01/12/2011
7 KINDS OF S*X:
The 1st kind of s*x is called: Smurf S*x. This kind of s*x happens when You first meet someone, and you both have s*x until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of s*x is called: Kitchen S*x. This is when you have been With your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have s*x anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of s*x is called: Bedroom S*x. This is when you have been with Your partner for a long time. Your s*x has gotten routine, and you usually have S*x only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of s*x is called: Hallway S*x. This is when you have been with Your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "F**k you."
The 5th kind of s*x is called: Religious S*x. Which means you get Nun in The morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind of s*x is called: Courtroom S*x. This is when you cannot stand your Wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of s*x is called: Pension S*x. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
