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KODI MUKUDZIWA? kodi mukudziwa kuti kupatula kukhala ndiwo pa tabulo NYEMBA zilinso ndi ubwino wa ukulu m'thupi mwathu? ...
19/04/2026

KODI MUKUDZIWA?



kodi mukudziwa kuti kupatula kukhala ndiwo pa tabulo NYEMBA zilinso ndi ubwino wa ukulu m'thupi mwathu? tikamadya NYEMBA timakhala tikuthandiza thupi, chifukwa zimagwira ntchito zingapo monga ;

1 - kuchepetsa chiopsezo chotha kudwala matenda a mtima.
- mu NYEMBA muli Fiber, Potassium, komanso antioxidants zomwe zimachepetsa kuthamanga kwa magazi.
- kudya NYEMBA kungakuthandizireni kupewa matenda a mtima

2 - NYEMBA zimathandizanso kuchepetsa matenda a khansa (e.g. prostate cancer, colon cancer, komanso khansa ya m'mabere)

3 - NYEMBA zimathandizanso kuti tisadwale kapena kuchepetsa matenda a Sugar (Type 2 Diabetes)

4 - NYEMBA zimathandizanso kagayidwe ka chakudya m'thupi (Digestive Health)..
DID YOU KNOW?



Beans are amazing for prevention and managing some diseases..here are a few:
- Heart disease: Bean's Fiber, Potassium, and antioxidants can help lower cholesterol and blood pressure.
- Type 2 Diabetes : beans' Fiber, protein can help regulate blood sugar levels.
- certain cancers: Beans contain antioxidants and fiber, which may help reduce risk of colon, breast, and prostate cancers.

Beans are also great for:
- Digestive Health: Fiber in beans supports healthy gut bacteria and prevent constipation.
- weight management: beans are filling and low in calories.

in Malawi, beans are a stable food.

CABBAGE  ?CHICHEWA.paja amati kuphunzira sikutha, CABBAGE kupatula kungodya ngati ndiwo kokha alinso ndikufunikira kochu...
17/04/2026

CABBAGE
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CHICHEWA.
paja amati kuphunzira sikutha, CABBAGE kupatula kungodya ngati ndiwo kokha alinso ndikufunikira kochuluka m'thupi, monga :

1- kuchepetsa chiopsezo chotha kudwala matenda a khansa (monga khansa ya m'mabere, khansa ya m'mapapo komanso colon cancer)

2- cabbage amathandiziraso mtima kugwira bwino ntchito (Heart Health)
3- cabbage amathandiziraso kuti chakudya chizigaika bwino m'thupi (Digestive Health)

ENGLISH.
Cabbage is packed with nutrients that can help prevent or manage some health issues:
1- cancer prevention: cabbage contains glucosinolates, which may help prevent certain cancers like colon, breast, and lung cancer.

2- Heart Health: fiber, vitamins, and antioxidants in cabbage can support Heart Health and lower cholesterol.

3- Digestive Health: cabbage's fiber can help with digestion and prevent constipation.

(From Crystal Pace)

13/07/2025

It's 3. Joao Pedro nets Chelsea's third.
Chelsea 3-0 PSG. 43 minutes gone.
Fifa Club world cup

13/07/2025

โšฝ๐Ÿšฉ LIVE SCORE โฅ 19:45 - GMT

๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด Romania โฅ Liga I
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ' | CFR Cluj ๐Ÿ-๐Ÿ FC Unirea 2004 Slobozia
โžจ 1st Half : 1-1 | 2nd Half : 0-0
โ›ณ3-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 โ›”1-0 ๐Ÿ”2-2 ๐Ÿงค2-0
๐Ÿน7-7 ๐ŸŽฏ4-3 โš ๏ธ5-4 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ57%-43%

๐ŸŒ Euro 2025 Women
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’' | Netherlands ๐Ÿ-๐Ÿ France
โ›ณ3-2 ๐ŸŸจ1-0 โ›”1-0 ๐Ÿงค3-3 ๐Ÿน8-7
๐ŸŽฏ4-4 โš ๏ธ7-3 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ54%-46%
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“' | England ๐Ÿ’-๐ŸŽ Wales
โ›ณ1-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿงค1-0 ๐Ÿน11-2 ๐ŸŽฏ5-1
โš–๏ธ1-0 โš ๏ธ2-1 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ81%-19%

๐ŸŒ Africa Cup of Nations Women
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’' | Nigeria ๐ŸŽ-๐ŸŽ Algeria
โ›ณ5-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน5-1 ๐ŸŽฏ2-1 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ67%-33%
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’' | Tunisia ๐Ÿ-๐ŸŽ Botswana
โ›ณ0-1 ๐ŸŸจ1-1 ๐Ÿน5-6 ๐ŸŽฏ3-5 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ46%-54%

โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”
โ›ณ Corner kicks | ๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ
โš ๏ธ Fouls | ๐…๐š๐ฎ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ
โ›” Offsides | ๐‡๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ-๐ฃ๐ž๐ฎ
๐ŸŽฏ Shots on target | ๐“๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ ๐œ๐š๐๐ซ๐žฬ๐ฌ
๐Ÿน Total shots | ๐“๐จ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ Ball possesion | ๐๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง
๐Ÿงค Saves | ๐€๐ซ๐ซ๐žฬ‚๐ญ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ” Substitutions | ๐‘๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ
๐ŸŸจ Yellow cards | ๐‚๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐š๐ฎ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ
โš–๏ธ Penalties | ๐๐ž๐ง๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฒ
๐Ÿ’Ž Free kicks | ๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ฌ
โคด๏ธ Throw-ins | ๐“๐จ๐ฎ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ฌ
๐ŸŸฅ Red cards | ๐‚๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ž๐ฌ
๐Ÿ•’ Added time | ๐“๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐š๐๐๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ง๐ž๐ฅ
โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”

๐ŸŒ FIFA Club World Cup
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ•' | Chelsea ๐Ÿ-๐ŸŽ PSG
โ›ณ1-0 ๐ŸŸจ2-0 ๐Ÿน5-1 ๐ŸŽฏ2-1 ๐Ÿ’Ž2-5
โคด๏ธ9-4 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ39%-61%

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Brazil โฅ Serie B
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘' | Criciuma ๐Ÿ-๐Ÿ Ferroviaria SP
โ›ณ7-1 ๐ŸŸจ2-2 ๐Ÿงค1-3 ๐Ÿน10-5 ๐ŸŽฏ6-2
โš ๏ธ6-5 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ56%-44%

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Argentina โฅ Liga Profesional
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’' | Atlรฉtico Tucumรกn ๐Ÿ-๐ŸŽ San Martin SJ
โ›ณ0-2 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน1-0 ๐ŸŽฏ1-0 โš ๏ธ2-0
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ21%-79%
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’' | Independiente Rivadavia ๐ŸŽ-๐ŸŽ Newell's
โ›ณ2-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 โ›”1-0 ๐Ÿงค0-1 ๐Ÿน3-0
๐ŸŽฏ2-0 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ50%-50%

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Brazil โฅ Serie C
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’' | Botafogo PB ๐Ÿ-๐ŸŽ Londrina
โ›ณ5-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน3-0 ๐ŸŽฏ1-0 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ50%-50%
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’' | Guarani ๐ŸŽ-๐ŸŽ Ituano
โ›ณ0-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน2-1 ๐ŸŽฏ1-0 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ50%-50%

๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Mexico โฅ Liga MX U19
โ—‰ ๐…๐“ | Leon U19 ๐Ÿ-๐Ÿ Atletico San Luis U19
โžจ 1st Half : 0-0 | 2nd Half : 2-1

13/07/2025

โšฝ๐Ÿšฉ LIVE SCORE โฅ 19:35 - GMT

๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด Romania โฅ Liga I
โ—‰ ๐‡๐“ | CFR Cluj ๐Ÿ-๐Ÿ FC Unirea 2004 Slobozia
โ›ณ2-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿงค1-0 ๐Ÿน6-5 ๐ŸŽฏ4-2
โš ๏ธ1-2 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ56%-44%

๐ŸŒ Euro 2025 Women
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’' | Netherlands ๐Ÿ-๐Ÿ France
โ›ณ3-1 ๐ŸŸจ1-0 ๐Ÿน7-4 ๐ŸŽฏ4-3 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ56%-44%
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“' | England ๐Ÿ‘-๐ŸŽ Wales
โ›ณ1-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน9-2 ๐ŸŽฏ4-1 โš–๏ธ1-0
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ78%-22%

๐ŸŒ FIFA Club World Cup
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”' | Chelsea ๐Ÿ-๐ŸŽ PSG
โ›ณ1-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน4-1 ๐ŸŽฏ1-1 ๐Ÿ’Ž1-4
โคด๏ธ8-2 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ38%-62%

โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”
โ›ณ Corner kicks | ๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ
โš ๏ธ Fouls | ๐…๐š๐ฎ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ
๐ŸŽฏ Shots on target | ๐“๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ ๐œ๐š๐๐ซ๐žฬ๐ฌ
๐Ÿน Total shots | ๐“๐จ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ Ball possesion | ๐๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง
๐Ÿงค Saves | ๐€๐ซ๐ซ๐žฬ‚๐ญ๐ฌ
๐ŸŸจ Yellow cards | ๐‚๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐š๐ฎ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ
โš–๏ธ Penalties | ๐๐ž๐ง๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฒ
๐Ÿ’Ž Free kicks | ๐‚๐จ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ฌ
โคด๏ธ Throw-ins | ๐“๐จ๐ฎ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ฌ
๐Ÿ” Substitutions | ๐‘๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ
๐ŸŸฅ Red cards | ๐‚๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ž๐ฌ
โ›” Offsides | ๐‡๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ-๐ฃ๐ž๐ฎ
โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Brazil โฅ Serie B
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘' | Criciuma ๐ŸŽ-๐Ÿ Ferroviaria SP
โ›ณ5-1 ๐ŸŸจ1-1 ๐Ÿน5-4 ๐ŸŽฏ4-2 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ59%-41%

๐ŸŒ Africa Cup of Nations Women
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’' | Nigeria ๐ŸŽ-๐ŸŽ Algeria
โ›ณ5-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน5-1 ๐ŸŽฏ2-1 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ65%-35%
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’' | Tunisia ๐Ÿ-๐ŸŽ Botswana
โ›ณ0-1 ๐ŸŸจ1-1 ๐Ÿน3-3 ๐ŸŽฏ2-2 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ47%-53%

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท Argentina โฅ Liga Profesional
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ’' | Atlรฉtico Tucumรกn ๐Ÿ-๐ŸŽ San Martin SJ
โ›ณ0-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน1-0 ๐ŸŽฏ1-0 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ41%-59%
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ’' | Independiente Rivadavia ๐ŸŽ-๐ŸŽ Newell's
โ›ณ0-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน1-0 ๐ŸŽฏ1-0 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ52%-48%

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Brazil โฅ Serie C
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ’' | Botafogo PB ๐ŸŽ-๐ŸŽ Londrina
โ›ณ2-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน0-0 ๐ŸŽฏ0-0 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ50%-50%
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ’' | Guarani ๐ŸŽ-๐ŸŽ Ituano
โ›ณ0-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน2-0 ๐ŸŽฏ1-0 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ50%-50%

๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Mexico โฅ Liga MX U19
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ“' | Leon U19 ๐Ÿ-๐Ÿ Atletico San Luis U19
โžจ 1st Half : 0-0 | 2nd Half : 1-1
โ›ณ5-8 ๐ŸŸจ2-0 ๐Ÿ”5-2 ๐Ÿน7-6 ๐ŸŽฏ3-2
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ•' | Pachuca U19 ๐Ÿ’-๐Ÿ Monterrey U19
โžจ 1st Half : 3-1 | 2nd Half : 1-0
โ›ณ4-1 ๐ŸŸจ1-2 ๐Ÿ”4-6 ๐Ÿน14-12 ๐ŸŽฏ6-5

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท Brazil โฅ Campeonato Carioca C
โ—‰

13/07/2025

โšฝ๐Ÿšฉ LIVE SCORE โฅ 17:35 - GMT

๐ŸŒ Europe Friendlies
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’' | FC Rodange ๐ŸŽ-๐Ÿ Jeunesse Canach
โžจ 1st Half : 0-1 | 2nd Half : 0-0
โ›ณ2-2 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿ”7-11 ๐Ÿน7-13 ๐ŸŽฏ1-7
โš–๏ธ0-1 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ55%-45%
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’' | Jeunesse Esch ๐Ÿ“-๐ŸŽ FC Mondercange
โžจ 1st Half : 1-0 | 2nd Half : 4-0
โ›ณ4-2 ๐ŸŸจ1-0 ๐Ÿ”7-8 ๐Ÿน12-3 ๐ŸŽฏ7-0
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ46%-54%
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ–๐ŸŽ' | Crvena Zvezda ๐Ÿ-๐Ÿ Puskas Academy
โžจ 1st Half : 0-0 | 2nd Half : 1-1
โ›ณ10-3 ๐ŸŸจ2-0 ๐Ÿ”6-4 ๐Ÿน7-5 ๐ŸŽฏ5-3
โš–๏ธ0-1 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ64%-36%

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Poland โฅ Super Cup
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ' | L**h Poznan ๐ŸŽ-๐Ÿ Legia Warsaw
โžจ 1st Half : 0-2 | 2nd Half : 0-0
โ›ณ7-4 ๐ŸŸจ1-1 ๐Ÿ”3-1 ๐Ÿน8-7 ๐ŸŽฏ3-5
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ52%-48%

๐ŸŒ AFC Womens Asian Cup Qualifying
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ–' | Jordan ๐Ÿ’-๐ŸŽ Singapore
โžจ 1st Half : 2-0 | 2nd Half : 2-0
โ›ณ3-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿ”2-1 ๐Ÿน23-0 ๐ŸŽฏ8-0
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ77%-23%

โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”
โ›ณ Corner kicks | ๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ
๐ŸŽฏ Shots on target | ๐“๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ ๐œ๐š๐๐ซ๐žฬ๐ฌ
๐Ÿน Total shots | ๐“๐จ๐ญ๐š๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ
โš–๏ธ Penalties | ๐๐ž๐ง๐š๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฒ
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ Ball possesion | ๐๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง
๐Ÿ” Substitutions | ๐‘๐ž๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐œ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ
๐ŸŸจ Yellow cards | ๐‚๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐š๐ฎ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ
โš ๏ธ Fouls | ๐…๐š๐ฎ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ
โ›” Offsides | ๐‡๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ-๐ฃ๐ž๐ฎ
๐Ÿงค Saves | ๐€๐ซ๐ซ๐žฬ‚๐ญ๐ฌ
๐ŸŸฅ Red cards | ๐‚๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ž๐ฌ
โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช Peru โฅ Liga 1
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–' | Sporting Cristal ๐Ÿ-๐Ÿ Atletico Grau
โžจ 1st Half : 1-1 | 2nd Half : 0-0
โ›ณ4-2 ๐ŸŸจ1-1 โ›”0-3 ๐Ÿ”1-3 ๐Ÿงค3-0
๐Ÿน11-5 ๐ŸŽฏ1-3 โš ๏ธ10-6 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ67%-33%

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Sweden โฅ Allsvenskan
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ•' | BK Hacken ๐Ÿ‘-๐ŸŽ Halmstad
โžจ 1st Half : 3-0 | 2nd Half : 0-0
โ›ณ3-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 โ›”1-0 ๐Ÿงค1-2 ๐Ÿน6-7
๐ŸŽฏ2-2 โš–๏ธ1-0 โš ๏ธ2-1 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ60%-40%

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Israel โฅ Super Cup
โ—‰ ๐‡๐“ | Maccabi Tel Aviv ๐ŸŽ-๐Ÿ Hapoel Beer Sheva
โ›ณ3-1 ๐ŸŸจ2-1 ๐ŸŸฅ0-1 ๐Ÿน7-4 ๐ŸŽฏ1-1
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ56%-44%

๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Moldova โฅ Divizia Nationala
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“' | Sheriff Tiraspol ๐Ÿ-๐ŸŽ FC Balti
โ›ณ1-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿงค0-1 ๐Ÿน4-1 ๐ŸŽฏ2-0
โš ๏ธ4-4 ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ75%-25%

๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Norway โฅ Eliteserien
โ—‰ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—' | SK Brann ๐Ÿ-๐ŸŽ Viking FK
โ›ณ1-0 ๐ŸŸจ0-0 ๐Ÿน2-0 ๐ŸŽฏ1-0 โš ๏ธ3

12/07/2025

๐ŸšจUpdate: US prepares for WAR with China! The War Department is demanding Japan and Australia clarify what military role they would play when the US and China go to war over Taiwan!

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12/07/2025

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING โ€” According to U.S. sources:

The Epstein files reportedly mention several Arab figures, including presidents, kings, and rulers from countries such as Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar โ€” alongside numerous American-Israeli individuals.

07/07/2025

๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ ZIMBABWEAN MAN MARRIES HIS OWN MOTHER AFTER.

The Zimbabwean woman and her son claim to be in love with each other and they decided to take their relationship to the next level and get married considering that the mother, Betty Mbereko (from Mwenezi in Masvingo) is now six months pregnant and expecting her sonโ€™s child, and her grandchild.

Mbereko, 40, has been a widow for the past 12 years and has been living with her 23-years-old son Farai Mbereko.

She confirmed that she is six months pregnant and that she has decided it is better to โ€œmarryโ€ her son because she does not want to marry her late husbandโ€™s young brothers, whom she says are coveting her.

Betty stunned a village court last week when she said the affair with her son had begun three years earlier.

She said after spending a lot of money sending Farai to school following the death of her husband, she felt she had a right to his money and no other woman was entitled to it.

โ€œLook, I struggled alone to send my son to school and no one helped me. Now you see that my son is working and you accuse me of doing something wrong.

โ€œLet me enjoy the products of my sweat,โ€ she told the village court council.

Farai said he was more than prepared to marry his mother and would pay off the lobola balance his father had left unpaid to his grandparents.

โ€œI know my father died before he finished paying the bride price and I am prepared to pay it off,โ€ he said.

โ€œIt is better to publicise what is happening because people should know that I am the one who made my mother pregnant.Otherwise they will accuse her of promiscuity.โ€

But local headman Nathan Muputirwa says: โ€œWe cannot allow this to happen in our village, mashura chaiwo aya, (This is a bad omen indeed). In the past they would have to be killed but today we cannot do it because we are afraid of the police.โ€

He warned them to immediately break off their marriage or leave his village. They chose the latter and have since left the village for an undisclosed des

Justin Bieber has been open about his health struggles, which includeยน ยฒ:- *Lyme Disease*: Diagnosed in 2020, Lyme disea...
06/07/2025

Justin Bieber has been open about his health struggles, which includeยน ยฒ:
- *Lyme Disease*: Diagnosed in 2020, Lyme disease is a bacterial infection caused by a tick bite that can affect the nervous system, heart, joints, and skin. Bieber has been committed to getting better and taking care of his health.
- *Chronic Mono (Epstein-Barr Virus)*: Bieber was diagnosed with a chronic case of mono, which affected his skin, brain function, energy, and overall health. The virus can stay dormant in the body and reactivate, especially with a weakened immune system.
- *Ramsay Hunt Syndrome*: In June 2022, Bieber shared that he had been diagnosed with Ramsay Hunt syndrome, which caused partial facial paralysis. He recovered from the paralysis after several months.
- *Mental Health Struggles*: Bieber has been open about his struggles with depression, anxiety, and impostor syndrome. He has used therapy, mindfulness practices, and creative expression to manage his mental health.
- *Substance Abuse*: Bieber has talked about his past struggles with substance abuse, including Xanax addiction, and has credited his wife Hailey and therapy for helping him overcome his addiction.

These health challenges have impacted his life and career, but Bieber continues to work on his well-being and share his experiences with his fans.

05/07/2025

At least 31 Israeli soldiers have been killed by friendly fire during the ongoing ground offensive in the Gaza Strip, Israeli Army Radio reported Friday.

According to the broadcaster, 72 soldiers have died in total due to โ€œoperational incidentsโ€ since Israel launched its ground invasion of Gaza on Oct. 27, 2023, representing about 16% of the 440 Israeli soldiers killed in ground operations.

The breakdown of operational deaths includes 31 killed by friendly fire, 23 in ammunition-related incidents, seven run over by armored personnel carriers, and six in unspecified shooting incidents, the report said.

Since the resumption of Israel's military assault on Gaza on March 18, two soldiers have been killed in operational incidents out of 32 total deaths recorded during that period, according to the broadcaster.

Five additional deaths were attributed to workplace accidents, including falls and mishandling of engineering tools, Army Radio added. One of those incidents occurred Thursday night, though no further details were provided.

Israeli military data shows 882 soldiers have been killed and 6,032 injured since the start of the war on Oct. 7, 2023.

Despite international calls for a ceasefire, Israel has continued its genocidal war on Gaza, which has killed more than 57,000 Palestinians, most of them women and children, according to health authorities in the enclave.

Last November, the International Criminal Court issued arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and former Defense Minister Yoav Gallant for war crimes and crimes against humanity in Gaza.

Israel also faces a genocide case at the International Court of Justice over its actions in the enclave.

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