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23/11/2015

03/10/2013

This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal’ advertisement.

Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.

I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna. I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School, Bezna Road.

I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.

I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing ci******es or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so.

I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.

I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.

RIP ENGLISH

02/04/2013

One gal posted a photo with the
description " AALLLUBBBUUU "
it took me 20 minutes to figure
out she meant "I love you"... =)) :P

iye girls bhi na kya kya language paida kar deti hai :p

02/04/2013

Girl: What's the proof that you
miss me ??
Boy:" See my cheeks, My mom
slapped me .
Because i was smiling while
sleeping"Thinki ng of You" :)

Girl:" Awwwwww Itna Pyaar
karte ho (^___^) ♥ .
Boy:" Nahin, Shakal dekh ke
hassi aa jati hai :p :O :D

02/04/2013

To All Girls Ur So Beautiful , Ur So
genius , Ur Best Ur Gr8.........Boys Kuch
Bhi Nahi Hai tumhare Samne...... . .. . .. . . .
Waise Happy April Fool Day ...!! :p :D .

02/04/2013

Arz kiya hai :D.
Humne b apni duniya basa li:D
Usne dokha diya..:((

to uski choti behan phasa li..:p :O :/

02/04/2013

2 advices to Boys...
Never laugh at ur G.F's choices.(You are one of them)

Never be proud of ur choices.. (Your G.F. is one of them...:))

02/04/2013

Engineering student sitting
with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says:"

I Love
yOuuu :)

Girlfrnd:"is it yOu Or the BEER
talking ??
Student:"its me, Talking tO my
BEER, yOu Shut up :p :O :D :D

21/03/2013

3 idiots ( Latest version )

This happened during Admin recruiting session for the FB page

Rancho - *Smiling*

Teacher- Aap Muskura kyu rahe hain?

Rancho - Bohot Dino se Admin banne ki iccha thi...aj Ban gaya hu..bohot maza aa raha hai

Teacher- Zada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat nai hai...Tell me What is a Post?

Rancho- Anything that is posted on Facebook..is Post Sir

Teacher- Can you Please elaborate?

Rancho- sir..jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai ,post hai sir...Ghumne...­­gye..photo daal diya! Post hai Sir
Match dekha Score daal diya! Post hai Sir ..Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me Comment ,ek second me like!
Comment-like.. comment-like
Teacher- Shut up! ADMIN banke ye karoge?Comment-­­like comment like....
Hey chatur tum batao

Chatur- Pictures,texts or Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via Different Operating
system using Internet on Facebook is called a Post...

Teacher- excellent!

Rancho- par sir maine bhi toh vohi bola seedhe shabdo mein...

Teacher- Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twiter ke pages k admin bano... :@

Rancho- Par sir dusre sites bhi toh..

Teacher-Get out!

Rancho- why sir?

teacher- Seedhe Shabdo me bahar jaiye

Rancho goes out and Comes Back*

Teacher- kya hua?

Rancho- kuch Bhul gya tha sir

Teacher- Kya?

Rancho- An Utility button given to us, to protect our Private data i.e pictures messages or personal Information for being
stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...

Teacher- kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho- logout sir! Logout karna bhul gya tha!

Teacher- seedha seedha nai bol sakte the?!

Rancho- thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya... :P

12/03/2013

More than 45% of electricity will be saved in India.
if saas bahu serials are banned :P

12/03/2013

Back again

Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhna chor
diya...

Wah Wah.. . .
Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne parna chor
diya.. .
CID KA ACP tha toilet me..
Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..:p:O :D

09/03/2013

Hi,
Kindly pass this msg to all ur friends who have two wheelers
Don't park ur 2 wheelers in direct sun-light.
Bcoz..
Summer Hai..
BUM JAL JAYEGI...=)) X_X