Diamond DJ Mandouli

24/12/2018

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9356538632

23/11/2018

11/02/2017

Contact for Marriage and Parties..

12/10/2016

Welcome Back DJ Season
Please contact for Marriages and Parties proggrammes.
Cont: 97 80 20 20 90 (Makhan)
95 17 20 90 32 (Rinku)
93 56 53 86 32 (Shocky)

21/05/2015

Thank you to everyone who has liked my page and helped me to reach 230 fans! If you are enjoying Chimpact please share my page to let your friends know about it. Thank you for your support, it means a lot to the folks at Yippee Entertainment

08/08/2014

सभी शादी शुदा भाइयों के अच्छे दिन आने वाले हैं ....
बीवियां मायके जाने वाली है.. राखी आने वाली है

और मोहल्ले की पुरानी सेटिंग आने वाली है ....

16/07/2014

Chal Fer Shart rhi thanedaara je mai kachi puli tapp gia ta tu apne pio da ni je na tapp sakia ta mai apne pio da ni.

05/07/2014

American parents-
"goodnight sweetie!
Sleep well..
We love you!
Indian parents-
"Taala laga diya?
Car lock ki?
Baahar ki light on kardi thi?
Heater kyun chala rakha hai?
Paise paed pe lagte hai?"

02/07/2014

Ek Baar Ek Amir Aadmi Apni Biwi Ko Five Star Hotel Mein Khana Khilane Le Jata Hai,
Order Dene Ke Kafi Der Baad Bhi Jab Khana Nahi Aaya To Tang Aakar Usne Waiter Ko Jaldi Khana Lane Ko Bola.
Waiter Abhi Leke Aata Hun Kah Kar Chala Jata Hai Par Phir Aadha Ganta Gujar Jata Hai
Ab Aadmi Tang Aakar Utha Aur Apni Biwi Ko Lekar Kisi Aur Hotel Mein Khana Khane Le Jane Laga.
Tabi Waiter Bill Lekar Aaya Aur Bola: “Sir Aapka Bill”
Aadmi Hairan Hokar: “Khana To Mene Khaya Nahi Phir Ye Bill Kis Baat Ka?”
Waiter Bola: “Khana Khao Ya Na Khao, Khana To Tayaar Hai”
Baat Jagde Tak Pahunch Jati Hai To Hotel Ka Manager Ye Sun Kar Aa Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai,
Manager: “Sir, Khana Khao Ya Na Khao Par Khana To Tyaar Hai”
Aadmi Ye Sun Kar Manager Ko Do Thappad Maarta Hai Aur Bola: “Sale, Hotel Ke Malik Ko Bula”
Hotel Ka Malik Aajata Hai Aur Puchta Hai: “Aapne Mere Manager Ko Kyun Mara?”
Aadmi Bola: “Isne Meri Biwi Ko Cheda Tha”
Itna Sun Kar Manager Hairan Hokar Bola: “Mene Aapki Biwi Ko Kab Cheda?”
Aadmi: “Haramkhor, Ched Ya Mat Ched Wo To Tyaar Hai“