someone that you’re sick and the person replies: But you’re online…

Excuse me, which kind of sickness do you wish for me? πŸ˜• 😑 😱

Good evening guys ❣
Dont forget to HAHA THIS POST πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
LIKE PAGE πŸ‘πŸΏ
AND INVITE YOUR FRIENDS 😁😁

03/04/2021
As Long as you no Give up ✊🏼
09/11/2020

As Long as you no Give up ✊🏼

After Quarantine ehn 😏 Make I no talk
04/05/2020

After Quarantine ehn 😏 Make I no talk

03/05/2020

Public Embarrassment is when you See ur boyfriend driving out of a cinema with a lady...Then you knock the window with an angry face 😑,then he whines down and says "sorry I don't have change'😳😳😳😳😳
Aye mi ooo
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Lemmme I want to dieπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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