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27/05/2026

Employee: Sir, I deserve a 50 percent hike because I am currently doing the work of three people.
Boss: That is great, just give me the names of those other two people and I will fire them by tomorrow morning.

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27/05/2026

Boss: "Why are you leaving the office at exactly 6 PM today?"
Employee: "Sir, my shift is over and I have some personal work."
Boss: "You should stay back and help, we are like a family here."
Employee: "If we are a family sir, can you please lend me fifty thousand rupees and never ask for it back?"

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26/05/2026

Manager: Why are you leaving the office at 6 PM today? Is everything okay at home?

Employee: Sir, I am just trying to find out if my children still remember that I am their father and not a guest who only visits on weekends.

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26/05/2026

Interviewer: "Why should we hire you for this role?"
Engineer: "Because I can survive on three cups of chai and the constant fear of being unemployed."
Interviewer: "Perfect, welcome to the Indian IT sector!"

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25/05/2026

Manager: "Why are you late for the night shift today?"
IT Professional: "Sir, a black cat crossed my path on the way to the office."
Manager: "So you are so superstitious that you waited for the cat to pass?"
IT Professional: "No sir, I waited for someone from the HR department to cross first to see if the bad luck actually works!"

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25/05/2026

Passenger: Bhaiya, it has been 30 minutes, why hasn't this auto moved an inch?
Auto Driver: Relax sir, the traffic in Bangalore is just like a family WhatsApp group.
Passenger: What do you mean by that?
Auto Driver: Everyone is stuck in the same place, and nobody has any idea how to get out!

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24/05/2026

Passenger: "Bhaiya, how long will it take to reach the office in this Bangalore traffic?"
Auto Driver: "Sir, looking at the jam, I suggest you start looking for a bride in the car next to us."
Passenger: "Why would I do that?"
Auto Driver: "Because by the time we finally reach your office, your kids will be ready for school."

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24/05/2026

Manager: Why are you leaving office so early at 5 PM today?
Employee: Sir, my eyes are hurting and I need to see a doctor immediately.
Manager: Is it because of the long hours spent on the project?
Employee: No sir, it's from reading your LinkedIn posts about our company's amazing work-life balance.

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23/05/2026

Uncle: "Beta, what is your salary package in that IT company?"
Engineer: "Uncle, it is just like a big-budget Bollywood movie."
Uncle: "How so?"
Engineer: "It looks great on the poster, but after all the tax deductions, the final collection is a disaster."

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23/05/2026

Passenger: Bhaiya, why is your auto meter running so fast even when we are stuck in traffic?
Auto Driver: Sir, the meter is not counting the distance, it is counting my daily struggles and the rising price of petrol.
Passenger: In that case, please stop here, I can only afford to pay for the ride, not for your life's struggles.

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22/05/2026

Boss: "You are two hours late for the morning meeting!"
Employee: "Sir, the traffic was so bad that the guy selling mobile chargers at the signal managed to finish his degree and get a job before my car moved an inch."

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