All night life in Malta is situated Paceville, which everyone knows obviously means "Peace village" because it is so quiet and picturesque. Paceville covers about a mile, and every building within it is either a bar, club, pub or a house whose owner has kindly volunteered their doorstep for drunken diglets to vomit on. Barmen and Club owners are friendly to customers of all ages (especially those
between the ages of 5 and 13), this makes buying alcoholic beverages easy. Apart from all 16 national languages, Barmen speak in a variety of different languages including fluent and diverse forms of grunting, scratching, coughing and spitting, and long periods of gazing and nodding when encountering difficulty in understanding French people who refuse to speak any language but their own. Live entertainment on the the streets of Paceville does not follow any sort of timetable or schedule, but one may encounter several opportunities of entertainment such as the usual police chasing after Arabs, police comedic relief as they never manage to catch the Arabs, dodge the bouncer, fake your age and nationality to get into clubs, hop-skip and jump the puddles of puke, hop-skip and jump the 13 yr old drunkards, bully and steal from those pesky kids, bully and steal from those pesky kid's friends buy alcohol and puke. Transport back home is ready available and very reasonably priced as there is always that 50% chance of crashing and dying on your way back to your sh*tty hotel. Be sure to read all disclaimers on buses and minivans that will readily state that they accept absolutely no responsibility for: death, injury, dismemberment, loss of eye sight/manhood/items of monetary value/items which look like they might be of monetary value/children, intoxication from vehicle, finally being dumped in a field somewhere. overall its just a good place to go party and be a diglet 4 life.