Dj stopper ule mgaza

13/03/2019

11/07/2018

Haki watoto wa siku hizi hawajui
hard life ni nini.. .....
Pale primary school ulikuwanga Unabeba githeri iko na soup Kwa tin ya mafuta ya 500g ya Kasuku Ama Tily then unaiweka Kwa paper bag ile ya green pamoja na books.
You start running to school, just a few metres to the gate the bell rings and the teacher on duty closes the gate and all who are out are declared late.
Hapo ndio ulikuwanga unajua shetani alikuwa malaika pia.
U are told to kneel down ( remember You're barefoot ) mnatandikwa Kwa sole then u are commanded to sweep the compound.
You limp to the nearby bushes to pick brooms then sweep.
After the punishment u pick your paper bag and ran to class only to find everyone very quiet,
unfortunately that devil of a teacher shows up at the window of your class and so u carefully try to open the paper bag isipige makelele. Ndio wewe huyo unaona mbegu zinamwagika Kwa floor, kumbe kamsumari ka Yule mtu hukaa Karibu na mlango kalirarua paper bag ukipita na haraka zako.
Shida Sasa inaingia ukifungua paper bag, all your books are soaked Kwa soup ya githeri.
Kumbe while you were running to school your Kasuku tin ilifunuka . Walimu wa primary heaven mtaionea Viusasa

06/04/2017

ARE YOU THERE?

29/03/2017

Good evening

22/06/2016

Kitambo shuleni..
Ati john is 20 yrs younger than his mother, his father is 50yrs old, 30 yrs older than john, find the age of ....
1, john
2, father
3, mother
Hii swali nlikua naruka.. Sio ati ujinga.. ni venye tu spendi kuingilia mambo ya familia za watu...

17/04/2016

Lakini kuishi ploti moja
na crush ni tricky, design
unaskia anaskiza ii "I need Love" by Mellisa Steel,
Wewe nae unaamua kueka "Single Boy" ya Ali
Kiba.
kidogokidogo unaskia ameeka "I love A guy
Next door" by Justina Amber,ndo apo sasa unatoa
tisho unabaki na vest uanze kutafta tusong romantic kwa playlist yako, then unaamua kueka
"I have always wanted you" ya Mariah Carey,then
unaskia ameeka "Where have you been all my life"
by Rihhana. baaaas apo sasa ndo unaingia bafu
kahot shower ivi juu mapenzi inakumaliza, ndo
sasa unaeka "Stayed lonely for u" ya Owl City...
Then maafte ivi time hakuna watu kwa ploti unaskia ameeka "Need a man on me now" ya Sasha Grey.
Apo ndo unajispray kale kaperfume unatumiaga
only on special events, unavaa kale ka T-shirt kako
tight na short, alafu unaongezea shades ndo
ukae Trey Songs, then unachukua cd packet 5
maze.
Then unaenda apo unaknock door na kasmile
kengine waziiimu, ndo kininja fulani hakina top na
kimesweat kinafungua door maze, kinakuuliza
"nikusaidiaje brathe?"
heeee, apo ndo utarudi kejani uzime woofer na
ulale kabisaaa next morning unademand meeting ya plot na kuraise issue watu waplay low volume music...hampendi kua distracted.......

10/11/2015

Evrydody in a matatu is dirty minded...
Check this out..
1) Nitakupa.
2) Atakupa mbele.
3) Hujapewa mbele?
4) Utapewa nyuma.
5) Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri.
6) Ngoja isimame nikupe.
7) Subiri asimamishe nikupe.
8) Hivi nilivyokaa nitakupaje?
9) Utapewa tulia.
10) Nikupe mara ngapi?
11) Msimpe nimeshampa huku nyuma
12) nimbao hadi tao?
13) songa niingie..
Then conda na bangi zake anasema Oya
apo nyuma watu wapendane
True/False

22/10/2015

1.Kissing your man is nt a
problem. The problem
is how you do it. Stop making
Sounds like a car
Crash. 2, Screaming during S*x is
romantic and its not a
problem. The problem is
Shouting words like ; "
JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARRY"
You are having S*x, Not a Church Service.
And besides i
don't know if you are reminding
God to
Punish you Later.
3, Wearing short skimpy skirts is nt a
problem, infact its very S*xxy. The
problem is
wearing your Min and looking all
nice but when
you see Guyz you try to Pull it down now
forcing
it to be long. Don't you see that
you are deceiving
yourself.
4, Loving your man is nt a
problem. The problem is Changing your
Surname on
Facebook and put
his surname before you are not
even Introduced
to his mother. Just Chill, i would
hate to read your Post Later saying " MEN
ARE
WICKED AND CHEATS"
5, Saying all Men are the Same is
not my
problem but Who asked you to
try them ALL?
6, Bleaching your skin is not a problem .The
problem having White Face,
Yellow hands,
Chocolate Lips and Black Legs.
Are you a Zebra?
7. reading this post a'int a problem,infact it's
welcomed,but
the problem is reading without commenting