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22/07/2023

John was a very dull boy. His peers called him "Father of fools"

When he was in a Private school he got the following results:

Maths = 2%
English = 5%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 1%

He was taken to a government school and got the following results;

Maths = 0%
English = 1%
Science = 0%
Social sciences = 0%

His parents were very disappointed but still decided to put him in a Catholic school. The First term John passed and was the first in the class .
Maths = 90%
English = 93%
Science = 95%
Social sciences = 89%

His parents could not believe it. They asked him how he managed to pass and he said;

*"when I saw a man nailed on the cross, I knew that these teachers don't joke with students here"*

😂😂😂
_*The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom.*_

May the Lord cause you to laugh throughout this week and henceforth!!!🤣🤣🤣

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