ZaBa group of entertainers

24/01/2024

When our neighbours buy a new vehicle

We either say it’s not the latest or he should have built a house first

We are jealous like that 

We withdraw money from atm then count it before leaving

We are cautious 

We lock our car and then try to open it twice before leaving

We are like that 

We pay 100k to a witch doctor to know who stole our 10k

We are sometimes crazy 

We turn off the volume just to smell what’s burning

We are like that 

We never put our car keys or iPhones in our pocket

We are proud 

When we go out we turn off the lights just to confuse thieves

We are somehow smart 

We share beers and ci******es but we don’t share opportunities

We are selfish 

We are proud to be black though some of our sisters are light-skinned and we like them 

When the driver is taking an unfamiliar road we remove our earpieces to see clearly

We are just like that 

When someone is saying something strange

We remove our eyeglass to hear clearly

We are like that 

We love and read funny jokes like this one but we never bother to like or comment

We are selfish.

Welcome to Africa

GOOD NIGHT

15/01/2024

Kodi kukana kufa ndi mlandu kuti mpaka ku Police. Nkhumba ya nzeru

06/06/2023

24/04/2022

Ndiyetu akuti samuuza chifukwa cha security personnel

Koma Malawi wathuyu eeeshi

23/04/2022

Koma apule zoti Bawo imayimira ulova amadziwa?

21/04/2022

Straight win kwa bro wanga Tannah Mr broken English

I wish you good luck

21/04/2022

Tiyeni ku page ya Keturah
Kalikonse tikakanve

14/04/2022

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL FANS
Remember to go to Him and give thanks for His endless mercies He always gives us

No more tears
No more cries

Only joy must be on your face
Why?

14/04/2022

Powerful lesson

*ELEVEN POWERFUL LESSONS TO LEARN FROM THE HEN*

✔1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them
*- GOOD PLANNING.*

✔2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movements
*- DISCIPLINE.*

✔3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding
*- SACRIFICE AND SELF DENIAL.*

✔4. She can sit on eggs for another hen *- INDISCRIMINATION AND GENEROSITY.*

✔5. She sits on her eggs for twenty one (21) days, patiently waiting, even if they do not hatch, she will lay eggs again
*- FAITH, HOPE AND NOT DISCOURAGED.*

✔6. She detects unfertilized eggs and rolls them out
*- SENSITIVE AND DISCERNING.*

✔7. She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one
*- WISDOM, CONSCIOUSNESS, AND REALISTIC.*

✔8. No one touches her chicks
*- PROTECTIVE AND LOVE.*

✔9. She gathers all her chicks together
*- UNITY OF PURPOSE.*

✔10. She cannot abandon her chicks before they mature
*- MENTORSHIP.*

✔ 11. She will always be at the front of her chicks.
*- LEADERSHIP*

11/04/2022

Tiyeni timpange support mwana wathuyu pa campaign yake
Tannah Mr broken English

TANNAHANENEPEKOCAMPAIGN