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28/09/2026

Manager: Why are you late for the office today?
Employee: Sir, there was a huge traffic jam because a cow was sitting in the middle of the road.
Manager: Why did you not just honk and move past it?
Employee: I tried sir, but the cow looked at me with so much judgment that I had to stop and rethink my career choices.

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27/09/2026

Manager: Rahul, why was your status showing Away for two hours this morning?
Rahul: Sir, I was in an intense brainstorming session with a senior consultant.
Manager: Who was this consultant?
Rahul: My mother, we were debating if the pressure cooker whistled three times or four!

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27/09/2026

Software Engineer: Papa, I finally found a girl for marriage.
Father: That is great, does she have a good family background?
Software Engineer: I am not sure about her family, but she has 5 years of experience in Java and a 15-day notice period!

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26/09/2026

Boss: "Why are you late to the office today?"
Engineer: "Sir, a black cat crossed my path."
Boss: "And you waited for it to pass?"
Engineer: "No sir, I waited for a Sharma ji ka beta to cross first so he could take all the bad luck!"

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26/09/2026

Engineer: "AI God, when will I finally get a promotion and a salary hike?"
AI God: "I can predict the future of the universe, but even my algorithms have no data on your company's HR policy."
Engineer: "So there is no hope at all?"
AI God: "The only 'hike' I see in your future is the one you will take to the mountains after resigning."

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25/09/2026

Manager: Why are you leaving the office so early at 6 PM?
Employee: Sir, today I am on a half-day leave.
Manager: Half-day? You have been here since 9 AM!
Employee: Exactly sir, since I usually stay until midnight, 9 to 6 is technically a half-day for me.

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25/09/2026

Customer: "Why is your delivery taking so long? The app shows you have been at the same signal for 20 minutes."
Delivery Boy: "Sir, I am stuck in a traffic jam where even the Google Map arrow has stopped moving and started praying."
Customer: "Just hurry up, the food will get cold!"
Delivery Boy: "Sir, by the time I reach, the food won't just be cold, it will probably have its own Aadhaar card."

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24/09/2026

Passenger: "Bhaiya, why have you stopped the auto in the middle of the road?"
Auto Driver: "Sir, this is not a road, it is a parking lot with a Welcome to Bangalore sign."
Passenger: "But I have a flight to catch in three hours!"
Auto Driver: "Then you should have started your journey when you were still in college, sir."

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24/09/2026

IT Professional: Boss, I need a 50 percent hike because three companies are already chasing me.
Manager: Wow, which companies are showing so much interest in you?
IT Professional: The credit card company, the personal loan department, and my landlord.

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23/09/2026

Boss: Why are you late for the night shift?
IT Professional: Sir, I was stuck in a massive traffic jam for an hour.
Boss: At 11 PM? Where exactly was this traffic jam?
IT Professional: Right between my pillow and my blanket, sir.

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