18/07/2012
Tonight in the Hizzie, the old Turkish couple that have moved into Louise's room ponder the concept of Wanderlust while the rats continue to infest the down stairs quaters because Chinchilla failed to remove all the mouldy f***l matter that Enda Mannion left behind the rediators. Today marks the final curtain of Reggie's stay in The Hizzie. He decided it was the final straw when Paula Abdul left the milk out to go sour for the third time. He simply cannot enjoy his cacophonous performance art barge theatre without starting the day with some freshly milked green apple palate-cleanser shooter.