Pyar china ka maal hai___"

30/01/2015

30/01/2015

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.

30/01/2015

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

30/01/2015

Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some Rain..!!

Give me another Girlfriend..!!
I am Single once again..!!

30/01/2015

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

30/01/2015

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING

30/01/2015

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . .

30/01/2015

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

30/01/2015

"COMPROMISING" doesn't mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your "RELATIONSHIP"
much more then your "EGO"

30/01/2015

Most hurting Line by a true Love:
If U will leave me,
I prOmise U will cOme back Once
with ur OPEN EYES to see my CLOSED EYES..!!