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04/07/2013

that the joke of d year......

Girl And Boy

Hotel Ke Room Mein S*x Karne Ke Baad Lete Hue Thhe

Ladki: “Jaanu Tumhe Pata Hai Tumhari Lulli Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Lulli Hai”

Ladka Khush Hokar Bola: “Achha!!!”

Ladki: “Haan Kyunki Iske Baad Lund Ki Category Shuru Ho Jaati Hai“

lolllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

04/07/2013

Pathan Ki Biwi Suhagrat Ke Baad Us Se Ladte Hue Boli.

Biwi: “Mere Ko Abhi Talak Chahiye”

Pathan Ke Tote Ud Gaye, Hairani Se Puchha

Pathan: “Par Begum Kyu?”

Biwi: “Abe Jitna Tera Smaan Hai, Us Se Badi To Shabir Bhai Ki Zuban Hai“

04/07/2013

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi
Ladkewale: "ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai
- aur 15000 ooper se kamata hai."


ladkiwale :"ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai
- aur 50000 niche se kamati hai."

04/07/2013

QUESTION: What is the similarity between burnt toast and pregnant a girlfriend?
. .
.........
.... ANSWER: In both cases the guy thinks,'Do second pehle nikal liya hota to kitna acha hota'

04/07/2013

A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique.

'2 inches more & I will be a king.'

Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!'......

09/01/2013

Call-girl Applies For A Teachers Job.
Principal: “Can you Teach Zoology, Biology, Geology & Physiology”
Girl: “No, I Can Teach Only Choos-Loji, Chaat-Loji, Daal-Loji & Nikal-Loji.“............

09/01/2013

Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Ek Gareeb Kisaan Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hui.
Ab Bechara Vo Gareeb Itna Tha Ki Unke Makaan Mein Ek Hi Kamra Tha,
So Usne Socha Ki Room Ko Divide Kar Deta Hun Aur Usne Room Ke Center Mein Ek Bada Sa Parda Taang Diya Jis Se Room Ke Do Partitions Ho Gaye,.
Suhagrat Par Beta Jab Full Speed Se Nayi Dulhan Ko Chod Raha Tha, To Ye Dekh Ke Kisaan Ki Biwi Ne Kisaan Ko Bola Ki Tu Bhi Shuru Ho Ja.
Kuch Der Karne Ke Bad Kisaan Thak Gaya, Par Uska Beta Laga Raha, Kisaan Ki Biwi Ne Fir Usko Karne Ko Bola.
Teen Baar Esa Ho Chuka Tha, Par Beta Jawab Tha Chauthi Baar Bhi Uper Chadd Gaya.
Par Budhe Kisaan Ki Gaand Fatt Chuki Thi, So Vo Utha Aur Parde Ki Side Pe Jake Bete Se Bola.
“Beta Kahe Ko Competition Raha Hai, Maa To Teri Hi Chud Rahi Hai“..............

09/01/2013

Kafi Time Se Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Setting Chal Rahi Thi, Par Aaj Tak Kuch Karne Ka Moka Nahi Mila Tha
Ek Din Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Class Mein Akela Dekh Kar Kaha
Ladka: “Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?”
Ladki: “Nahi Yaar, Agar Main Pregnant Ho Gayi To?”
Ladke Ke Ye Sun Ke Tote Ud Gaye Aur Usne Pucha: “Kiss Se Pregnant? Wo Kaise?”


Ladki Use Aankh Marte Hue Boli: “Actually Main Ek Bar Shuru Ho Gayi Toh Fir Rukungi Nahi Na“............

09/01/2013

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ke Ek Dost Ka Lund Khada Nahi Hota Tha To Usko Koi Na Koi Dawayi Khani Padti Thi
Par Har Baar Dawayi Khane Ke Baad Usko Bada Hi Galat Aur Sankoch Mahsoos Hota Tha
Isi Baat Ke Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Uspe Ek Shayari Likhi
Tufan Mein Kashti Nahi Khoji Jati,
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jati,
Vi**ra Khane Mein Sankoch Mat Kar Dost,
Kyuki Zuban Aur Ungli Se Ladki Nahi Chodi Jaati..............

09/01/2013

Husband: “Honey, Why Is Broken Condom Laying On The Sofa?”
Wife Tensed: “Where?”
She Goes Out To Check And Returns
Wife: “For God Sake Stop Calling Our Son A Broken Condom“,,,,,,,

09/01/2013

Agreed Only 1411 Tigers Left,
But Only 929 Girls Left Per 1000 Guys.
Abe Chutiye, Ladkiya Bachao,
Tiger Bacha Kar Uski Kya Gaand Maroge? “Save Girls******************

09/01/2013

Fauj Mein Ek Sainik Apne Commandar Ke Pass Aya Aur Bola
Sainik: “Sir, Mujhe Chhutti Chahiye”
Commander: “Kyun?”
Sainik: “Sir, Biwi Ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai, S*x Karne Ka Bada Mann Kar Raha Hai”
Commander: “Hmm, Ek Kaam Karo, Apni Pent Utaar Aur Jo Samne Diwaar Par Suraakh Hai Usmein Apna Lund Daalo Aur Andar Bahar Karo”
Sainik Ne Aisa Hi Kiya, Aur Use Bahut Maza Aaya. S*x Hone Ke Baad Commander Ne Pucha.
Commander: “Kyun Ab Chhutti Chahiye?”
Sainik Khush Hote Hue: “Nahi Sahab, Ab Maza Aa Gaya Ab Chhutti Nahi Chahiye”
Commander: “Shabash, Ab Pent Utaaro Aur Diwaar Ke Piche Ja Kar Jhuk Kar Khade Ho Jao, Kuch Aur Sainik Bhi Chutti Maang Rahe Hai...................

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