All Hostel Bakchod - AHB

10/01/2022

Announce "Pradhan Mantri Bae Dilao Yojana (PMBDY)" for all the single denizens.

30/09/2018

Denizens will be performing at Cricket World Cup opening ceremony after showing extraordinary dancing skills at the Freshers' party.

18/05/2018

Hostel residents will be provided special admissions in Indian Institute of Management (Ahmedabad) under PGP for extraordinary marketing skills shown while putting up sponsor flexes.

Flex wohi lagwayenge!

06/04/2018

Galti deer ki thi, wo bhai k samne kyun aya?
PURE INDIA KO PTA HAI K BHAI HUNTER HAI!

05/12/2017

Just mess things.

19/11/2017

All the students who are furious at college administration for getting the undertaking signed, Let us tell you that final judgement awaits you.

01/10/2017

People who didn't get placed in Deloitte, EY or KPMG will be provided work under Swarna Jayanti Shahari Rojgaar Yojana(SJSRY).



P.S. Those who didn't get shortlisted for these companies too are advised to look for work under Mahatma Gandhi National Rural Employment Guarantee Act(MGNREGA).

24/09/2017

22/09/2017

All the students who recently broke up or got friendzoned will be helped to find a new interest under Pradhan Mantri Nai Manjil Yojna.



P.S. Brozoned guys have no scope and will be treated as Rohingyas.

16/09/2017

AHB announce 'Gatte Ki Sabzi' more unwanted than Rohingyas.

13/09/2017

Clogged toilets will be marked as top priority by Government of India (GOI) and immediate action will be taken by Disaster Assistance Response Team (DART).