01/02/2026
I paid $11,600 for a new walkway and they delivered me a concrete centipede with polka dots. 😂🪱 Those perfect little circles marching down the middle look like the sidewalk is about to start breathing, and the whole thing is so long and straight it feels like a runway for ants. 🐜✈️ The worker is down there carefully adjusting one ring like it’s a diamond setting, meanwhile I’m trying to understand why my path looks like it needs cup holders every three feet. 🥤😭