Piss Poor-Traits

10/05/2025

10/12/2022

07/04/2022

F**k me have a go at this situation! Can’t tell what’s actually happened here but the dookie detective in me can come up with two possible theories; either some mouth breather unleashed the gates of hell whilst hovering above the seat and dropped 80% of their meat pie filling down the side and onto the floor OR so much unflushed s**t has accumulated from c***s dropping bomb after bomb, that its began to breach the lip like a stinking volcano and will most definitely require a pressure washer to unclog.

For context, this fan submission was sent in from a Cafe Primo 😳 don’t try the seafood salad

28/01/2022

13/52

18/12/2021

98% of the pricks that submit turds on here could easily go through childbirth without batting an eyelid considering they’ve already stretched their stink holes beyond repair with Godzilla sized logs.

16/12/2021

Happy Thursday you bunch of degenerate s**t connoisseurs. Suss this absolute mud python that was sent in by a fan, it just seems to go on forever and a day. Decent consistency too, bends back on itself without snapping and left a cute little smudge on the porcelain. Just by looking at it though I reckon the smell would be pretty ripe and you’d probably have to pressure wash the skiddy off.

Keep ‘em coming ya dog dicks

16/09/2021

Time for some new fan submissions! Send through ya nutty logs for us to review and post 💩

02/09/2021

Aye, what was that part about street s**tting?

12/04/2021

Admins taking a break from sifting through s**t pics tonight, gonna go sniff out some clunge. Later nerds and virgins 👊🏻