10/08/2026
Thank goodness Barron Trump hasn't found a new girlfriend since the breakup with Rumi Icebiden; if that other girl saw our Rumi's looks, she’d probably foam at the mouth, spew venom, and faint from the sheer ugliness of her own appearance. I am dying for the drama regarding Rumi's long list of ex-boyfriends. Now that Taylor Swift has blocked her music from being used in Donald Trump's videos, it makes sense why he hates her: she and Icebiden have been close friends since childhood—haha—and Icebiden dumped Barron while he was still in love, leaving him emotionally devastated and causing him to overeat and balloon from a handsome guy into a "White House sow."
