27/09/2023
Hɛɛɛrrh I Can't Stop Laughing😂😂
One time, I used my wife’s photo as my WhatsApp profile picture. A little trick for whenever she is upset at me and I want to bribe her.
It works every time!
So, on this particular occasion, she was upset with me, and quickly, I changed my DP to her photo and posted her with some very romantic caption
Immediately she saw it, she smiled and then I asked her to accompany me to the mall close to the house so I can get her favorite snacks and drinks and add to the bribe
On our way back we stumbled upon a dry cleaning and laundry shop conveniently located behind our flat, and it became our go-to spot for washing and starching my office clothes.
During one visit, we realized we didn’t have physical cash with us, and the network was very sluggish that day
The owner had become familiar with us because we always go there together so my wife collected the owner’s number and assured him she’d send the money along with the receipt.
She was with my phone that day and so she saved his number on my phone, and when we got home, I messaged him and sent the receipt after the transfer
Later that night, he responded with a thank-you message and a kissing emoji.
I just smiled and showed my wife
He now asked if I’m home
I said yes
Then he asked if I’m alone
I said yes
He asked if I’ve eaten
I ignored him
Around 11pm he chatted me up and asked if he could call me on video call
I asked why
He said he just wants to see my face before he sleeps
I said okay he can call
He called and I picked
He was lying on the bed shirtless, me too I was on the bed, shirtless
As soon as he saw me, he shouted, Jesus and hung up
I and my wife had a good laugh
I tried calling him back, but he ignored my calls and eventually switched off his phone.
The next day, I went to his shop with more clothes and asked after him and the girl who works there said he traveled
It’s been two weeks and he has still not come back
Me, I am still waiting for the video call sha, in the meantime I’m still taking my clothes there and will continue to use their excellent laundry services because they wash my clothes very well
Tonight, I’ll call him video call again, that thing he wants to tell my wife, he must tell me, and this time around I’ll be nàked.
The End
Ajebo Writer
Asɛm Mpɛ Nnipa😂
