05/12/2025
โ๐ช๐ต๐ฎ๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ?โ Ah yesโฆ the favourite question every Emcee hears!!
But let me explain something significant. Emcees donโt have rates. Weโre not vegetables at Crawford Market. Weโre not autorickshaws with a meter. And listenโฆ even a s*x worker doesnโt call it a โrateโ!
What we have is called a ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ณ๐ฒ๐๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ฒ๐ฒ. Because what we do is not: โน499 for jokes, โน999 for hosting, and a free smile if you book a year in advance
No, no, no. Weโre professionals who bring energy, flow, timing, presence, crisis management, crowd control, voice work, humour, improvisation, and occasionally therapy for panicking clients. ALL in one.
You donโt ask a lawyer, โBhai, kya rate hai?โ
You donโt ask a doctor, โBoss, dressing ka rate kya hai?โ
You donโt ask a caterer, โPaneer tikka ka rate alag, or smile ka rate alag?โ
So why ask an Emcee, what is your rate?
Next time you call, just ask: โWhat is your professional fee?โ Trust me it sounds better, it feels better, and it wonโt get you silently judged by every Emcee on planet Earth.
Because we Emcees arenโt charging โrates.โ Weโre charging for:
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๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ. ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฒ. ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ถ๐น๐น. ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ณ๐ฒ๐๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐๐บ... ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ถ๐น๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ป ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐๐ผ๐น๐๐๐ฒ๐น๐ ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฒ๐น๐๐ฒ ๐ด๐ผ๐ฒ๐ ๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐ป๐ด.
So yes, ask for the ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ผ๐ณ๐ฒ๐๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ฒ๐ฒ. And weโll give you a Professional Show.
