20/08/2026
Some people process existential dread by staring out of rainy windows. NEON GRAVEYARD , apparently, prefers DJ decks and the yellow mask. Thereâs enough emotional baggage in the sound to miss a Ryanair weight limit, but somehow it all fits inside 150 BPM. Here, everything is s*x, death, anxiety, doomed romance and that suspiciously enjoyable point where feeling terrible starts feeling fu***ng fantastic.
Early hardcore, industrial breakbeats, 2000s techno, schranz and flashes of trance are crushed together into some new synthetic drug â hard enough to rearrange your ribcage, euphoric enough to make you immediately ask for another dose. And then there are the titles â âSex & Suicideâ, âThis Mind Is a Warzoneâ, âRave After Deathâ. Not exactly music for people whose screen time report says theyâre doing great. Goth mentality, techno coping mechanism. On our season opening night, therapy is cancelled.