01/03/2026
JUST For LAUGHS....😄
*Parsis are Cute:*
After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Bomanji was caught by Customs for carrying liquor.
Customs Officer : “Sir, what is in the bag?”
Bomanji : “Holy water from Jerusalem.”
Customs (after smelling & tasting): “Don’t lie, Sir. It's Whisky..”
Bomanji : “O Jesus, One more miracle.”
🫢🤔🙄🤪
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On Bomanji's girlfriend’s birthday.
Bomanji asked her, “Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?”
She said: “Nothing would please me more”
So he got her Nothing.
Bomanji will always be grateful to his English teacher.
🤣🤣🤣
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Last night Bomanji was driving back home from a party. He was high and saw there was Police checking. He was scared at that very moment, but then immediately got down from the driver's seat and sat in the back seat.
After a few minutes the Police Officer came and asked Bomanji to move his car ahead for alcohol test.
Bomanji said: “My driver ran away seeing you.”
The Police Officer replied: “Then you move your car ahead for the checking.”
Bomanji said: “No sir, as a true Indian citizen, I should not drive drunk.”
The Officer looked at Bomanji, got emotional and applauded him for his responsible behaviour.
He sent one constable to drive Bomanji's car home.
Kaun kehta hai peene ke baad dimag kaam nahi karta ?
🤔🙄🤪🤣🤣
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Doctor asked Bomanji to cut down his drinking by
three fourths.
Smart Bomanji stopped adding Soda.
🤭🙄🤪
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Bomanji phones his doctor: Doctor, I have not gone out since the first lockdown started. Now I have important work in the market. What should I do?
Doctor: Don’t worry. Just wear mask and hand gloves. It is sufficient. It will protect you from Corona.
Bomanji follows the doctor’s advice and goes out.
To his horror, others were wearing pants and shirts as well!!
🙄🤪🤣😅🤑😆
*Relax & enjoy some lighter moments. So what if they are repeats........*
