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Happy weekend all๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
12/04/2024

Happy weekend all๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

31/03/2024

Middle class and their Nonsense
1.Niko na a very good insurance cover
2. Niko na H.pylori
3. Nimeambiwa niko ulcers
4. My doctor has told me Niko na gastritis
5. I am on my third kit. The doctor told me to take this one to clear everything
6. My son has tonsils. The Doctor has recommended this strong mouthwash
7. My daughter has persistent toothaches. I am just from a dentist
8. My wife has a nasty flu. Even my daughter has been given two syrups. One is antibiotics and the other is antihistamine
9. My son and daughter have no appetite. They hardly eat. Wanapenda yoghurts na Chapo
10. We have dropped bread and we are now taking cereals for breakfast
11. Tumetoka hospitali my son had a very high fever.
12.These are the people you encounter in supermarkets pushing trollies and pretending to pay using cards. Their trollies are full of sugar, bread, cereals , margarine, fruits jams, seed oils , wheat products , yoghurts, sausages , brawns, smokies , juices , tomatoes , apples , shining oranges etc
13.Then they start speaking to the cashiers in fake karatina English
14. These are the people whose children don't know their mother tongues .
15. These are the people who go to supermarkets with sweat pants and Crocs .
16. Their wives roam around the food section ordering pizzas, cakes Chapo, chicken fry ,fish fry etc
17.These are the people that you find taking alcohol over weekends and being excited by small things like a long weekend
18. These are the people who conspire with teachers to increase unnecessary charges in school. Ati " sisi wazazi wa grade 6 ni vizuri tutoe 3k per term to motivate our teachers ". Sisi wazazi wa form one ni vizuri watoto wetu wawe wakipewa sausage na mkate na ndizi every day. So tuongeze 8k each for every term.
19. These are the people used by pastors and priests to come up with funny contributions in Church.
20. For every prayer that you make always have a sentence for our middle class. They think that life begins and ends in having a nonstick pan at home, a fielder, Xtrail New model or Prado Tx and two kids and several slayqueens.

This message is brought to you by the Saint from Ngaindeithia who was stoned for no good reason

Happy International Women's Day 2024!๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธWishing a very happy Woman's Day to all strong, intelligent, talented and simply...
08/03/2024

Happy International Women's Day 2024!๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ

Wishing a very happy Woman's Day to all strong, intelligent, talented and simply wonderful women of this world!

Tuone wale wa zile enzi๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
07/03/2024

Tuone wale wa zile enzi๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Be kind๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ... Pale 2008 waaah... Kukaza sura joh๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
01/02/2024

Be kind๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ... Pale 2008 waaah... Kukaza sura joh๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

My day happy birthday to me ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚
06/01/2024

My day happy birthday to me ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‚

LETTER TO BLร€CK/AFRICร€NS Dear Dark Skinned Women and Men,You are beautiful, worthy and deserve to be chosen over and ove...
04/01/2024

LETTER TO BLร€CK/AFRICร€NS

Dear Dark Skinned Women and Men,

You are beautiful, worthy and deserve to be chosen over and over again.

Be proud of your melanin magic.

Be proud of your black girl magic.

Be proud of your black African magic

Never let them make you feel inferi0r.

Never let them brร inwashed you into blฤ“aching.

Our ancestors pride.

Mama Africa. โค๐ŸŒ

You graduate we provide the PA
30/12/2023

You graduate we provide the PA

Lil drummer boy ๐Ÿง’ in Kirinyaga county๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…Happy holidays all๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ
22/12/2023

Lil drummer boy ๐Ÿง’ in Kirinyaga county๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…
Happy holidays all๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ

Watu wa Kirinyaga County na area zote za mlima tuko locked๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
17/12/2023

Watu wa Kirinyaga County na area zote za mlima tuko locked๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Sato setting... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ
28/11/2022

Sato setting... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

Hanging by a thread
14/08/2018

Hanging by a thread

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