Nigh Sanctuary

25/12/2016

Merry Christmas .....blessings to everyone

30/05/2015

"Wife -मैं आपसे बात नहीं करूंगी।

Husband -ठीक है!

Wife - क्या तुम कारण नहीं जानना चाहते?

Husband -नहीं मैं तुम्हारे फैसले की इज्जत करता हूं"☝

✨😎😜😜😆😆😆😁😁😎✨

20/01/2013

Boy: UncLe
Mai 1 Larki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.:)
UnCLe: Tu UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe
LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR, .
BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee
PiTe
hai:p;):D
UnclE shocKzZ:o:OBoY RockzZ8-)

17/01/2013

Santa : kal me Raat ko bathrooM gyato andar bhoot tha :(
Banta: to phir kya hua .?
Santa : hona kya tha me bhoot se bola tum karlo hmara to wese hi nikal gaya h .. :D :p

28/12/2012

Lipstick lagana Ladki ki beauty hai!
Wah wah!
Lipstick lagana Ladki ki beauty hai!!
Wah wah!

or Use taste karna Boys ki duty hai..
Wah Wah.. Samsung Galaxy S

19/12/2012

11/12/2012

जेब में हाथ डाला तो भौंचक्का रह गया..
और तब जाकर एहसास हुआ..
दुनियाँ में आँसू पौंछने वाले बहुत मिल जायेंगे ..
लेकिन नाक पौंछने वाला कोई नहीं मिलेगा ..
इसलिये रुमाल हमेशा साथ रखें...

09/12/2012

More than love, we need free wi-fi in the air xP xD

08/12/2012

Girlfriend drinking Whiskey with her
boyfriend.
Asks him-tum kaun ho........?? .
Boyfriend-pagal ho gayi h kya
Apne jaanu ko bhool gyi .
Girlfriend- nasha har gum ko bhula
deta hai..

07/12/2012

mUst vaLa Read!!!
Teacher:
Prasang sahit vyakhya karo
-"Bhige Hoth Tere, Pyasa Dil Ye
Mera"
student (Pappu ) :
Ye line bollywod ke prasidh kavi
Sant Shri Emraan Hashmi ji ki
rachna 'Murder' ki prasidh
kavita"Bhige Hoth Tere" se 'li' gayi
hai.
Is kavita me kavi jab bhi Devi
Mallika ko nirvastra nachte hue
dekhtey hai to unka sabr tut jaata
hai aur wo kehte hai
"Hey Devi, jis tarha tumharey
hotho ke andar ka jal tumhari
pyas bhuja raha hai, ussi tarha
main bhi ussi jal se apni pyaas
bhujana chahta hun",
in lines se humko kavi ke kamine
evam ashlil hone ka ehsas hota
hai.
Kavi ke bhav saral evam spasht
roop se tharki hai.
Unhone bahut kathor bhavo ko
badi saralta se apni rachna me
dikhaya hai. :D :D :P

06/12/2012

BEST MEMORIES:- Oye extra pen hai kya ??

Ek hi hai...
Haan de.! ek hi chahiye ;)

Kitno ne aesa kiya hai thoko Like.. pata to chale :D =D

05/12/2012

Yoon Mat kheench mujhe apni taraf aye Sanam,
Branded T-shirt Hai,
Agar fatt g*i na,
Bohot Pitegi maa Kasam.:p:D