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13/06/2026

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13/06/2026

😂💔 MY NEIGHBOR SET ME UP FOR PREMIUM BEATING 💔😂

So today, as I was going out, I saw my female neighbor heading somewhere. Being a good guy 😇, I decided to follow her and es**rt her.

As we were walking, we saw one guy approaching us. Suddenly, she begged me to act as her boyfriend. 😳

At first, I refused because I found it weird. But after plenty pleading and persuasion, I agreed. 🤦🏽‍♂️

The guy finally reached us and asked:

👨🏽: “So this is the guy that stole you from me?”

My neighbor quickly replied:

👩🏽: “YES! Can’t you see he’s much cuter than you?” 😏

Omo, inside my mind I was already blushing. 😂🙈

Before I could even enjoy the compliment…

GBAM!!! 💥

The guy slapped her! 😳

I immediately asked:

👨🏽‍🦱: “Why did you slap her?”

The next thing I knew…

KPAA!!! 💥

He gave me my own slap. 😭😭

That slap reset my ancestors’ network. 📡😂

I tried to act strong and landed one punch on his face. 👊🏽

But before I could celebrate…

The next scene I saw was myself on the ground with sand inside my mouth. 🤕🏜️

Omo, the guy beat me like I owed him money. 😭😂

And the worst part?

The girl that called me her boyfriend was nowhere to be found! 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

Now my head is hurting 🤕 and one of my teeth is shaking. 😭

🚫💔 Lesson learned:
In this life, I will NEVER fight because of a lady again!

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

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12/06/2026

I once told my wife, “I pay all the bills, the house is always messy, and taking care of three kids is nothing. I can do it better! Paperwork at the office is harder than this.” 😎👨‍💼

So one day I got a 3 days leave at work, I placed a 50k bet with my wife:
“you go anywhere you want, I will cook, clean, pick junior from school, and the house will be sparkling....”
you will give me 50k😋, but if it's unk£pt I will give you 50k.....
She laughed, packed her bag, and left for the salon and her only response was:
“Make sure my 50k is ready when I get back, and don’t forget to pick junior at school!” 💅💸
I waved like a king: “G£t Out! I will win this!” 👑

1 hour later… 😳
The house turned into total chaos. The kids were crying like they were auditioning for a crying competition for a movie.... I became:
a motivational speaker 📣
a singer 🎤
a dancer 💃
a literal clown 🤡
3 hours in…
I hadn’t cooked 🥴..
At some point I managed to place Rice and beans on the fire... which I forget and L£ft it on the fire🔥
I hadn’t picked junior from school 😱

I was exhausted, dirtier than ever, looking like a mad man 🫣
I refused to call my wife for backup 😤 because I didn’t want her thinking I couldn’t do it.
I tried singing, jumping, acting, scattering everywhere to tire the kids out. Eventually, I collapsed on the floor with them and slept 😅💤
Meanwhile, junior’s teacher called my wife:
“Ma’am, everyone has gone home… but no one came for junior.” 😳📞

She RUSHED to the school, picked junior, and ran back like a superhero 🏃‍♀️💨

When she came back, the house was worse than ever, the smell was unbearable, I looked like a zombie version of myself, and she just laughed hysterically:
“Hand over the 50k!” 💸🤣
I swear… I will never underest!mate a woman running a house again. That job is full-time Olympics

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12/06/2026

WHY MY PASTOR BLØCK£D ME ON FAC£B0∅K 😹😹😹

I sent him a friend request on F@cebøok and he innøcently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in;

*PASTOR: How are you?

*ME: I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR: May the build!ng of heavenly favour coll@ps£ on your head.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the th £r of Blessing str!k£ you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)'

*PASTOR: May God sl@sh you with the of løñg life.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May God st@b you with the kn!f£ of riches.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May you be s£nt£nced to life imprisønm£ñt in the eternal ja!l of success!

*ME: (No reply)🤦🤦🤦🧐

*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness cøll@ps£ on you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🙄🙆

* PASTOR: My Son are you there?

*ME: Yes Daddy!

* PASTOR: You should be saying🧐🧐 Amen to cla!m the Blessings.

*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR: Alright my Son...

*ME: May the over sp££d!ng tr@!ler of Blessings j@m and cr@sh you and your family,

*PASTOR: (No reply).

*ME: May the light of God bI!ñd your eyes that you may not sêê the suff£r!ngs of this life anymøre,

*PASTOR: (No reply)😁😁

*ME: May the £arthqu@ke of happiness sw@ll0w you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄

*ME: May the sea of mir@cle drøwn you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🧐🤣

*ME: May the Bøko-haram of joy kidn@p you sir!
🤣🤣🤣

*PASTOR: (No reply)🤣🤣🤣

*ME: May the d£ of riches k!!ll you, your family members and all your friends and relations,🙄🙄🙄🙆

*PASTOR: (No reply)🤣🤣🤣🤣

*ME: May the annø!nt!ng from abøve d£strøy your church and k!!II all your church members £xcluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR: (No reply)🙄🙄🙄🙄

*ME: Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wønd£rful Prayers.🙄🙄🙄🙄

*PASTOR: May th f!rë you there! ldîøt..........😂💔

THE END!!

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11/06/2026

11/06/2026

I mistakenly transfered 2k to a wrong phone number. After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money,

I came up with an idea of sending a text
message to the person's phone number saying:

"""Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I believe you have received the money I sent to you...
It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order of glorious satanism in the illuminati fraternity scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight. That money is only for your transport.

I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance.

But incase you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to avoid ur sudden death."""

Five minutes later, I got an SMS saying:: "Please send another 6k, three of my friends are also interested." 😟😟
😭

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11/06/2026

A husband and wife agreed that whenever they wanted to have s*x, they would call it a “PHONE CALL” so their children wouldn’t understand.

One day, the husband sent their son to tell his mum that he wanted to make a “PHONE CALL.”

The mum replied, “Tell your dad that the network is busy today.” 📵😂

The dad replied, “Tell your mum that the call is urgent. If the network is busy, then I’m going to a PUBLIC PHONE BOOTH.” ☎️🤣

The mum replied, “Tell him that if he dares go to a public phone booth, I will OPEN A BUSINESS CENTER and all PHONE CALLS will be FREE!” 😭😂

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11/06/2026

😂😂😂 WOMEN PROBLEMS 😂😂😂
👩 Wife: Can I cut my hair and make it short?
👨 Husband: Cut it. ✂️
👩 Wife: I took a lot of effort to grow it long... 😩
👨 Husband: Then don't cut it. 🤷‍♂️
👩 Wife: They say short hair is the fashion these days... 💇‍♀️✨
👨 Husband: Then cut it. 👍
👩 Wife: What if the fashion changes after I cut it? 😟
👨 Husband: Then don't cut it. 🤦‍♂️
👩 Wife: All my friends say I'll look beautiful with short hair... 🥰
👨 Husband: Then cut it. 😎
👩 Wife: But I doubt whether short hair will suit my small face... 🤔
👨 Husband: Then don't cut it. 😐
👩 Wife: But short hair is very easy to manage... 😌
👨 Husband: Then cut it. ✔️
👩 Wife: But how will I wear flowers in my hair? I love flowers! 🌺🌸
👨 Husband: Then don't cut it. 🌼
👩 Wife: I think there's nothing wrong with trying it once... 😏
👨 Husband: Then cut it. ✂️
👩 Wife: But it may take a long time to grow back... 😭
👨 Husband: Then don't cut it. 🙄
👩 Wife: Still, I feel like giving it a try... 😅
👨 Husband: Then cut it. 🤷‍♂️
👩 Wife: What if I look ugly after cutting it? 😨
👨 Husband: Then don't cut it. 😵
⏳ 3 hours later...
👩 Wife: So what do you think I should do? 😡
👨 Husband: 🥴💫💀
🏥 BREAKING NEWS:
The husband is currently receiving treatment at a mental hospital. 😭😂
Doctors say he only repeats two sentences:
🗣️ "Then cut it." ✂️
🗣️ "Then don't cut it." 🚫✂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
⚠️ Lesson of the day:
Never argue with a woman who is asking for advice when she has already made up her mind. 😂😂😂
💀💀💀 Fear women?💀

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11/06/2026

During the testimony session in church service today 🙂🙂;

Precious, the 19-year-old Pastor's daughter, stood up and said....😏😏

"Praise the Lord!" ☺️☺️
Everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah!" 😮😮

She continued: 🤨🤨

"Since the age of 14, I've been experiencing serious pain and bl££d!!ng every m0nth, and it was unbearable. 😒😒

At times it would last for 3–5 days. 😑😑

But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with Brother Godsent in his house 😲😲,

the monthly pains and b|l00d flow have stopped for more than 3 months now. 😳😳

No more på!n. 🤗🤗
No more bl££d!!ng. 🙅🙅

You can see I'm even getting fatter and prettier. 💃💃

And I'm believing God to perfect my healing as we have started to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting 🙆🙆, especially in the morning. 🤦🤦

Praise the Lord." 😳😳

The whole church was silent! 🙄🙄

Peter Thiga, who was behind the piano, fainted instantly. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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