Humouram

Humouram HumouRam is India's "jollytologist"
Nationally known as Life Coach & Humour Therapy Consultant in B

01/03/2026

JUST For LAUGHS....😄

*Parsis are Cute:*

After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Bomanji was caught by Customs for carrying liquor.

Customs Officer : “Sir, what is in the bag?”

Bomanji : “Holy water from Jerusalem.”

Customs (after smelling & tasting): “Don’t lie, Sir. It's Whisky..”

Bomanji : “O Jesus, One more miracle.”

🫢🤔🙄🤪
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On Bomanji's girlfriend’s birthday.
Bomanji asked her, “Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?”

She said: “Nothing would please me more”

So he got her Nothing.

Bomanji will always be grateful to his English teacher.

🤣🤣🤣
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Last night Bomanji was driving back home from a party. He was high and saw there was Police checking. He was scared at that very moment, but then immediately got down from the driver's seat and sat in the back seat.

After a few minutes the Police Officer came and asked Bomanji to move his car ahead for alcohol test.

Bomanji said: “My driver ran away seeing you.”

The Police Officer replied: “Then you move your car ahead for the checking.”

Bomanji said: “No sir, as a true Indian citizen, I should not drive drunk.”

The Officer looked at Bomanji, got emotional and applauded him for his responsible behaviour.

He sent one constable to drive Bomanji's car home.

Kaun kehta hai peene ke baad dimag kaam nahi karta ?

🤔🙄🤪🤣🤣
_________

Doctor asked Bomanji to cut down his drinking by
three fourths.
Smart Bomanji stopped adding Soda.

🤭🙄🤪
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Bomanji phones his doctor: Doctor, I have not gone out since the first lockdown started. Now I have important work in the market. What should I do?

Doctor: Don’t worry. Just wear mask and hand gloves. It is sufficient. It will protect you from Corona.

Bomanji follows the doctor’s advice and goes out.

To his horror, others were wearing pants and shirts as well!!

🙄🤪🤣😅🤑😆

*Relax & enjoy some lighter moments. So what if they are repeats........*

09/02/2026

Laugh and be Fit 🤪

16/02/2025

"Thorns are unfairly infamous by name; even deceptions hurt a lot."

26/09/2024

SPREADING SMILES WITH HUMOURAM.. 🤪

I am HumouRam, with laughter my creed,
Spreading smiles, my heart's greatest need.
With humour, my passion, I shine so bright,
A ray of joy, in the darkest night.

Nicknamed after TenaliRam, a legend of old,
My wit and humour, stories untold.
I'm a Jollytologist, with batteries charged,
Always ready, with laughter enlarged.

My mantra's simple: Laugh and be fit,
A healthy heart, with humour's hit.
I wear my smile, like a shining crown,
Infecting others, with laughter's renown.

With every joke, a dose of delight,
I bring people together, in laughter's light.
My humour's contagious, it spreads like a flame,
Warming hearts, and soothing life's pains.

So come, join me, in this laughter ride,
Let's chase blues, and let joy reside.
For with humour, life's adventures are bright,
And with laughter, every day's a delight!... 🤪

19/07/2024

LAUGH and Be Fit...🤪

10/05/2024

The man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her
in the act. For £100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is
his wife, naked, with a man.
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat .
HE paid for your Football season tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4.
HE paid for our country club membership and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks
over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do'?
The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a
cold.'... 🤪

09/05/2024

A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl, and traditional locks.

So he shouts over to the bartender loudly, "Drinks for everyone in here, but not for the Jew over there.''

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, and then says, ''Thank you.''

This infuriates the Arab.

He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells: 'Thank you'.

The Arab asks the bartender, "What's the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but all he does is smile and thank me."

The bartender replies, "He owns the place."

02/05/2024

Tommy came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed. 'Who the hell are you?', demanded Tommy, 'and what are you doing in my bedroom ?'
The mysterious man answered, 'I'm St Peter, and this isn't your bedroom.'
Tommy was stunned. 'You mean I'm dead??? That can't be, I have so much to live for - and I haven't said goodbye to my family.... You've got to send me back straight away!!'
St Peter replied, 'Yes, you can be reincarnated but there's a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.'
Tommy was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers, clucking around and pecking the ground.
'This ain't so bad', he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, 'So you're the new hen, are you enjoying your first day?' Oh It's not so bad', replies Tommy, 'except that I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode.'
'You're ovulating', explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before.'
'Never', replies Tommy.
'Well just relax and let it happen'.
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him . . . Ever!!!
The joy kept coming until, as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting...
'Tommy, Tommy, wake up, you drunken toad. You've s**t the bed!'... 🤪

LAUGH and Be Fit...❤️
01/05/2024

LAUGH and Be Fit...❤️

25/04/2024

JUST FOR LAUGHS... 🤪

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”
Arthur thought about this for a minute and then said,
“I want to hang out with God.” St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented,
“Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?” Arthur said, “Yep, that’s me.”
God said, “Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?”
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally, he said,
“Excuse me, but aren’t you the inventor of woman?”
God said, “Yes.”
“Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!”
“Hmmmmm, you have some good points there,” replied God, “hold on.”
God went to His Celestial supercomputer, typed in some keywords, And waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
“Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, “but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours!”... 🤪

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