02/02/2021
Ordering a Pizza in 2022.
CALLER: Is this ?
GOOGLE:No sir, it's Google Pizza
CALLER: Sorry, I have Dailed wrong number
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:Ok, I would like to order a pizza
:Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE: your last 12 orders shows, extra-large pizza with cheeses, sausage on a thick crust
CALLER: Super! That's what I'll have.
GOOGLE: sir may suggest would Gulten free veg pizza?
CALLER: What? I don't want a veg
GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir
CALLER: How the hell do you know that?
GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone no. with your records
CALLER: Ok, but I don't want your rotten veg pizza! I have taken medication for my cholesterol
GOOGLE: But your medication wasn't regular. you just bought 30 cholesterol tablets once,4 months ago from Loyd
CALLER: I bought more from another pharmacy
GOOGLE: That doesn't show on your credit card statement
CALLER: I paid in cash
GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your statement
CALLER: WTH man! I'm going on island to live without internet &
GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your . It expired 6 weeks ago
