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THE DAY I MET MY FIRST LOVEPART 8STORY DONE BY ASODZI COMEDYBambo ake a Lunah anamuyang’ana mwana wawo, kenako n’kuyang’...
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THE DAY I MET MY FIRST LOVE

PART 8

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Bambo ake a Lunah anamuyang’ana mwana wawo, kenako n’kuyang’ana akazi awo.

“Mwamva zomwe akuyankhula mwana wanu?” Anafunsa bambo aja akazi awo.

Mayi: “Iii, iwenso Lunah, takhala chete apa. Tseka kukamwa kwakoko.”

Lunah: “Palibe zimenezo. Ndine wamkulu pano, ndikudziwa pakati pa chabwino ndi choipa. Ndaphunzira school, ndamaliza. Kunatsara ndi kukwatira, ndipo uyu ndiye mamuna wanga. Zili ndi inu kuvomera kapena ayi, koma chisankho ndapanga kale.”

Bambo: “Hey Lunah, please tuluka panja ndi munthu nzako amene ukuti ndi mamuna wako. Koma chomwe ungadziwe ndikuti ukatuluka panja ukafunefune kuli makolo ako. Hope, tuluka panja.”

Ndinadziwilatu kuti nkhani ija yakula tsopano. Panalibe munthu amene amawonetsa mano pa malo paja. Mwakachetechete ndinatuluka panja osayankhula chilichonse. Mosakhalitsa ndinangoona Lunah akundithamangira, ndipo tinatuluka pa gate limodzi.

“Hey Lunah, walimba mtima mpaka kutuluka panja?” ndinafunsa.

Anandiyang’ana modabwa Lunah.

“Yaa, ndalimba mtima. Kapena sunakonzeke kukhala ndi munthu ngati ine?”

“Aaa ayi dear, ndine wokonzeka ndithu. Kungoti ndili ndi mantha kuti makolo ako angapeze njira yoti ndisowe mtendere, ndi cholinga choti ndikulephere basi.”

Anamwetulira Lunah.

“Aaa honey, osadandaula zimenezo. Amenewo sangapange china chilichonse, bola adziwa kuti ndili ndi iwe kusiyana ndi kungothawa. Usadandaule china chilichonse. Kuyambira lero tidzipangira zinthu limodzi ngati banja. Ntchito ikapezeka, ndinkhonza kuyamba kugwira kuti tidzithandizana kupanga zinthu.”

“Oky chabwino dear. Pamenepo wayankhula mawu olimbitsa mtima. Osadandaula, ntchito ipezeka ndithu. Ndiyesa kuwafotokozera nzanga.”

“Oky chabwino honey,” anayankha Lunah.

Tinayenda njira yonse, nkhani zathu zili pakamwa, kwinaku ndikulingalira za malo omwe ndimakhala ngati Lunah angawakonde.

Mu mtima mwanga ndinali ndi manyazi poti room yomwe ndimakhala munalibe katundu wokwanira. Monga ine munthu wongofika kumene ku Joweni, ndinali ndisanazitolele bwino zinthu zanga.

Titafika ku malo omwe ndimakhala aja, ndinatsegula mu room mwanga ndikuyankhula:

“Sorry dear, pa nkhomo ndi pano. Nyumba yanga ndi imeneyi, yamalata okhaokha.”

Anamwetulira Lunah akuyankhula:

“Mmh dear, osayiwala kuti chara chimakanda pomwe chikufikira. Usakhale moyo wopanikizika chifukwa cha ine. Ndinakulora chibwenzi ukugulitsa mango, pano ukugwira ntchito pa filling station. Cha bwino ndi chiti? Moyo wako wasintha than before. Tawona, m’nyumba mwako muli TV yomwe kumudzi kuja unalibe. Pang’ono ndi pang’ono Mulungu azatidalitsa.”

Ndi mawu omwe anayankhula Lunah, mtima wanga unali zii.

Tinalowa mu room muja tonse ndikukhala pa bed kumacheza. Tili pakati pa kucheza, Lunah anandiyang’ana modabwa kwambiri, kenaka anafunsa funso:

“Hey dear, tsono ndi chifukwa chani unasintha dzina, kukhala Yusuf? Kapena umawopa Adad?”

“Aaa ayi dear. Malo aja ndimagwira ntchito aja, eni ake ndi Amwenye. Nde amakonda kulemba ntchito ma Muslim, moti dzina limene lija anandipatsa ndi nzanga ogwira naye ntchito.”

“Oooh, chee Yusuf, komatu lakukhala dzinalo,” anayankhula akuseka Lunah.

Ndinamumenya mbama mwa chikondi.

“Ukhalike dear. Komanso nthawi yatha apa, ndiphike kuti udye kuti ukhale ndi mphamvu,” ndinayankhula ndikudzuka pa bed paja kupita pomwe panali hot plate stove pa mbali pa bed pomwe paja.

Ndiyamba kuphika, Lunah atangogona pa bed paja akuseweletsa foni yake kwinaku tikucheza.

Ndinatenga foni yanga kulowa WhatsApp kuti ndiwone ma messages, koma ndinali odabwa kuona Lunah atayika status chithunzi chomwe anandijambula ndikuphika, ndipo sindinkadziwa.

M’munsi mwake atalemba mawu oti:

“Amalume anu akuphika kuti ndidye, kenaka nawo adye.”

Ndinamuyang’ana Lunah. Anayang’ana kumbali akumwetulira.

Kunena zoona, pa nthawi imeneyo chikondi chinali chitakula pakati pathu.

Anadzuka pa bed Lunah kubwera kudzandithandiza kuphika. Titamaliza kuphika tonse, tinayamba kudya tikupitiliza ndi macheza athu.

Tinacheza kwa nthawi ndithu, kenaka tonse tinagona monga banja.

Kutacha m'mawa, ndinalawilira kusamba kukonzekera ulendo waku ntchito.

Pa nthawi imeneyo Lunah anali atadzuka kale, koma anangokhala chogona pa bed.

Nkhawa yomwe inali mu mtima mwanga inali yoti Lunah analibe chovala china chilichonse kupatula zomwe anavala zija, poti china chilichonse anachisiya kwa sister wake uja.

Ndinalongedza chakudya changa chokadyera ku ntchito m’chikwama changa, kenaka ndinatulutsa card la ku bank ndikumupatsa Lunah.

“Hey honey, card la ku bank ili. Upita pamusipo pali pep store, ukagule zovala, ma dress awiri, malaya awiri ndi ma skirt. Zina ukawona wekha. Ukachotsemo 700 rand, PIN ndakutumizira pa WhatsApp,” ndinayankhula.

Anamwetulira Lunah.

“Ooh zikomo kwambiri dear. Tsono pamenepa ubwera nthawi yanji?”

“Aaa, tikumana 4 koloko madzulo. Ukhale ndi tsiku lopambana. I love you, byeee,” ndinayankhula ndikutuluka panja.

Lunah anadzuka pa bed kundigwira malaya.

“I love you too,” anayankha Lunah akundipatsa kiss, kenaka anandisiya kuti ndituluke panja.

Ndinanyamuka ulendo waku ntchito ndili ndi chimwemwe kwambiri. Ndinkangonva kuti chikondi ndi chinthu cha bwino, koma pa nthawi iyi ndinatsimikiza ndithu.

Ndinafika ku ntchito ndi nkhope ya chimwemwe kwambiri kuposa masiku onse.

Nditangofika ku ntchito kuja, ndinayenda straight kupita mu office kuti ndikasayine nthawi yomwe ndafika ku ntchito kuja monga mwa nthawi zonse.

Koma ndili pakati posayina, bwana wamkulu analowa mu office muja.

“Aaaa, kodi ndi Hope? Sorry, usasayine. Lero sukugwira ntchito. Kalata yako iyi,” anayankhula bwana.

Mtima wanga unagunda.

“Aaa bwana, ndalakwitsa chani kuti lero ndisagwire ntchito?” ndinafunsa, mtima wanga ukugunda.

“Aaa, china chilichonse chalembedwa mkatimo. Ukawerenga ukakafika ku nyumba,” anayankha bwana aja.

Ndinatuluka mu office muja, mtima wanga ukuyaka moto.

Nditafika panja, ndinangoti gululu ndi Ahamadu, mnyamata anandipezera ntchito uja.

Anandikokera pa mbali Ahamadu kupita kuseri kwa filling station ija.

M’maso mwanga munali misozi itayamba kutsika.

“Aaa man Hope, kodi chachitika ndi chani? Dzulo madzulo kunabwera abambo ena ake owoneka achikaladi choncho. Ndinawamva akuyankhulana ndi bwana, koma amatchula dzina lako ndi police. Kungoti ndinali busy, kunali kovuta kumva bwino bwino. Koma amawoneka kuti anali olusa kwambiri,” anayankhula Ahamadu.

Ndinadziwilatu kuti omwe amanena aja angakhale bambo ake a Lunah.

Ndinalibe mphamvu ina iliyonse yoti ndikanatha kumuyankha.

Ndinamuyankha Ahamadu:

“Esh, sorry bro. Ndilore ndipite ku nyumba. Ndikufotokozera china chilichonse mtima wanga ukakhala m’malo.”

“Oky chabwino bro, uyende bwino. Ticheza pa foni. Koma osadandaula china chilichonse, chikhala bwino bwino,” anayankhula Ahamadu mondilimbitsa mtima.

Ndinasiyana ndi Ahamadu kubwerera ku nyumba.

Nditafika ku nyumba, ndinapeza Lunah kulibe.

Ndinadziwilatu kuti wapita kukagula zovala zija.

Ndinakhala panja kumudikirira poti m’nyumba munali mokhoma.

Ndinakhala nthawi ndithu panja paja, kenaka ndinangomuwona Lunah akubwera, ndipo jumbo yake ili ku manja.

“Aaaa Honey, nthawi yomweyo wabwera ku ntchito kuja? Mesa umatiuma weluka 4 koloko madzulo?” anafunsa modabwa Lunah akundiyang’ana, maso anga poti anali atafiyira kwambiri.

Ndinapusa mutu osayankhula china chilichonse. Ndinatenga kalata ija kumupatsa, yomwe inali itapinidwa bwino bwino.

Analanda kalata ija Lunah. Anatsegula chitseko, tonse tinalowa m’nyumba, koma nkuti naye akuwoneka okhumudwa kwambiri.

Anaitsegula kalata ija ndikuyamba kuwerenga mokweza mawu, ndipo inalembedwa motere:

“Hello Yusuf,

Ntchito yako yatha pazifukwa zingapo. Choyamba, unanama dzina lako kwa ine. Ndadziwa dzulo kuti ndiwe Hope. Chachiwiri, ulibe mapepala olongosoka ogwirira ntchito pa malo ano. Of course, ndimalemba anthu ntchito opanda passports, koma iwe uli ndi mulandu womwe ungapangitse police kufika pa malo ano. Mapeto ake ndi kulipira ndalama zambiri komanso kuwononga mbiri chifukwa cha iwe.

Zikomo kwambiri. Ndiwe mnyamata wa bwino. Tidzakuyitana nthawi ina tikadzafuna anthu.”

Anapumira m'mwamba Lunah.

“Aaa, ntchito imatha chonchi abale? Ndikuwona ngati wina wake samakufunira zabwino ndi amene wakunenera ma bodza,” anayankhula Lunah.

Ndisanayankhe, anayiwerenganso kalata ija.

Anapitiliza kuyankhula Lunah:

“Aaa ayi, nkutheka makolo anga anapita ku ntchito kwako. Akuyesera kupeza njira yoti iwe ndi ine tizunzike, ndi cholinga choti ndibwerere ku nyumba.”

Ndinamuyankha Lunah:

“Yaa, ndi makolo ako omwe apanga zimenezo. Koma andilakwira ntchito ina ndiipeza kuti pano?”

Anapukusa mutu Lunah akuyankhula:

“Osadandaula sweetheart. Mulungu ndi amene amadziwa tsogolo la munthu. Ndine wokonzeka kukhala nawe mu nyengo zonse. Usaiwale kuti golide samakhala golide asanadutse mu ng’anjo ya moto.”

Anayankhula Lunah akupukuta misozi yanga ndi malaya ake.

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MIYEZI IWIRI INADUTSA CHONTHERO TCHITO IJA.

Moyo unasintha kwambiri.

Masiku onsewa ndinali ndikuyesetsa kusaka ntchito koma osaipeza.

Ndimayima m'mbali mwa msewu nditanyamula chikatoni nditalemba mawu oti:

“I'M LOOKING FOR A JOB — ANY KIND OF JOB.”

Koma masiku onsewa palibe amene amanditenga ngakhale kukagwira garden boy kwa tsiku limodzi lokha.

Pang’ono ndi pang’ono ndalama zomwe zinali ku account kwanga zinali zikutha.

Pa nthawi imeneyo, Lunah akumagwira maganyu ochapa zovala m’nyumba mwa anthu, ambiri anali a Malawi amene amakhala okha komanso omwe zinthu zimawayendera.

Kunali zovuta kumuletsa Lunah kuti asamagwire maganyu malingana ndi moyo umene unaliri pa nyumba.

Anali madzulo.

Ndinanyamuka ulendo waku nyumba kuchokera kosaka ntchito. Mutu wanga sunali kugwira ntchito bwino malingana ndi mavuto azachuma omwe anali pakati panga.

Ndinafika ku nyumba ndi nkhope yokhumudwa ngati mulenje wobwera chabe ku uzimba.

Ndinalowa m’nyumba ndinamupeza Lunah atagwada pansi kupemphera.

Mkati mwa pemphero lake munali kumveka dzina langa.

Ndinadzimvera chisoni, poti naye Lunah nkuti usiwa utamusawutsa. Tsitsi lake anali atameta chifukwa chosowa chisamaliro.

Ndinakhala pansi osayankhula china chilichonse powopa kumusokoneza mapemphero aja.

Kenaka ndinangomva:

“Amen.”

Kusonyeza kuti wamaliza kupemphera kuja.

Anandiyang’ana Lunah ndi nkhope yokhudzika.

“Mwaswera bwanji? Kaya wayenda bwanji lero kosaka ntchito?” anafunsa Lunah.

“Aaa ndaswera bwino dear. Kosaka ntchito ndayenda bwino ndithu poti ndabwera ndi moyo, koma ntchito, ngakhale ganyu, sindinaipeze.”

“Oky sweetheart, koma uti ukawona tikhala moyo umenewu mpaka liti? Ndikudutsa m'mayeso akulu dear. Ndimawona ngati kuli bwino tidzipita kumudzi. Bola kumazunzika kwathu kusiyana ndi kuno. Ganiza mofatsa chonde, ndalama zisanathe.”

“Honey, tidzikatani kumudzi? Nanga ukuganiza kuti anthu adzati chani ndikapita opanda kathu?” ndinafunsa Lunah.

Andiyang’ana, nkono wake akundisisita ku nsana, kenaka anayamba kuyankhula:

“Dear, ukakhala m'moyo uno, ukamapanga ziganizo zako usamati anthu adziganiza kuti chani. Panga zinthu zolingana ndi nyengo yako.

Pakati paja ndimagwira ntchito yochapa kwa anyamata aja, koma pano asiya kundipatsa ganyu chifukwa choti ndawakana chibwenzi.

Sorry, sindinkafuna kukuudza izi, koma ndikungofuna udziwe nyengo zomwe ndikudutsamo monga mkazi wako.

Tiyeko tidzipita kumudzi. Sunatsanzike munthu kuti ukagule galimoto.”

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THE DAY I MET MY FIRST LOVEPART 7STORY DONE BY ASODZI COMEDYAnandiyang’ana mtsikana uja.“Hey achimwene, mwaswera bwanji?...
24/09/2026

THE DAY I MET MY FIRST LOVE

PART 7

STORY DONE BY ASODZI COMEDY

Anandiyang’ana mtsikana uja.

“Hey achimwene, mwaswera bwanji?” anapereka moni m’Chichewa.

Ndimangomwetulira osayankha moni uja, kwinaku ndinali busy kuyankhula ndi nzanga amene tinkagwira naye ntchito pa malo paja, tikugwiritsa ntchito Chizulu.

Anapukusa mutu mtsikana uja.

“Aaa, basi mwina angofanana. Boyfriend wanga nthawi yomweyo sangakhale akuyankhula Chiyankhulo chakuno chonchi. Komanso nthawi imene ankacheza ndi Adad mu room mwake, ndinamumva akukambirana za business, osati kubwera ku South Africa,” anatero mtsikana uja.

Mosakhalitsa, anapisa dzanja mu handbag yake n’kutulutsa ndalama zamafuta zija kundipatsa. Nditayang’anitsitsa bwino, pamwamba pa ndalama zija panali nambala ya foni.

Anandifinyira diso, kenako anayatsa galimoto yawo n’kuchoka pa malo paja.

Ngakhale mtsikana uja anali ndi short hair, mtima wanga unayamba kugunda kwambiri, kusonyeza kuti mwina analidi Lunah.

“Aaa, ndiye dzina lija akuti Deborah? Zoona izi? Koma ngati ali Lunah, akudzatani kuno?” ndinadzifunsa ndekha.

Awa anali mafunso amene ankazungulira m’mutu mwanga.

Ndinagwira ntchito mpaka nthawi yowulukira inakwana. Ndinanyamuka kupita ku nyumba kwanga komwe ndimakhala, chifukwa pa nthawiyi ndinali nditayamba kukhala ndekha.

Masiku onsewa ndinkayesera kusaka Saka Lani pa Facebook, koma samapezeka. Izi zinali choncho chifukwa Saka Lani sankakonda kugwiritsa ntchito dzina lake lenileni pa Facebook kapena pa social media ina iliyonse, chifukwa moyo wake unali wachinsinsi kwambiri.

Nditafika ku nyumba, ndinasunga nambala ya mtsikana uja mu foni yanga. Mosataya nthawi, ndinamuyimbira.

Foni inayankhidwa.

“New number, hello?”

“Hello, ndine mnyamata uja tinakumana pa filling station uja. Kodi umakhala kuti?” ndinayankhula mu English yosakanikirana ndi Chizulu.

“Mmh, ndimakhala m’town momwe muno. Kungoti ndine mlendo, ndabwera kwa sister wanga kudzacheza.”

Ndinaseka.

“Aaa, iwe ukachoke ku Malawi kubwera ku South Africa kudzacheza? Osangoti wabwera kudzasaka ntchito bwanji?”

“Aa ayi, ndili pa holiday. Komanso iweyo ndiwe nzika ya ku South Africa kuno?” anafunsa mtsikana uja.

Mosadodoma ndinayankha:

“Yaa, ndine waku South Africa kuno. Ndimachokera ku Free State. Kapena ndafanana ndi munthu wina wake?”

“Yaaa, ukufanana ndi boyfriend wanga wina wake. Mukungosiyana thupi pang’ono.”

“Ali kuti boyfriend wakoyo?” ndinafunsa.

“Mmh, sindikudziwa. Komabe tinasiyana chifukwa cha makolo anga. Sindikudziwa komwe anapita mpaka pano. Kwawo ndinapita miyezi iwiri yapitayo, koma nawonso sadziwa kuti mwana wawo anapita kuti. Ndi nkhani yayitali kwambiri, sungayimvetse.”

“Ooh okay. Nde bwanji ndingolowa m'malo mwa boyfriend wakoyo?”

“Haaa, ndi zosatheka. Ngati siyiweyo ndiye basi. Ndi zondivuta kugwa m’chikondi ndi munthu wina panopa. Basi, good night.”

Anadula foni.

Ndinayesera kumuyimbira koma foni yake inali kulowa voice mail.

Mtima wanga unamukonda kwambiri Lunah, koma nkhawa yanga inali yoti bambo ake akazadziwa zikanakhala bwanji.

Ndinkafunitsitsa kumuuza chilungamo mtsikana uja, koma mantha ndi amene ankandiletsa kutero.

Ndinasiya foni pa charge n’kuyamba kuphika chakudya chamadzulo. Nditamaliza kuphika, ndinayamba kudya kenako ndinagona.

Usiku wonse ndinkaganizira za namwali uja.

Kutacha m'mawa, foni yanga inayitana.

“Hello, wadzuka bwanji?”

“Ndadzuka bwino, kaya iwe?”

“Aaa, inenso ndadzuka bwino. Ndimangofuna ndikudzutse kuti ungayambe kuchedwa ku ntchito,” anatero mtsikana uja.

Ndinaseka.

“Aaa ayi, lero sindipita ku ntchito. Umayenera kundipatsa plan.”

“Ooh, supita ku ntchito lero? Bwera uzadziwe komwe ndimakhala. Ungokwera taxi, unene kuti ukupita ku John Malani Street, nyumba number 48.”

“Aaa, ukuchita kuyankhula ngati zenizeni ukufuna kuti uzandimenyetse eti?”

“Akumenya ndani? Ndatsala ndekha ku nyumba kuno. Sister wanga wachoka ndi mamuna wake. Ndine mlendo kuno, ndilibe nzanga.”

“Ooh okay, chabwino. Ndikupeza pompano, bola usakhale ukunama.”

“Aaa usakayike ndithu. Ndikhala ndikudikira iwe.”

Anadula foni ija.

Ndinadzuka pogona n’kuyamba kusamba. Nditamaliza kusamba, ndinavala bwino ngati munthu wokakumana ndi mkazi amene amamukonda.

Mosakhalitsa, ndinakwerera taxi yolingana ndi map yomwe anandipatsa, koma ngakhale pamene ndinkapita kumaloku, mtima wanga wina unkandiletsa.

Nditafika pa nyumba imene anandiuza, ndinayimba bell.

Mosakhalitsa, kunatuluka mtsikana uja atavala bath towel, thupi lake likuchucha madzi, zomwe zinkasonyeza kuti anali atangotuluka mu swimming pool.

“Aaa, kodi ndi iwe wabwera? You can come in. Sorry, ndimasamba,” anatero mtsikana uja.

Sindinayankhe chilichonse. Ndinangolowa mu mpanda muja.

Tinayenda limodzi mpaka pa sitting room. Anayatsa TV.

“Umakhoza kukhala pansi apa, ndikubwera kaye ndikavala.”

“Ooh okay, chabwino. Zikomo kwambiri,” ndinayankha.

Ndinakhala nthawi ndithu. Kenako ndinangomuwona akubwera mtsikana uja atavala bwino komanso ali ndi buku m'manja.

“Umadziwa kusewera game?” anafunsa.

“Yaaa, ndimadziwa ndithu,” ndinayankha molimba mtima, ngakhale kuti sindinasewerepo game ya pa TV.

“Ooh okay, chabwino. Tiyeni tisewere.”

Anayatsa game ija. Tinakhala pampando, aliyense ali ndi game controller m'manja.

Tinayamba kusewera. Koma akamawina, mtsikana uja ankakhala ndi chimwemwe kwambiri, mpaka nthawi zina ankandigwira pa mwendo chifukwa cha chisangalalo.

Kumasuka kwake kunali kodabwitsa kwambiri.

Tinacheza kwa nthawi ndithu anthu asanabwere m’nyumba muja.

Kenako anadzuka pa mpando paja n’kupita kukaphika chakudya ku kitchen.

Atamaliza kuphika, anayika chakudyacho pa tebulo. Tonse tinayamba kudya, nkhani zathu zili pakamwa. Maso athu ankakumana nthawi ndi nthawi, ndipo tonse tinkangomwetulira mwamanyazi.

“Ndiwe wamanyazi eti?” anafunsa mtsikana uja.

Ndinamwetulira.

“Aaa ayi, koma mwina chifukwa tangokumana kumene.”

“Ooh okay, chabwino. Uli ndi girlfriend?”

“Aa ayi. Nanga iwe uli ndi boyfriend?”

“Analipo, koma anachoka. Sindikudziwa komwe anapita. Anamuthamangitsa makolo anga. Ankagwira ntchito kwathu. Dzina langa ndi Deborah, koma limatchuka kwambiri ndi dzina loti Lunah. Kaya iwe dzina lako lija ndi ndani?”

“Ndine Yusuf. Nanga chifukwa chani uli ndi mayina awiri?” ndinafunsa.

Anaseka Lunah.

“Mmh, ndi dzina limodzi limenelo. Poyamba ndinali Deborah. Nditalemba mayeso a Standard 8 sindinachite bwino. Nditabwereranso kusukulu, ndinagwiritsa ntchito dzina lina lochokera pa dzina langa loyambalo. Choncho, chilembo chilichonse chomwe chili pa Lunah chikuchokera pa Deborah.”

“Ooh, ndiwe wanzeru kwambiri. Nde ungandilore kuti nditenge malo a boyfriend wako?”

“Mmh iwe, nkhani imeneyo wayilimbikira. Ine ndine waku Malawi, iwe kwanu ndi konkuno. Nde tikhala bwanji m’chikondi?” anafunsa Lunah, maso ake akundiyang’ana modabwitsa.

“Aaa Lunah, chikondi chilibe ma border. Komanso ngati iwe ndi ine takondana, ndili wokonzeka kupita kwanu.”

“Udzikatani kwathu? Ku Malawi ntchito kulibe, pomwe anthu ambiri akubwera kuno kudzagwira ntchito.”

Ndinaseka.

“Aaa, iwe ma plan athu ndi osiyana. Iweyo ukhoza kukhala energy yanga yondipangitsa kulimbikira. Ndipatse mtima wako, uwonere kwa ine.”

“Eee, kodi uli serious? Let me think about it. Ndili ndi mantha kuti mwina boyfriend wanga ndzakumana naye tsiku lina. Ndikuyenera kupanga chiganizo chozama ndisanakuyankhe…”

Asanamalize kuyankhula, kunamveka kutseguka kwa gate ndi phokoso la galimoto ikulowa mu mpanda.

“Eya, sister wanga uja akubwera. Usakhale ndi mantha, sikuti wapanga cholakwika china chilichonse. Mesa timangocheza,” anatero Lunah kundilimbitsa mtima.

Maso anga anali kunjira, mtima ukugunda kwambiri, chifukwa m’nyumba mwa eni munalibe udoro.

Mosakhalitsa, mchemwali wake uja analowa m’nyumba muja atanyamula katundu m'manja.

“Aaa, kodi kuli alendo? Mwaswera bwanji?” anafunsa.

“Aaa, ndaswera bwino, kaya inu chemwali.”

“Inenso ndaswera bwino ndithu. Takulandirani, takulandirani. Iwe Lunah, tapita ukawathandize kunyamula katundu. Amayi ndi Adad abwera ku holiday.”

Mtima wanga unagunda ngati ndilowe pansi nditamva zokhudza makolo aja.

Asanayankhe Lunah, bambo ake analowa m’nyumba muja limodzi ndi mayi ake akukoka chikwama.

Ndinaphana maso ndi abambo aja.

Nthawi yomweyo anayamba kuyankhula:

“Aaaa Hope, uli kuno? Tinagwirizana kuti chani?”

Lunah anayankha:

“Iiii Adad, komadekha kaye ndi munthu uyu. Dzina lake ndi Yusuf uyu.”

Asanamalize kuyankhula Lunah, mbama linamutera kuchokera kwa bambo ake.

“Kodi ukuwona ngati ndine mwana eti? Zoti uyu ndi Hope, ukuwona ngati sindikudziwa? Umadzatani kuno Hope?” anafunsa mowopseza bambo aja.

Zomwe zinandipangitsa kuti Chizulu ndi Chingerezi choloweza m’mutu mwanga chithawe.

Ndinawayankha m’Chichewa:

“Sorry Sir, poti ndaphwanya lamulo lanu. Mtima wanga unakonda mwana wanu, osati ndalama zanu. Mukanakhala munthu wokonda mwana wanu, mukanatha kulemekeza chisankho chake. Ngati mukuwona kuti ndine munthu wosauka, mukanatha kundithandiza moyenera monga mpongozi wanu kuti ndifike pomwe mumafuna inuyo.

Apo ayi, mukanamusiya mwana wanu ayambe moyo wachikondi ndi munthu wosauka popanda inu kuyikapo mulomo wanu.”

“Hey Hope, please siya kuyankhula zakozo. Tuluka panja pompano!” anatero bambo aja.

Lunah anayankha:

“Bodza, usatuluke Hope. Ndikufuna ndikuuzeni, Adad. Kungoti Hope watuluka, m’nyumba muno inenso ndikutuluka. Komanso pa khomo panu sindidzapondanso.

Munkhoza kundigulira china chilichonse chosowa pa moyo wanga, koma simungakwanitse kundigulira chikondi chomwe ndimapeza kuchokera kwa Hope.”

TIKUMANENSO MU PART 8.

MWAKOMA NONSE ❤️

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