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01/01/2026

Mikozi the mayor is looking like Sean Kingston 😂

24/12/2025

ELI Njuchi akuti iyeyu azakwatira at 40.

Marrying at 40 is cool, but that's only if you don't want your kids to not enjoy their lives with you for more years.

Malangizowo ndi abwino koma padzakapo bwana iyayi tsitsani😆

15/11/2025

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Ku USA, bambo uyu, James Hill wa dzaka 76, wamangidwa.

James amakhala ndi mkazi wake, Kathleen. Koma James anatsegula dating profile online nkuyamba kucheza ndi mayi wina.

Mayi wachilendoyo anamuwuza James kuti azijambule zithunzi zolaula amutumizire. James anatumizadi.

Kenako mayi wachilendoyo anamuuza James kuti amutumizile $15,000, apo bii, amuwuza mkazi wake zomwe amapanga.

James anazunguzika. Samafuna kuti mkazi wake okondeka adziwe za nyasi zakezi komanso samafuna kumukhudwitsa ndi kimukwiyitsa.

Pofuna kupewa zonsezi, James anapanga chiganizo. Sunday pa 9 November, James anamubaya mkazi wake Kathleen ndi mpeni nkumupha. Kuti asadziwe.

James ali mmanja mwa police ndipo imeneyi ndi statement yake.

Sidenote
Ngati muli konfyuzdi, ine ndili konfyuzidiya

01/11/2025

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Ase TrappyBeats Global 🔥

Shading without using stamps and tissue papers which are used for blending.

01/11/2025

24/10/2025

Akuti dolo wina otchedwa Milano 265 wa mu Ndirande ndi uyu, nde mix chinabadwa lero nde chagawa link ya nyimbo yake yodyera, give it ana ear through the link below:

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23/10/2025

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Following an injunction issued by the High Court, two entertainment spots, Harvey’s Garden and Kaya Lounge in Mount Pleasant, Blantyre will officially close on 1st December this year.

The injunction was obtained by the Blantyre city council and some residents of Mount pleasant against the two entertainment spots which were reportedly causing noise pollution and blocking of roads.

The residents expressed frustration over the disturbances caused by activities at the two popular spots, saying the constant noise and congestion had made life in the area increasingly uncomfortable.

In a statement released by the Blantyre City Council today, the authority reaffirmed its commitment to protecting residents’ welfare and maintaining peace in residential areas.

It further pledged to continue taking legal and administrative measures against individuals or businesses that negatively impact community life.

(by Kylie Chibwana-Blantyre 10/23/25)

20/10/2025

"BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️

Akuti billionaire Ned Nwoko is set to feature as the lead actor in Nollywood's first ever Kung-fu movie titled;
”Money And Kung-fu” 🥲

This role comes after he channelled his inner Jackie Chan 0n his 6th wife, Regina Daniels and made her abandone her Lamborghini and $100 bills to go sleep on the ground outside at 12 midnight to cry for hêlp like a poor man's wife.

Ned Nwoko is 70-years old but he has already been rated among the Top-3 strongest men in Nigeria.

19/10/2025

Akuti nyani uja ndi munthu koma adangothawa udindo🤣🤣

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19/10/2025

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