Elwood arts

01/10/2024

Happy Independence Day to Nigeria and Nigerians

27/09/2024

Pls put in your order now, we are here to serve you

13/09/2024

04/09/2024

Today is the best day ever, Thanks you, God

01/09/2024

Happy new month, happy first Sunday fams

27/08/2024

Pls follow Elwood arts to see more of my arts work

30/07/2024

29/07/2024

Congratulations me and thanks to Asian Development Bank Institute

01/07/2024

THE S*X YOU MUST NOT HAVE.
1. You must never agree to have s*x with a married man no matter what he promises or professes. Never!
2. Never agree to have s*x with your boss. If the harassment becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.
3. If God put people under your care to mentor or Pastor, it is better you die than to have s*x with them. Never take advantage of God's people no matter what.
4. Don't have s*x with a married woman. If you are getting too much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport, break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.
5. Never have s*x with your lecturers. S*x for grades or marks is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.
6. If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a prospective client just to meet your official target. Never!
7. Don't have s*x with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her leave. I mean latest tomorrow.
8. Don't have s*x with your neighbour or colleague. A neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get your life more complicated.
9. Don't have s*x with your platonic friend. If the relationship is no longer platonic, break up the thing.
10. I believe God created s*x to be between male and female. Stay away from having s*x with your same gender. God is against homos*xuality and so should you.
11. Don't have s*x with your sibling or relatives. In**st is vile.
12. Don't have s*x with your girlfriend. Don't have s*x with your boyfriend. God did not create s*x for love relationships. He created it for MARRIAGE.
The only s*x you should have is with your Legally married partner.
Happy_New_Month_Fam

14/04/2024

Happy birthday to me