20/04/2025
Happy Easter from everyone at BANTS! To make your day even sweeter, here are a few egg-cellent jokes and a cheerful little poem. Enjoy! 💛
🐰 'How to Eat a Chocolate Bunny' by Ken Nesbitt 🐰
First, you take the chocolate bunny
and you nibble on his nose.
Then you bite his back and belly
and you taste his tail and toes.
Then you shovel down his shoulders
and you ruminate his rear.
Then you feast upon his face
before you eat an eye and ear.
Then you giggle like a goofball
just because it’s all so funny.
Then you tell your sister, “Sorry,”
since you ate her chocolate bunny.
🐣 Easter Jokes 🐣
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
A receding hare-line.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
What kind of plays do Easter bunnies like best?
Ones with hoppy endings!