All J&K Naaqaebilan Hinz Panin Association

24/03/2020

20/11/2014

Kahn naaqaebil ma zindeh

26/03/2012

Koi Ratte Baaz Hai. . . Jo Humari shaan Bada Sake

22/03/2012

Koi Hai Jo Aaj Ist year mein fail hua

11/03/2012

Doctor pagal se: tum pagal q huay?
Pagal: main ne ek bewa se shadi ki
Uski..
Jawan beti se.. ... Meray bap
Ne
Shaadi ki..
Mera
Baap mera
Damaad ban gya
Yoon meri wo
Beti
Meri
Maa ban gaee
Un k ghar beti hui to wo meri bahn hui
Magar
Main uski Naani ka
Shohar tha
Isliye
Wo meri
Nawasi
B hui
Isi tarah mera
Beta
Apni Daadi ka
Bahi
Ban gya
Aur
Main apnay Betay ka
Bhanja
Aur wo...
Doctor: uth ullo k pathay tu mjhe b pagal
karega...

27/01/2012

koi hai?

03/01/2012

Friends
If you see the cigarette to be
Halal: Why don't you say BISMILLAH before smoking it? And ALHAMDULILAH after smoking it?
If you see a cigarette to be a Mercy from Allah (swt), Astagfirullah: Why do you turn it off with your shoes?
If you see it as Sunnat-E-Nabvi (saw): Why don't you protest when people ban it, curse it; or curse the smokers?
If you see it as something normal: Why don't you smoke it in front of your parents?
If you see it as something with so much fun: Why don't parents teach their kids to use it?
Think-N-Reflect

27/12/2011

Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

26/12/2011

OMG! 10th annual results out!!.
Afwaao pay barosa na karein
Brought to you by J&K Police:p

21/12/2011

Lost your pen=no pen ...
No pen=no notes ...
Nonotes=no study ...
No study=Fail ...
Fail=no diploma ...
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depressio n
depression=sick ness
sickness=death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will

10/12/2011

kahn naabkaar cha w0shar