The incoherent ramblings of an old man

11/03/2026

You might’ve already had the best doughnut of your life, and not even appreciated it.

08/03/2026

04/02/2026

I discovered a free bonus hair with my meal

03/02/2026

Pillow still works good……but

31/01/2026

I splurged on this 26 year old aged cheese, it was supposed to be the centerpiece of a charcuterie board. My plans got canceled on me, we never had the get together, but instead of bringing in the cheese I’ve been keeping it in my truck and taking bites out of it from time to time.
Usually as a little reward for accomplishing a task or as a treat to hype myself up…for example, I took a pre grocery shopping bite 😋
I live in Michigan, but it’s warming up this weekend, so I’ll have to bring it in and put it in the fridge I suppose. Or should I just finish it right here, right now, in this parking lot? 😏

20/01/2026

Right, maybe everyone knows this and I never paid attention or have been bothered enough but while lounging on the sofa just now i figured it’s super easy to convert Celsius to Fahrenheit. Baseline: 10*C is 50*F. For anything else, every 10*C is 18*F. It’s difficult to multiply by 1.8 but it’s a lot easier to multiply by 2, then take away 10%.

Take 24*C for example:
- 10*C is 50*F
- ⁠14*C times 2 = 28, minus 10% (2.8 ) = 25
- ⁠50+25 =75*F

17/01/2026

The future is wonderful, it would be great to have a platform for civilized discussions…

15/01/2026

if you ask a coworker "how are you" and they say "well, im here" that loosely translates to "i need you to push me off the roof. we can make it look like an accident. if i die, im finally free. if i live, we'll sue this place and split the money. please for the love of god help!

05/01/2026

An idiot found $300 in the parking lot at Walmart today. I watched him try to give it to a cop driving by, but the officer thought it was a prank and wouldn't accept it. So this idiot comes to his senses and walks away.. This is where it gets hilarious 😂 . An even bigger idiot kept tapping on .... See More