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15/01/2023

If you want to change the world, do it while you are single. Once you're married you can't even change the TV channel.

07/01/2023

C boy and his best friend Omego sat in the exam hall to write their final year exam.
Omego had studied very well for the paper while cboy had not. This is what went on between them in theexam hall.

INVIGILATOR: 10 minutes to Stop work.

C boy: Omego are you done with the theory?.

Omego: Yes but am now doing the objectives.

C boy: Ok then pass the theory to me for me to copy because I have not done anything.

Omego: is that so? Ok take it and copy because time is not on our side.

Cboy: Thanks!

INVIGILATOR: Get ready to stop work......

Omego: Hey Akpos give me my paper.
C boy : Oh Omego i couldn’t do it o...it was too many, so I cancelled your name and wrote
my name there.

Omego: What!!!

INVIGILATOR: Stop work!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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07/01/2023

Hello good morning make we laugh small 😄🤣🤣🤣
African my African
1, Ade and his best friend Omego sat in the exam hall to write their final year exam.
Omego had studied very well for the paper while Ade had not. This is what went on between them in theexam hall.

INVIGILATOR: 10 minutes to Stop work.

Ade: Omego are you done with the theory?.

Omego: Yes but am now doing the objectives.

Ade: Ok then pass the theory to me for me to copy because I have not done anything.

Omego: is that so? Ok take it and copy because time is not on our side.

Ade: Thanks!

INVIGILATOR: Get ready to stop work......

Omego: Hey Akpos give me my paper.

Ade: Oh Omego i couldn’t do it o...it was too many, so I cancelled your name and wrote
my name there.

Omego: What!!!

INVIGILATOR: Stop work!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2, tunde was listening to adverts on a radio station, he just listened to MTN advert and the next advert was Obituary:

RADIO ANNOUNCER: With deep sense of loss but total submission to the will of God we announce the death of our father, great grand-father, in-law, uncle, brother and step- father.

Tunde: aaaaaaaahhhhhhh , Five people die in one famillllllyyyyy yy!, was it accident or Fire that burnt them? Who will remain in the family now eeeehn?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3, A pastor added me on facebook and I innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in:.

Pastor: how are you?

Me: am fine my daddy.

Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Me: (no reply)

Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

Me: (no reply)

Pastor: are you there?

Me: yes my daddy

Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.

Me: ok, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name.

Pastor: make God forgive your mouth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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06/01/2023

Let me say all this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Clever kids:

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change. Follow my page lawrich cboy and for more jokes

06/01/2023

The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

06/01/2023

Let laugh small 😄😆🤣🤣🤣
1, Will’s experience at the airport:

After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.

She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.

Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”😂😂😂😂😂😂
2, Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please! 😃😃😃😃😊😊😊
3, A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.
"Does your dog bite?"

"No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."
4, A man is stopped by the police around 1 AM and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man: "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body".

Officer: "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Man: "My wife."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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06/01/2023

Wrong email address:

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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29/12/2022

LAUGH WITH Lawrence Covenant

🤣🤣🤣All Na Cruise🤣🤣🤣

1. The downfall of a man is not the end of his life but if he falls from a 3-storey building, that one na CALL TO GLORY🤣😂😂🚶🚶🚶

2. Nobody has a better eyesight than a husband who is coming from hotel with side chick he can even see tomorrow🙆😜😂

3. Going to your boyfriend's house without informing him, that's heartbreak💔 you are looking for, sister, you shall find it.😂🤣😂

4. Breaking News : All short people have been allowed to use there full pics as passport😂🤣😂

5. U have a ring on ur nose instead of ur fingers. My sister what are u trying to do??🤔
Smell marriage??🤣💁🤷😂😂😂

6. When You See Your Classmate Using A Protractor And Calculator in Exam Room But Your Answer is "Nelson Mandela in Robben Island"🙆😂🤣

7. If he's older than 25 years and he's not saying anything about marriage, dump him, Adam was only 7 days old when he married Eve🤣🥴🤣

8. If you see me talking to myself understand because am self-employed and I'm having a staff meeting.🥴😂🤣

9. Sad Truth.
Not all relationship will end in marriage no matter the amount of energy, resources, time, money you put in, one day Boom! Everything don burst o!💔😥😥😥

10. Just imagine how the ladies who dumped BILL GATE when he was Upcoming would feel Now.
Ladies be careful not To make similar mistake With me🥱🥴🚶🚶

11. If u don't know how to sing a particular Hymn, just keep quiet . Which one is 🤔“Rock of ages swear for me let me hang myself indeed"😒😂😂

12. A Young Girl Dating a Poor Married Man cos of Recharge Card, 1 bottle of drink & shawarma is a Waste Of Sin.🙄
If U Really Want To Sin...Sin🥴

13. Shave your armpit now, not when you take a selfie you will now use innocent emoji to cover your evil forest😏😒
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂

14. How can I buy a pair of shoes for 350k and you expect me to walk on the ground?
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24/12/2022

20/12/2022

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it's sad that law allows only one wife.

20/12/2022

Only boys can understand this

18/12/2022

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