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LET'S JUDGE THIS CASE..๐Ÿ˜‚A wife and husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sยฃx with a cow. The wife asked the far...
01/06/2025

LET'S JUDGE THIS CASE..๐Ÿ˜‚

A wife and husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having sยฃx with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager:

"How many times does a bull have sยฃx per day?"
Manager replied: "6 times or more a day".
Wife: looks at her husband and said....."you see!!!"

Then the husband asked the manager: "You mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"
Manager said " No, No, with different cows everyday."
Husband looks to his wife and says ..."you see!!!"

And the fight started!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Who caused the fight?

๐—ช๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ฒ- โค๏ธ
๐—›๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ-๐Ÿ˜‚
๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฟ-๐Ÿ‘

Yo, fam! ๐Ÿ”ฅ Ready for the ultimate weekend vibe?   is going down at Moran Lounge this Saturday, 26th October, and you can...
24/10/2024

Yo, fam! ๐Ÿ”ฅ Ready for the ultimate weekend vibe? is going down at Moran Lounge this Saturday, 26th October, and you can't miss this epic turn-up! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ‰

We've got a killer lineup with Matata, the one and only Femi One (my favorite artist, can't wait to see her perform live! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ), plus vibes from DJ Bee, DJ Cupid, and DJ Grauchi! And of course, MC Gogo will be keeping the energy high all night long! ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ

Entry fee ni Ksh 1000, and guess what? It's fully redeemable with your favorite drinks! ๐Ÿ˜Ž Choose either 5 bottles of Tusker Lager, Pilsner, or Balozi OR 4 bottles of Tusker Lite, Cider, Guinness, or Whitecap. Now, thatโ€™s how we roll! ๐Ÿปโœจ

Tag your squad and let's make this a night to remember! Liking and commenting on posts with is a MUST, so donโ€™t sleep on it!

Kwa wale wanashow up, usisahau kupiga story, like, and share! ๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿ“ The Moran Lounge & Grill
proudly sponsored by Tusker Kenya



๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Get your tickets now and letโ€™s have a blast!

๐‡๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐Œ๐š๐๐š๐ซ๐š๐ค๐š ๐ƒ๐š๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐Š๐ž๐ง๐ฒ๐š๐ง๐ฌ!Today, we celebrate the strength, resilience, and unity of our great nation. May this ...
01/06/2024

๐‡๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐Œ๐š๐๐š๐ซ๐š๐ค๐š ๐ƒ๐š๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐Š๐ž๐ง๐ฒ๐š๐ง๐ฌ!

Today, we celebrate the strength, resilience, and unity of our great nation. May this day remind us of the incredible journey we've taken and inspire us to continue working towards a brighter and more prosperous future for all. Here's to freedom, growth, and the unwavering spirit of Kenya. Enjoy the festivities and may your day be filled with joy and pride!

Happy Madaraka Day!

This is one of the greatest romatic movies I have ever watchedLove again and not forgetting the voice track by Celine Di...
02/02/2024

This is one of the greatest romatic movies I have ever watched
Love again and not forgetting the voice track by Celine Dione

Mira Ray (Priyanka Chopra) and her boyfriend John (Arinzรฉ Kene) are very much in love, and often communicate via flirtatious messages. Directly after they have a loving interaction in a cafรฉ, he goes outside and is promptly hit by a car before Mira's eyes.

Two years later, Mira is living outside of the city with her parents and her sister Suzy regularly calls, trying to convince her to move back in with her. She is ultimately successful, and greets Mira with open arms.

Rob Burns (Sam Heughan) is miserable, recovering from being dumped a week before his wedding. He unhappily follows his ex Elizabeth on social media. Called in to work, Rob is assigned to write a piece on Cรฉline Dion and warned if he again doesn't write about her with heart he might be out of a job.

Given a new corporate phone, Rob chats with his workmates Lisa and Billy, who encourage him to date again. However he's become cynical about love. Simultaneously, Mira opens a box given to her by John's parents, containing clothes and the engagement ring he hadn't the chance to give her. A children's book author and illustrator, Mira is threatened by her publisher to either produce another upbeat book soon or be at blame for an intern's dismissal and be forced to return her last advance.

Rob begins to receive private, lovesick messages from a mystery woman on the new work mobile. Discovering the person has a blind date via a dating app, he goes to the bar to connect a face to the number. Believing he's spotted her, Rob is disappointed to see her leave with her date. Unbeknownst to him, Mira shortly throws the guy out of the cab for being too sexually aggressive.

Going to the interview with Cรฉline, she detects Rob's cynicism toward love. She asks him probing questions until he opens up. Rob is encouraged to follow his heart by Cรฉline, then runs out of time to conduct the interview, but she encourages him to try again once he's worked through his issues.

Deciphering a text, Rob deduces the texter will be going to a specific opera at The Met, so decides to stay for all performances until he finds her. He finally finds her and introduces himself, both discovering her name is Mira Ray and exchanging personal mobile numbers. Meeting for cheeseburgers another day, they continually find ways they are compatible, and are up all night talking. The next night they make dinner together at her place, Mira falls asleep and Rob takes to the sofa. She freaks out when she finds him and Suzy getting on very well.

Rob finds Cรฉline rehearsing, and she notes he's transformed. Mira contacts him again, they play basketball and then spend the night together at his place. In the morning, upon discovering her texts to John on his computer screen, she feels betrayed and tells him to never contact her again.

In lieu of writing the profile on Cรฉline, Rob instead writes how she and her music inspired him to pursue love, which he found with Mira. He swears that she has transformed him and begs she give him a second chance, proposing they meet where he first began to hear the music again. Rob's boss publicly chews him out for going against his assignment, but quietly praises him, promising him a podcast.

Rob eventually finds Mira somewhere between the Met and Central Park. Once he agrees to several promises, they seal the deal with a kiss.

24/11/2023

๐ŸŽค๐ŸŒŸ Unmasking Milli Vanilli: The Shocking Truth Behind the '80s Lip Sync Scandal! ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’”

Hey music fam, let's rewind to the late '80s, the era of funky beats and catchy jams. Ever heard of Milli Vanilli? Those dudes who had us grooving to "Girl You Know It's True" and "Blame It on the Rain"? Yeah, those guys. Turns out, it wasn't all rainbows and sunshine behind the scenes. ๐ŸŒง๏ธ๐Ÿšซ

So, picture this: Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatus, the cool Euro-pop duo taking over the charts. They had the looks, the moves, and those songs that stuck in your head like glue. But here's the kicker โ€“ they weren't actually singing! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ

Turns out, at a live MTV gig, disaster struck. "Girl You Know It's True" started glitching, and it wasn't because of a bad CD player. Nope, they were straight-up lip-syncing! ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ™‰ Cue the gasps, the jaw drops, and the "What just happened?" moments from fans everywhere.

And guess what? The Grammy they snagged for Best New Artist? Yanked away faster than you can say "lip-sync fail." ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฌ The fallout was crazy โ€“ lawsuits, embarrassment, and a stain on Milli Vanilli's rep that lasted longer than the '80s mullet trend.

But here's the deal: Milli Vanilli wasn't just a cautionary tale for pop stars. It shook things up in the music world, making us question what's real and what's just studio magic. ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽค

Next time you're jamming to those '80s hits, remember the duo who made us all skeptics. Milli Vanilli might've been a letdown, but they also made us rethink the whole pop scene. ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”Š

10/06/2023

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