Kapil Sharma - Ultimate Jokes人

08/06/2016

Petition againts Police Brutality , kindly sign it.
https://www.change.org/p/parliament-and-law-ministery-legislation-for-police-brutality?recruiter=453529870&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=whatsapp

Police Authorities were established to safegaurd the citizens, but most of us when seeing a police officer feel scared insted of felling safe.Everyone of us encounter with police and most of us wouldn't be having a pleasant experience. Police officials very ofter threaten innocent citizens in order…

02/05/2014

hi

18/03/2014

On TimeLine -

G1- Yaay ..had an osssum Holi ya....loadz of fun nd dance ya !

G2- Yeee babes...enjoyed a lot xoxoxo !

Message convo -

G2- Deedi color chuta

G1- Nae chhoti sarso ka tel lgyaa hai mummy ne abhi

08/03/2014

To all the wonderful women including mother,
mother-in-law,
wife,
sisters,
sister-in-law,
daughters,
colleagues AND fellow page
members -
thank you for including me in your
life.
Happy International Women's Day!

08/03/2014

Jis jis pechan lia thoko like 200 ki speed se (y)

01/03/2014

Example of a Girl's brain . .!!

Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...
Husband : q ?

Wife :Car ka steering, gear, break
sab chori ho gaye ...!!

After 1hour.
She calls back : "Aa rahi hu, galti se
pichli seat pe baith gayi thi"..!

hahahaha Guys

29/01/2014

nice song by my friends
plz have a look and share too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REp6W3HXqsQ

27/07/2013

ADVANTAGES OF BEING SINGLE
1. You can sleep well.
2. You can save more time & money.
3. No missed call at midnight.
4. No need to activate cheaper call rate scheme.
5. No need to recharge twice daily.
6.Can talk to all boys & girls without being confronted.
7. And the most important, you can share this post :P

17/07/2013

What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020 ??
Buy 10 litre Petrol& Get 1 Tata Nano free...

16/07/2013

In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks.
British - I will sleep now...
American - I want to work on internet... German - I will watch movies now...
Chinese - I will listen to music now...
Indian - Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega...

16/07/2013

Mountain dew peene se ud jata hai
fear..
Basically ur concepts r not clear..
wah..wah..
Dost ne pucha exam me
"5th Ans. batao"
Maine kaha
"Melody khao khud jaan jao"
Ek or Arz kia hai..
Maine piya aapka khoon..
Gud aftrnoon
Gud aftrnoon
1 aur bas..
Apke pyar me pagal ho gaye
peter..
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km per
litre..
Basss.. 1 aur..
Atma chhod gayi J**m purana..
Didi tera devar deewana..
1 last bas 1.
Blood donate karne k pehle
hamesa group janchna..
Basanti in kutto k samne mat
nachna..
Pakka yeh wala last pakka..
Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala,
Tata sky lagadala toh life
jingalala..

15/07/2013

If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJABwood, then what would be there names...

Jurrasic park Dinasour da rola.
Spiderman Jaale Jatt de.
Superman Udd da Jatt.
Terminator Lohe da Jatt kad dau watt.
Charlie's angels Jattiyan kamal kardi.
Baby's day out Jatt da kaka pave syaapa.