Zurunwafo

Zurunwafo Am Zurunwafo A.K.A Zuru,Zurumpa,ZuruZu,Zurupapaya,Zuruzuzuuwe As far as Zuru is there that's my name.

06/05/2023

If I have fail you in this life no reason am
Because e no easy for me
I swear 😑😑😑😑

01/05/2023

I finally decided to meet my girlfriend's parents for their daughter's hand in marriage.

As I arrived at their compound, my girlfriend's mother rushed and hugged me.

β€œmy son-in-law!” she shouted out of excitement. β€œso handsome and quite honest, you're welcome, my son,”

she then escorted me into the house to meet with my girlfriend's father.

I was very shocked as I saw her father.

β€œGood afternoon, sir” I said as I hid my face so that he won't be able to recognize me.

β€œwelcome, my son,” he welcomed me.

I continued hiding my face as we chatted for almost an hour before I decided to take my leave.

Just as I was about to step out of the house, my girlfriend's father rushed and held me.

her father: I've recognized you know! no be you almost ran over me with your car yesterday, you couldn't even beg, instead, you say I dey crāze.

Na so this beautiful relationship ended! 😭

06/04/2023

Scatter laugh for me joor!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1. If Your Husband Is tall, Dark and drive a Toyota Car..He is in my compound Cooking Spaghetti for 0ne female Copper..ooπŸ™†

2. 14Yrs Imprisonment for gay in Nigeria, and you still put them in the same prison with other guys, Is that Not Honeymoon?πŸ€”

3. No Disgrace is worse than a LECTURER standing at your Back in exam Hall and screaming " S0ME PE0PLE ARE JUST WRITING N0NESENSE!" πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™†

4. Having a sugar daddy when you don't know your real father is very Risky! What If? Anyway let's change the topic...How are you today?

5. And you think ignoring Me will Hurt Me?πŸ˜’

I Am been ignored By My 0wn Brain In Exam Hall and I didn't Die🀷

6. You Bought a freezer 0f 150K for 0nly 10K and you are now complaining that the freezer is shocking you,πŸ€ͺ My brother the time you are buying it, the price No Shock You?πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

7. When ones goat get Missing 🐐 the Aroma of a Neighbor's Soup gets SuspiciousπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

8. W**d Can Make You Buy Recharge Card And Ask For NylonπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

9. Nothing pains most when someone is killing you in a fight and people around you will be shouting "LEAVE DEM MAKE THEM FIGHT!!"πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10" Nigerian policemen be like " Shut Up And Start Talking!" I'm Not Ur Friend My Friend!"..πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

11" If he beats me I'll still love Him, I Know with time he will change..Na So She Take Lost All Her Front Teeth πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

12" If a girl doesn't reply your message, just know she has viewed your profile pic and sayπŸ‘‰..No,No,No,No This 0ne No follow at all!πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

13" I Went To Warri Recently, If you See Names of Churches Ehh!??πŸ™† I Was Surprised When I Saw a Church..." 0peration Carry Devil Knack For Ground Bible Ministry".πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

14. HIM:" So what's Your Favorite Color?

HER:" Stop Asking Me Stupid Questions, Ask Me Something Logical And Matured Instead.

HIM:" How Many Mole's Of Sodium Bicarbonate Are Needed To Neutralize 0.8ml Of Sulphuric Acid At STP?

HER:" My Favorite Color Is PinK!πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

πŸ’‹πŸ’¦

25/03/2023

😁 Happiness

A man and his wife quarrelled. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom only to find the wife busy packing her suitcase! He asked "You are packing! Where are you going?" She answered "To my mother"
The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase & started packing his clothes. The angry wife stared at him and said "You are packing! Where are you going?" He replied "Oh yeah! I"m going to my mother!"
The wife replied, "To your mother???!! And what about the 6 children?! Who is going to look after them?" The man replied, "You are going to your mother! I'm going to my mother. The 6 children should also go to their mother!!
Equation balanced.πŸ˜„

20/03/2023

Repeat After Me:
I will never be ashamed of my faith,
nor my relationship with God.
May God bless those who insert Amen

18/03/2023

DE PROBLEM OF NIGERIA STARTED WITH CONFUSION IN SPEAKING ENGLISH.
BritishπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ :Extreme
America :End
Nigeria : Extreme end
British :Knickers
America :Short
Nigeria :Short knickers
British :salon
America :barber shop
Nigeria : Barbing salon
British :Bend
America :Cover
Γ‘igeria :Bending cover
British:So
America :Therefore
Nigeria :So therefore
British :Henceforth
America :From now on
Nigeria : From now henceforth
British :still
America :Yet
Nigeria :Still yet
British :Reverse
America :Turn back
Nigeria :Reverse back
British :Should
America :In case
Nigeria : Should in case
British :Tell me de reason
America : Tell me why
Nigeria :Tell me de reason why
British :ten pounds each
America :Ten dollars each
Nigeria :Ten ten naira each.
I de in army barracks come beatπŸ‘Š me.

17/03/2023

If we could go back to
where we break up
and advise each other
what will you tell me

11/03/2023

Girls will be like u dumped me After seeing my Nakedness sister my own wey u see Na skeleton
πŸ™„

11/03/2023

Just Imagine toasting a girl in a wedding ceremony and ur mum walk in & say put dis food for lylon na our dinner🀣 πŸ˜‚

06/03/2023

Just imagine u coming back from work & suddenly u received a big hug from ur kids telling u they have washed ur laptop
🀣🚢🏿🚢

04/03/2023

BE A ROMANTIC MAN WITHOUT S*X!!!!

Carry your woman to the bed when she sleeps off in the sitting room, make her feel like a baby at times.The truth is, every woman wants to be treated like a 2-year-old girl at times, that's why women behave childish or silly at times. (Its a fact, its not an abuse please)πŸ‘Œ

You may have an argument with your woman and the next thing is that you will see her putting her bags outside the house, it doesn't mean she is asking for a divorce, she is just being childish, she simply wants you to hold her, look her in the eyes and say β€œI am sorry for the argument".πŸ˜‡

My Brother, when your woman steps on your feet intentionally or mistakenly, don't let your eyes turn red, just smile at her, if she did it intentionally, she is just playing with you, if she did it mistakenly, its not her fault.πŸ™ƒ

why shout at her over every small mistake? As a man learn to ignore some things, don't be petty. Some men are feminist;πŸ˜”

Do "hide and seek" with your woman, sing poems for your woman in the garden or inside the house, even if she is teasing you. Call her the most beautiful names, ladies love beautiful names more than shiny golds. ❀️

Assist her in the house chores, don't make her look like your maid. Bath together, wake her up for prayers, swim with her if it's available, cook together, teach her how to cook if she doesn't know how to cook, yes that's my handwriting, she must'nt know how to cook. Cooking is not the ticket to Paradise. It's not only a feminine duty.😊

Use blind folds to cover her eyes and tickle her, scare her at times, call her from work/school, text her, write "I love you" in a small note and put it under her pillow or in her purse or in her bathroom or in her cosmetics box or inside her cupboard.πŸ˜‹

Kiss her always, cuddle her, pamper her and play with her hair. Always tell her, she's beautiful and that you're happy to have her as your partner.πŸ₯°

All these are part of being romantic, its not always all about s*x...

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