31/03/2024
Middle class and their Nonsense
1.Niko na a very good insurance cover
2. Niko na H.pylori
3. Nimeambiwa niko ulcers
4. My doctor has told me Niko na gastritis
5. I am on my third kit. The doctor told me to take this one to clear everything
6. My son has tonsils. The Doctor has recommended this strong mouthwash
7. My daughter has persistent toothaches. I am just from a dentist
8. My wife has a nasty flu. Even my daughter has been given two syrups. One is antibiotics and the other is antihistamine
9. My son and daughter have no appetite. They hardly eat. Wanapenda yoghurts na Chapo
10. We have dropped bread and we are now taking cereals for breakfast
11. Tumetoka hospitali my son had a very high fever.
12.These are the people you encounter in supermarkets pushing trollies and pretending to pay using cards. Their trollies are full of sugar, bread, cereals , margarine, fruits jams, seed oils , wheat products , yoghurts, sausages , brawns, smokies , juices , tomatoes , apples , shining oranges etc
13.Then they start speaking to the cashiers in fake karatina English
14. These are the people whose children don't know their mother tongues .
15. These are the people who go to supermarkets with sweat pants and Crocs .
16. Their wives roam around the food section ordering pizzas, cakes Chapo, chicken fry ,fish fry etc
17.These are the people that you find taking alcohol over weekends and being excited by small things like a long weekend
18. These are the people who conspire with teachers to increase unnecessary charges in school. Ati " sisi wazazi wa grade 6 ni vizuri tutoe 3k per term to motivate our teachers ". Sisi wazazi wa form one ni vizuri watoto wetu wawe wakipewa sausage na mkate na ndizi every day. So tuongeze 8k each for every term.
19. These are the people used by pastors and priests to come up with funny contributions in Church.
20. For every prayer that you make always have a sentence for our middle class. They think that life begins and ends in having a nonstick pan at home, a fielder, Xtrail New model or Prado Tx and two kids and several slayqueens.
This message is brought to you by the Saint from Ngaindeithia who was stoned for no good reason