25/11/2025
Today I discovered a new sleeping spot.
It’s flat, slightly warm, and apparently humans use it to “work.”
I don’t know what that means, but it makes a perfect bed.
I stretched… then stretched some more…
and eventually let gravity handle the rest of my body.
They said I look uncomfortable,
but I think I achieved peak relaxation.
A human clicked a picture.
I didn’t move.
I’m a professional.
Anyway, I had a great nap.
10/10 would sleep here again.
Maybe tomorrow also. Maybe forever.
— Chinnappa, Chief Sleeping Officer 😼✨
