Danny KE

25/08/2020

Sometimes I wonder why many guys are stupid, foolish and loose. A guy dated a girl, and later dumped her for another girl. It happened that the girl loved him so much and always cry for him. He left the girl just that she can’t speak English and is not polished. She cursed her and gave her the worst insult about her poor background. The girl left that day
shedding tears. He started dating another girl which he feels that matched his taste. Three years later, a multi billionaire took up this girl and polished her. He proposed to her and married. It was a surprise that on her wedding day, the same guy who left her and insulted her was the photographer on their wedding day. He later went to her and knelt down asking her for forgiveness. She forgives him and asked her husband to assist him.
NOW, I pray for you. Anybody who has mocked you and have abused you due to your present challenges will craw on his knell to celebrate you and beg you . Let me hear you say Amen.
TYPE 'AMEN' ONLY IF YOU HAVE FAITH

18/03/2020

A BEER🍺 COMPANY WAS HIRING A TASTER..😛

someone to taste the beer🍺😛 before selling out😒..so they placed adverts😎 & one afternoon, a dirty rough looking👀👨man walk's🚶 into the manager office🏢
asking to the employed..😩

The manager tried😕 to figure out how he could drive the man away😐 buh couldn't come up with an idea😪..so he decided to give the man👨 a trial😊..
He ordered his secretary to give the man👨 a glass of wine🍷...

He👨 takes a sip😯 & said it's red wine🍷 a muscat,😧.. three years old😊 grown on a NORTH SLOPE Matured in Steel Container's☺

That's correct😳! The manager exclaimed,..well give him another one😊 let's see👀 ...
So he was giving..

He👨 take's a sip😯 again nd said.. It's red wine🍷😋, Cabernet, eight years old😊, SOUTHWESTERN SLOPE, Oak Barrels😁

Incredible👏👏😁.. said the manager..
Now the manager went🚶 closer to the secretary😁 & whispered to her👩 saying go get some of your urine💦 in a cup let's see👀 if will get that..✊✊✊✊

So the man👨 was given the cup of urine💦..he take's a sip😯 , turn to the manager & said..😑

Female urine💦, 26 years old😏, 2 week's pregnant😫,& if I'm not given this job😡.. Sir I will tell your wife👰 who is responsible for the pregnancy😑😏..
😂😂😂😂

02/03/2020

REALLY HEART TOUCHING!!😢😩
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Girl: Hey Baby😊. Happy Birthday🎉🎊...
Boy: Thank you bby😚..
Girl : I'll be at your house at 7:30pm 😉..
Boy: Okay baby, promise ..?
Girl: Yeah I promise. I love you so much ..no matter what happens💗.
Boy: I love you too💙 ..I am going to cook for our dinner👌...
Girl: Okay baby👊
(Exactly 7:30 girl does not arrive..1 hour goes by 8:30 and the girl arrives...)
Boy: Hey babe ...what took you so long .?😧
Girl : *Hugs him*, Sorry.There was a lot of traffic..

Boy: Its okay as long as you are here🙂.I bet you' re hungry🍽. (They went to dinner and ate and spoke💬...)
*Boys' 📱phone rings*
*its the girls mother*
Boy: Hello

Girls' mom:[crying😭😭] son, I have to tell you something.I am in the Hospital right now my daughter just passed away..!
Boy: WHAT.... ? 😳What Are You Talking About.?😤
Girls' mom: [crying uncontrobly😭😩] She was in a car crash an "hour ago" she did not make it....
Boy: "Shocked😨😱"
Looks at his girl😑..-
- The girl in the dark holding a candle saying;
" Baby I did not break my promise🙂 ..
always be happy bby I am always gonna be with you.."
(Shortly afterwards she Disappeared)
- Death 💀 Leaves A Heart Ache No One Can Heal, Love Leaves A Memory No One Can Steal.!❤...

- Please... "Don't" scroll down before you Share.."✊✊
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28/02/2020

I walked into a hotel and after going through the menu, I ordered some food. After about 20 mins a group of guys and ladies walked in & ordered theirs. To my dismay, these folks got served first. I watched as they began to eat& laugh heartily. I even overheard one of them bragging about how connected he is to everyone in the hotel and I felt mocked . I decided to leave. Unable to take it anymore , I called the waiter. He calmly told me: "yours is a special order, being prepared by the chief chef himself. Their orders were prepared hurriedly by students on attachment because the top chefs are busy with yours Sir. That's why they were served first. Please have some juice as you wait". I calmed down & waited patiently.
Shortly after, my meal was served by 6 waiters. Unknown to me, the owner of the hotel (who happened to be an old long lost friend of mine) saw me when I entered and decided to surprise me. She changed my simple meal to a five-star meal. The party at the other table were shocked. They couldn't stop staring. Suddenly they were the ones murmuring, asking why they didn't get that kind of service and meal.
Such is life! Some people are ahead of you and are eating now, laughing at you and talking about how they are smarter, wiser and better than you, how they are well connected, blessed, have money and are enjoying life . You are waiting tirelessly wondering why it's taking so long to breakthrough, You endure mockery and humiliation. Maybe you have contemplated su***de, gone throughout depression or suffered severe mental anxiety. Do not worry! The owner of the world has seen u & doesn't want u to be served a simple meal like those making a mockery of you. You're waiting long because yours is a special meal. It takes time to prepare. And only chief chefs prepare them.
Wait for your meal and relax . When it comes that laughing party will be silenced for good.if u believe this like and shared so that u can encourage others💪💪💪

26/02/2020

Haki si watu wako na roho jameni.Mbona hivi kweli? Hata Nimejaribu kufungua nione nikashtuka.. Nimejaribu tena..nikajaribu tena Ngai! Waaaa Haki huyu hakufanya poa Kabisa.. Uzuri amesaidika Haki.

Please don't open k**a uko na roho nyepesi..
Wawawawa.

25/02/2020

25/02/2020

When Your Ugly Boyfriend Visits You! And Your Little Sister Keep Going Out Just To Laugh!😂😝😕✋
👇👇👇

24/02/2020

Mother: Jane, tell me the truth. How did you got Pregnant/
Jane: It was an accident mum!
Mother: You mean you were crossing the road and a p***s from nowhere eventually hit you

24/02/2020

Helicopter Ride
Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, “Ethel, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.” But Ethel would always reply, “I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”

Finally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, “Ethel, you know I’m 87 years old now. If I don’t ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance.” Once again Ethel replied, “Walter, you know that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”

This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple’s conversation and said, “Listen folks, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you! But if you say just one word, it’s 50 dollars.”

Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel. The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still there wasn’t so much as one word said. When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, “Wow! I’ve got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn’t. I’m really impressed!”

Walter replied, “Well to be honest I almost said something when Ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars

31/01/2020

A time will tell

24/01/2020

Never Associate people with their history,there is always a turning point ✍️✍️✍️