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MINIMUM WAGE IS ₦70,000. PENALTY FOR NOT FILING TAXES IS ₦100,000.🚨And instead of being angry, you guys are on Facebook ...
30/03/2026

MINIMUM WAGE IS ₦70,000. PENALTY FOR NOT FILING TAXES IS ₦100,000.🚨

And instead of being angry, you guys are on Facebook advising people to go file their taxes.

Are you people serious?

You drill your own borehole because there's no water.

You pay private security because the government can't protect you.

You buy fuel to run your generator because there's no light.

You send your kids to private school because government schools are a joke.

You installed solar because NEPA finished you.

You are literally running a country inside a country ...paying for everything the government is supposed to provide.

And now instead of fixing ANY of it, they set a March 31st deadline.... miss it, and they take ₦100,000 straight from your account.

And you people are smiling. Laughing. Sharing "how to file your taxes" tutorials like everything is normal.

This is what has finished Nigeria. Not just bad leaders.... but citizens who have been so beaten down, they defend the people beating them.

The youths of this country have failed themselves.

Nigeria are a now conquered people

Nigeria has been generating electricity since 1896. That’s 130 years.Today, in March 2026, the national grid just droppe...
24/03/2026

Nigeria has been generating electricity since 1896. That’s 130 years.

Today, in March 2026, the national grid just dropped to 3,940 megawatts. For 220 million people.

South Africa generates over 48,000MW for 60 million people. Egypt has about 59,000MW installed for 110 million.

Nigeria? About 13,000MW installed. But we can only push around 4,000 to 5,000MW through the grid on a good day. The rest just sits there. Wasted.

The grid collapsed 12 times in 2024 alone. 128 transmission towers were destroyed by vandals in the same year. Government spent N8.8 billion just repairing them.

Between 2010 and 2022, NERC recorded at least 222 partial and total grid collapses. That’s roughly one every three weeks for 12 years straight.

Every time the grid collapses, restarting just three power plants (Azura, Delta, and Shiroro) costs Nigeria about $25 million. That’s N42.5 billion. Per collapse. For just three plants.

The power sector owes generation companies N6.8 trillion as of February 2026. Growing by N200 billion every single month. By end of March, it’ll hit N7 trillion.

Of that N6.8 trillion, about N3.3 trillion is owed to gas suppliers. So what did the gas suppliers do? They cut supply. Right now, thermal plants need about 1,630 million standard cubic feet of gas per day. They’re getting 692 million. Less than 43%.

That’s why your light is off right now.
The government approved N4 trillion in bonds to fix it. So far they’ve issued N590 billion. The rest? We’re waiting.

Meanwhile, Nigerians spend about $14 billion every year buying and fueling generators. 22 million generators across the country. Their combined capacity? About 42,000 megawatts. That’s 8 times what the national grid delivers.

We literally have more generator capacity than grid capacity. Think about that.

In 2023, 767 manufacturing companies shut down. 335 more became distressed. 18,000 jobs gone. In the first half of 2025 alone, manufacturers spent N676.6 billion on backup power and still couldn’t meet their needs. Another 18,935 jobs lost.

The World Bank estimates power outages cost Nigeria $29 billion annually. That’s about 10% of GDP. Every year.

This isn’t a power problem. It’s a governance problem.

Egypt added 14,000 megawatts of gas capacity in six years using the same Siemens equipment we’ve been talking about for decades. Ghana fixed its power crisis between 2012 and 2016 and now exports surplus electricity. South Africa just went 300 consecutive days without load shedding after committing to a real recovery plan.

We’ve been “fixing” power since 1999. Every president has had an emergency power plan. We’ve taken over $4 billion in World Bank loans for the power sector. The grid can barely hold 5,000MW. Any more and it literally collapses.

Nigeria cannot be a serious economy running on generators. No country industrialized on backup power.

"You know that if they take you today from here [Nigeria] and put you in Vienna, Austria, or they put you in Zurich, Swi...
23/03/2026

"You know that if they take you today from here [Nigeria] and put you in Vienna, Austria, or they put you in Zurich, Switzerland, 90% of your prayer point will naturally dissipate. You only have one prayer point. God, thank you. God, thank you. I thank you for all the good things you are doing for me. I thank you, Lord. Bless you, Lord. Thank you.

Every morning, God, thank you. No, it's true. No prayer point again. It's a fact. Because you're already in heaven at that time. You're only thanking God.

Your life expectancy is 54 years in Nigeria. The life expectancy of a Canadian is 75 years. 79 years actually. See the gap. Then you d!£ at 54. They say God called you. And God is not calling Canadians. So God loves you more than Canadians. But... It's only you they are calling. God did not call you.

This system called you. A system where your president cannot take treatment in his country. He promised you power. He has gone to buy solar. Disconnected. Leave you. Now he promised you power, but you don't disconnect. That's not a joking matter...."

– Social commentator Zekeri Idris has stirred reactions online following remarks comparing living conditions in Nigeria with those in parts of Europe and North America.

Me: thunder fire religious people brain to reset am because they are gone mentally 😁

The Yorubas are cheap! 😊
18/03/2026

The Yorubas are cheap! 😊

Why are the idiots in North Korea wasting time and resources in an election? 🤔🤔🤔
18/03/2026

Why are the idiots in North Korea wasting time and resources in an election? 🤔🤔🤔

Lebanon was once a Christian nation, but fell into violence and ruin after M*slims took control of the country, accordin...
18/03/2026

Lebanon was once a Christian nation, but fell into violence and ruin after M*slims took control of the country, according to Brigitte Gabriel, a Lebanese-American who survived the Lebanese Civil War

Gabriel is sending a warning to the United States because she sees the same thing happening in the US that happened in Lebanon

"As Christians, we opened our doors to M*slims, and welcomed them into our country. We wanted to be inclusive and even made them part of the government."

"But due to having several wives and many children, M*slims became the majority. Once they were the majority, they thought they could do whatever they wanted, and began massacring the Christians who welcomed them."

Gabriel said that Lebanon used to have the best universities, banking system, economy and was known as Paris Of The Middle East.

She also said the Christian country focused on education for both girls and boys and welcomed their Arab neighbors to share in their success.

However, everything started to change when M*slims were allowed in, then took over.

"By The Seventies M*slims Became the Majority And Once They became A majority They started Massacring Christians, K*lling Christians"

" I remember In 1974 ,We stopped Traveling Because M*slims Started Setting Up Fly By Night Checkpoints They Would Stop Cars, tell them to get out, see on their ID their Christian religion then shoot everyone in the car in cold blood"

"By 1975, a Civil War Broke Out Because M*slims Walked Into Church On Sunday Morning And started Shooting At Christian Worshippers, k*lling a countless number of Christians"

"As M*slims Organized - Supported By Oil Money Flowing From Saudi Arabia -They Wanted To Use Lebanon As A Base To Fight Israel, k*ll Jews And Drive Them Into Sea Using Lebanese Democracy"

By the 1970s, experts say M*slims had become the majority through a combination of higher birth rates among M*slim communities, and mass influxes of M*slim Palestinian refugees"

Details:
🔺️In 1910, Christians made up about 77.5 percent of Lebanon's population

🔺️By the 1932 census, Christians were around 53 percent nationwide

🔺️Post civil war (2010): Christians dropped to 34 percent

🔺️2022 estimates: 30.7 percent Christian, 69.3 percent M*slim
🔺️Gabrielle is telling the United States to wake up.

15/03/2026

Muslims are only tolerant when they are in the minority but once they are the majority they are not tolerant and U can't stop them when they get power.

A Ghanaian man explain

14/03/2026

When a thief wants to break into a woman’s house, he first checks if she has a man.

When a car dealer or mechanic wants to sell a bad car to a woman, give a bad deal or over price everything, he first checks if there’s any man with her.

When a builder wants to overprice, do a terrible job or waste building material, he first checks if there’s a man in that household.

When a ra**st wants to take advantage of a woman, he first checks if she’s not with a man.

When girls want to recruit another girl to a hook up culture, being istoko, sleeping with blessers and being taken home every weekend by different men in exchange for alcohol… they first check if she’s in a serious relationship with her man.

To scam, exploit, deceive, harm, and do all sorts of things to a woman, you must first remove the man in her life. But do it disguised as empowerment. Convince her that her man is her enemy.

“Your man wants you to live together cos he wants to control you”

“Your man doesn’t want you to buy this car cos he’s jealous of you”

“Your man wants to know your whereabouts because he’s insecure and toxic”

“Chommie your boyfriend doesn’t want you to have fun, he’s jealous and controlling.”

“Don’t listen to your man he’s not your father, you have the right to make your own decisions. Don’t let your husband or boyfriend control you”

To take advantage of a woman you must make sure there’s no man she listens to. Sell her the idea of being free to do what ever she likes. Tell her men are jealous of her. Tell her men are controlling her. Tell her she must enjoy life and not take men seriously. Once you achieve that, you have an unlimited number of vulnerable women to exploit, scam, use, damage, harm, traumatise, sell to, and destroy while convincing them that you are giving them freedom and the right to live their lives without listening to men. The most vulnerable person is a woman without the protection of a man. Thieves understand this. Businesses understand this. Toxic friends understand this. Corrupt men and women understand this. Every industry understands this. Turn women against their men and you’ll conquer the entire nation.

If you don’t want women to know information like this, turn them against the person who gives them such information.

Minister of power, Adebayo Adelabu spotted holding a power bank. 😭😂😅God punish APC
10/03/2026

Minister of power, Adebayo Adelabu spotted holding a power bank. 😭😂😅

God punish APC

In honour of International Women's Day, Here are the Top 5 Richest women in the World and their source of Income💪💪Hardwo...
10/03/2026

In honour of International Women's Day, Here are the Top 5 Richest women in the World and their source of Income💪💪
Hardworking women🔥😁😁

Divorce

Already wounded just under 24 hours of appointment as the Iran supreme leader.US and Israel are not joking
09/03/2026

Already wounded just under 24 hours of appointment as the Iran supreme leader.

US and Israel are not joking

You are a Christian and also a feminist 😁 what a confused set of people, U can't belong to God and equally belongs to Sa...
09/03/2026

You are a Christian and also a feminist 😁 what a confused set of people, U can't belong to God and equally belongs to Satan at the same time please stay one place make thunder now where to strike abeg 😁

God : I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. 1 Timothy 2:12

God : Wives, submit yourself to your own husband. Ephesians 5:22-23

God : She will desire to control her husband but her husband will definitely rule over her. Genesis 3:16

God created different roles for both men and women now feminism wants to create equal roles for both man and woman (equality) abeg make it make sense 🤔

Mentally, physically, emotionally and spiritually a man and a woman are never equal and they never operates on the same frequency!

When my kid brother was little around 5years he ill always say and I quote "woman no they senior man" na now I come they understand that statement better👌

Feminist are the disobedient daughters of Lilith and Jezebel! Just avoid anyone claiming to be a feminist simple. There are still so many feminine women out there that are raised well seek for them and enjoy your life 🙌

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