Muthee Wa Mikosi

08/01/2023

Laugh again: 1. Henry caught his dad red handed with their maid. Dad told Henry "take this #200 and don't tell ur mum pls" the son answered "but dad this is not fair, mum gave me #500 when i caught her with the gateman and #1000 when i cought her with the driver" ah ah daddy add something naah.

2. Real men ask 4 account Num. While boys ask 4 phone number, girls are my communicating.

3. You can't be a nurse and be ugly. I can't come and be fearing injection and ur face.

4. Telling a guy u have a boyfd will not make him leave u alone, just ask his for 5k he will be the one to ask you, don't u have a boyfriend?

5. When you wear suit. American; wow u look nice on suite. Nigerians; hahaha, pastor, pastor we need deliverance.

6. I can't watch Nigerian movies again , can u imagine, how can an angel be putting on bathroom slippers. 7. English; am broke. Pidgen; i no get shishi. Niv; i don't have money. Kjv; hencforth let it be knwn unto thee,that the pocket of my garment consist of nothin but emptiness..

06/01/2023

Uyo bae uko naye ni wako pekee ama ni hotspot😁😁😁😁

05/01/2023

When Lucifer can't reach you, he sends a girl named.....
😂😂😂😂😂 to destroy UA life

05/01/2023

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100089332176172

Comedy club

05/01/2023

Sirkal tunaomba hizi vitu zishughulikiwe next year 2023
1. Road to success ipanuliwe tufike haraka
2. Okoa jahazi ya 50 ikuje ikiwa 50 sio 45 coz hio ni haramu
3. Watu walipe matatu kulingana na weight yao
4. Light at the end of the tunnel izimwe inakula stima mob sana na si poa
5. Tv zenye zinatumia ariel zitolewe za omo ziletwe sasa
6. Fare ya kwenda South Africa ipunguzwe coz ni mteremko
7. Kenya iwekwe kwa olx ama jumia iuzwe na kila mtu apewe pesa zake ajipange
8. Hiyo side ingine ya kijiti ya kiberiti ichongwe ikue toothpick ama waweke wax on both sides
9. Tortoise ikizeeka iitwe babuise ama nyanyaise iache kukonfuse watu
10. Mandazi ipikwe ya rectangle ya kawaida triangle wanaiba corner kubwa
11. Mapenzi ya dhati ipunguzwe iwekwe ya twenty
12. Sukuma wiki iongezwe isukume mwezi ama mwaka
13. Watu wakikosa tumaini wanunue tumatumbo
14. National anthem ikuwe na masound effects k**a ikibamba sana wapi nduru ....
15. Education is the key to success. Hiyo key ifanyiwe copies kila mtu apewe yake
16. Furahiday itolewe watu waanze kufurahia weekend on Monday

Ama mnaonaje 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃💔

05/01/2023

Don't kill yourself for woman, because if u die she will come to Ur funeral with another Guy..it happened to me twice 🙄🚶