20/06/2026
Mr. No Bullsh*tting Presents:
THE "PRAYER-WARRIOR" MADNESS OF NIGERIA'S SENATE PRESIDENT GODSWILL AKPABIO
(June 20, 2026)
A Few Highlights About Nigeria's Chief Lawmaker Called Senator Godswill Akpabio. This Commentary Is Inspired In Mr. No Bullsh*tting By Akpabio's Recent Senseless Appeal To Nigerians To Pray To God To Expose Sponsors Of Terrorism, As Shown In The Newspaper Headline Below.
* Nigeria's current Senate President, Godswill Akpabio is a shamelessly corrupt son of a gun who is truly unbelievably unrepentant! For anybody who does not know, Mr. No Bullsh*tting is never frivolous with words of accusation against Nigeria's crooks in power. Every word is backed by FACTS! So yes, Akpabio does have SEVERAL pending cases of stealing public funds. Among them is 108 billion naira theft for which Nigeria's Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) already ARRESTED him in mid-October 2015. This is A FACT on record, not a rumor! But the crooks in power during President Muhammadu Buhari's evil reign swept it under the carpet. Instead of throwing Akpabio into prison where he belongs, the crooks in power REWARDED him by rigging him into the Senate as the Minority Leader... ANOTHER FACT!! I dare Akpabio to sue me in court whenever he sees me in Nigeria if he says that I am defaming his character. Of course, he won't dare because he knows I ain't lying. Subsequently, the same crooks in power upgraded Akpabio to the seat of Senate President in 2023 to serve Nigeria's "Fantastically Corrupt" president, Bola Tinubu instead of Nigerians as he should.
* Naturally, there was a criminal horse-trading deal for that reward of SUSPENDING Akpabio's prison sentence. APPARENTLY, the ultimate deal was for Akpabio to become a RUBBER-STAMP for President Tinubu. He MUST abdicate his constitutional "Oversight Functions" of checkmating the excesses of Nigeria's presidency and judiciary as a representative of the people of Nigeria. Instead, Akpabio MUST OBEY every command of the president who is too corrupt to do anything right for Nigeria and Nigerians. And, Akpabio is obligated to obey everything Tinubu orders, or risk getting thrown into prison for his past crimes. This is why I said above that his possible prison sentence was suspended, not necessarily dead. At the right time or when a decent person becomes president any time, he could still be arrested and imprisoned for his crimes. Again, Mr. No Bullsh*tting is not frivolous here in accusations. It is on record that Akpabio boldly declared on TV several times that he would always support or endorse President Tinubu's decisions. He has recklessly, lawlessly, and passionately kept his pledge of loyalty to Tinubu because he is under blackmail. Among other anomalies, Akpabio's lawless loyalty to Tinubu has lead to senseless Senate approvals of Tinubu's reckless money borrowing tendency without accountability. This has plunged Nigeria in atrocious debt.
AKPABIO'S "PRAYER-WARRIOR" MADNESS:
* Now, to the "reason for this season" of lambaste of Senate President Godswill Akpabio. Recently (just a couple of days ago) Senator Akpabio shamelessly appealed to Nigerians to pray to God to expose sponsors of terrorism in Nigeria. I have already alluded above to one reason why Mr. No Bullsh*tting is pi**ed off by Akpabio's call for national prayers against terrorism. His constitutional duty is to pressure President Tinubu to do the right things to stop terrorism in Nigeria, and not to shamelessly turn himself into "Prayer Warrior" advocate. First off, Mr. No Bullsh*tting is disgusted with Nigerians who run to God with stupid prayers for everything, instead of use the brains that God already gave them to solve problems. Specifically, instead of challenging and revolting against criminal rulers who are destroying Nigeria, Nigerians prefer to resort to nonsensical prayers that God will NEVER answer.
* First, it was President Tinubu's wife, Remi Tinubu, and Tinubu’s son, Seyi Tinubu, and their nonsensical "Prayer-Worrior" bu****it. They often mocked Nigerians to pray to God to save them from her husband's and his father's corruption and misrule. Now, we have Tinubu's corrupt rubber-stamp Senate President Akpabio going the same route of asking Nigerians to pray to God to expose sponsors of terrorism. At the end of this is a link that takes you to one of Seyi Tinubu's campaign for his father's re-election in 2027, blackmailing Nigerians with the sentimental thing called faith. He could not use any reference to his father's tangible success so far because there is none to write home about.
WHY MR. NO BULLSH*TTING IS SO PI**ED OFF WITH AKPABIO:
Now, here is the most annoying fact about Akpabio's "Prayer-Warrior" advocacy madness and hypocrisy. Akpabio, Tinubu, and all the corrupt Nigerian rulers do ALREADY KNOW the sponsors of Nigeria's terrorism. This a FACT that many top government officials have confessed, but they refuse to bring the sponsors to justice. My POSTULATION is that those in power are compromised in one for or another, and they would be exposed if they try to prosecute the terrorism sponsors. My postulation does include the possibility that President Tinubu is being blackmailed or intimidated to stay clear of the terrorism sponsors, or else...??? Instead, the fantastically corrupt hypocrite called Akpabio is mocking Nigerians to pray for the exposure of the sponsors who they already know but refuse to prosecute and punish, meeeeeeeen!!!
VERYDARKMAN REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENT AGAINST TINUBU INSTEAD OF NONSENSICAL PRAYERS:
I wanno conclude with my appreciation of my new Nigerian hero, VeryDarkMan, the popular social media influencer. He obviously agrees with Mr. No Bullsh*tting's anger over Nigerians' senseless prayers in place of holding Tinubu accountable for his misrule. So, he is now leading a "Tinubu-Must-Go" revolutionary campaign protest. I tip my hat for VeryDarkMan, meeeeeeeen!!!
LINK TO SEYI TINUBU'S NONSENSICAL CAMPAIGN FOR HIS FATHER, THE PRESIDENT: https://afro-scope.com/2026/03/18/behold-seyi-tinubu-son-of-president-bola-tinubu-of-nigeria-is-campaigning-for-his-fathers-2027-re-selection-as-president-with-questions-arising/
