Mwalimu Ngala David

03/02/2023

A little boy was in the bus eating chocolate. Then he took another one and then another..... A man next to him said. "do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth? " the boy replied, "my grandfather lived for 132 years" The man asked, "was it it because of eating chocolate?" the boy replied "no, he was minding his own business"

03/02/2023

During our days when we were in nursery school ,we used to pray that oh God help us on the way back home Amen .One day 9:45am during PE our teacher told us to pray that prayer for going home so that we can atleast remember.At the time we where finishing to pray already we were at the gate going home.The teacher tried to call us but all was in vein.

31/01/2023

A normal man should have four wives.

First wife should be the first love. Mostly an understanding and caring partner.

Second wife should be the most moderate person in your life. Avoids controversy and always there to compliment the first wife.

Third wife should be friendly- to cool you off once pressure from first and second boils. A peace maker she is. The love of your life.

Fourth wife by all standards should be a chick-extremely beautiful to walk with and for introduction purposes... she's the one that gives the man bragging rights Infront of peers. She doesn't even need to give you children.

Viva Polygamy!!!

30/01/2023

When we were in boarding school, I used to sit near the window facing the kitchen. Then I saw one chef putting some salt in a pot of beans. Later on another came with salt again and he wanted to add to the same pot. I forgot that I was in class and I shouted. "Salt is already added!" 😅😅😅🤔🤔🤔😁😁😁😁

04/03/2022

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23/02/2022

We need each other

23/11/2021