02/04/2026
"Dave, you're sounding too beautiful - can you make it a bit - erm - a bit more raunchy? Think Benny Hill..."
Benny Hill might be going a tad far and we now all have the image of that leer, those fat fingers grasping at ladies' un**es, nicking them from the washing line. We're huddled outside a church in Highgate on a chilly March Saturday, giggling like naughty school children, aware that we're about to disturb the force in this peaceful street. Normally we rehearse inside the church, but the singers who will be embellishing my story have arrived early to run through the cues. There is a trickle of mothers and toddlers leaving the church and we wait before letting rip - we don't want to create a public nuisance.
The concert is 18th April and I would love to see you there. Come and discover how and why this lyrical Georgian story suddenly turns Benny Hill-like - and what exactly was going on with the shepherd's crook as he watched the lady bathing?
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