Tuneless Choir - Tonbridge

04/06/2026

We're on tonight!
In light of the recent weather we have had, I thought I would run a nice sunny summery session this week, so all songs have some form of "sun" 🌞 in the titles or within the song lyrics.

Bring Me Sunshine - Morecambe & Wise
Mysterious Girl - Peter Andre **NEW**
Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks
Club Tropicana - Wham!
I Can See Clearly Now - Jimmy Cliff
Let Your Love Flow - The Bellamy Brothers
My Girl - The Temptations
Will You Love Me Tomorrow - The Shirelles
Save Your Love - Renee & Renato
Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond

And of course more where they came from!

The cost is £9.00 pay as you go!
Bring yourselves, your friends, your family, anyone who loves to sing! See you there! 🎶

📅 Date: TONIGHT!
🕒 Time: 7.30pm to 9.00pm
📍 Tonbridge Methodist Church, Higham Lane TN10 4JG
📧 [email protected]

21/05/2026

There is no theme to our session TONIGHT, so these are all random but fun songs to sing! I know we'll all have a great time singing them, even if we do occasionally commit crimes against the original melody!!

A Little Respect - Erasure
She's Not There - The Zombies
You Can't Hurry Love - Phil Collins
Hopelessly Devoted To You - Olivia Newton-John
Boom Bang A Bang - Lulu
Kissin' In The Back Row - The Drifters
The Last Time - The Rolling Stones
Manic Monday - The Bangles

More bangers* available...*definition of ‘banger’ disputed!

The cost is £9.00 pay as you go!
Bring yourselves, your friends, your family, anyone who loves to sing! See you there! 🎶

📅 Date: TONIGHT!
🕒 Time: 7.30pm to 9.00pm
📍 Tonbridge Methodist Church, Higham Lane TN10 4JG
📧 [email protected]

07/05/2026

Looking forward to seeing you all this evening 🎶

🎶 Thursday 7th May - Tonbridge 🎶

Fancy singing your heart out with zero pressure and maximum fun? Come along to Tuneless Choir Tonbridge on Thursday at Tonbridge Methodist Church from 7:30pm!

No auditions. No sheet music. No expectations. Just a room full of friendly people belting out brilliant songs we all love 🎤💙

There’s no theme, which means anything goes! Whether you’re a shower singer, car crooner, or just curious to try something new, you’ll fit right in.

✨ Feel-good vibes guaranteed
✨ Meet lovely, like-minded people
✨ Leave smiling (and maybe a bit louder than you arrived)

First time? Even better. We LOVE welcoming new faces, so why not give it a go?

Songs on the Tuneless Chopping Block are:

Young Hearts Run Free - Candi Staton
Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
Twist & Shout - The Beatles
You're Still The One - Shania Twain
You Gotta Be - Des'ree
Have You Ever Seen The Rain - Creedance Clearwater Revival
Runaround Sue - Dion
Everlasting Love - Love Affair
Sit Down - James

The cost is £9.00 pay as you go!
Bring yourselves, your friends, your family, anyone who loves to sing! See you there! 🎶

📅 Date: Thursday 7th May
🕒 Time: 7.30pm to 9.00pm
📍 Tonbridge Methodist Church, Higham Lane TN10 4JG
📧 [email protected]

05/05/2026

🎶 Thursday 7th May - Tonbridge 🎶

Fancy singing your heart out with zero pressure and maximum fun? Come along to Tuneless Choir Tonbridge on Thursday at Tonbridge Methodist Church from 7:30pm!

No auditions. No sheet music. No expectations. Just a room full of friendly people belting out brilliant songs we all love 🎤💙

There’s no theme, which means anything goes! Whether you’re a shower singer, car crooner, or just curious to try something new, you’ll fit right in.

✨ Feel-good vibes guaranteed
✨ Meet lovely, like-minded people
✨ Leave smiling (and maybe a bit louder than you arrived)

First time? Even better. We LOVE welcoming new faces, so why not give it a go?

Songs on the Tuneless Chopping Block are:

Young Hearts Run Free - Candi Staton
Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
Twist & Shout - The Beatles
You're Still The One - Shania Twain
You Gotta Be - Des'ree
Have You Ever Seen The Rain - Creedance Clearwater Revival
Runaround Sue - Dion
Everlasting Love - Love Affair
Sit Down - James

The cost is £9.00 pay as you go!
Bring yourselves, your friends, your family, anyone who loves to sing! See you there! 🎶

📅 Date: Thursday 7th May
🕒 Time: 7.30pm to 9.00pm
📍 Tonbridge Methodist Church, Higham Lane TN10 4JG
📧 [email protected]

08/04/2026

Last week, I received a wedding invitation from my best friend, who’s tying the knot next year. 💍
It got me thinking, what a perfect theme for an upcoming choir session! Here’s what we have planned for tomorrow! 🎶

The Proposal
Marry You - Bruno Mars **NEW**

She Said Yes!
I Do I Do I Do - Abba

The Wedding Day
Chapel of Love - The Dixie Cups

Down The Aisle
All Of Me - John Legend

Celebratory Walk
I Want To Hold Your Hand - The Beatles

First Dance
Make You Feel My Love - Adele

The Wedding Reception
I've Had The Time Of My Life - Bill & Jennifer
The Best - Tina Turner
Amarillo - Tony Christie
Don't Stop Believin - Journey

Of course there will be a few more party crackers!

The cost is £9.00 for everyone.

Bring yourselves, your friends, your family, anyone who loves to sing! See you there! 🎶

📅 Date: 9th April 2026
🕒 Time: 7.30pm to 9.00pm
📍 Tonbridge Methodist Church, Higham Lane, Tonbridge TN10 4JG
📧 [email protected]

26/03/2026

🌈 Come Sing the Rainbow

We're heading over the rainbow tonight - it's somewhere that's way above the chimney tops and where troubles melt like lemon drops.

You'll have to pop along to see if it's where dreams really do come true...

The playlist this week has songs that have a colour in the title or a colour in the artist/band name.

Red Red Wine - UB40
Yellow River - Christie
Lily The Pink - The Scaffold
Green Door - Shakin Stevens
Blue Moon - The Marcels
Gold - Spandau Ballet
Hi Ho Silver Lining - Jeff Beck

And plenty more where that lot came from!

The cost is £9.00 for everyone.
Bring yourselves, your friends, your family, anyone who loves to sing! See you there! 🎶

📅 Date: TONIGHT!
🕒 Time: 7.30pm to 9.00pm
📍 Tonbridge Methodist Church, Higham Lane, Tonbridge TN10 4JG
📧 [email protected]

28/02/2026

🎉🎂 WE ARE 7 TODAY! 🎂🎉

What a fantastic way to celebrate turning SEVEN! 🥳

On Thursday, our lovely Tonbridge Tuneless Choir members celebrated with fizz, birthday cake and a fabulous playlist made up of their song choices! 💙🎶

Seven years of singing (tunefully or not!), friendship, confidence boosting and pure joy and it just keeps getting better. Whether you’ve been with us since the early days or joined more recently, thank you for being part of this amazing community.

Have a scroll through the photos from Thursday’s celebrations, you might just spot yourself mid-chorus or raising a celebratory glass (or paper cup!) 📸🥂 Thanks to Lesley Munn for the photos! x

Here’s to many more years of singing our hearts out together in Tonbridge! 🎵💃🕺

Tuneless Choirs

26/02/2026

Tonight we’re celebrating our 7th Birthday! 🥳🎉

Everyone is welcome to join the fun! Choir members will have the chance to choose their favourite songs if their raffle number is picked, so we’re expecting some FAB tunes!

It’s set to be a fabulous evening filled with great songs, wonderful company… and of course CAKE & FIZZ! 🍰🥂

Come along and celebrate with us! 💙🎶

The cost is £9.00 for everyone.

Bring yourselves, your friends, your family, anyone who loves to sing! See you there! 🎶

📅 Date: TONIGHT!
🕒 Time: 7.30pm to 9.00pm
📍 Tonbridge Methodist Church, Higham Lane, Tonbridge TN10 4JG
📧 [email protected]

11/02/2026

Fancy a night of big tunes, big joy and absolutely zero pressure?

Join us TOMORROW!

Expect:
🎹 iconic 80s classics
🎤 enthusiastic (not polished) singing
✨ optional fancy dress (leg warmers very welcome)

You don’t need to be able to sing.
You don’t need to read music.
You definitely don’t need experience.

Just turn up, sing your heart out and enjoy being part of something gloriously loud and welcoming.

Uptown Girl - Billy Joel
Together Forever - Rick Astley
Walk Like An Egyptian - The Bangles
Give It Up - KC and the Sunshine Band
Making Your Mind Up - Bucks Fizz
Gold - Spandau Ballet

And plenty plenty more where that came from!


As a one off as it's a themed night, I'm offering two new 80s songs, the highest vote will get chosen at the end of the evening. You can click on the songs to have a listen!

We Close Our Eyes - Go West

or

The Power Of Love - Huey Lewis & The News (from Back To The Future)

The cost is £9.00 for everyone.
Bring yourselves, your friends, your family, anyone who loves to sing! See you there! 🎶

📅 Date: THURSDAY 12th February 2026
🕒 Time: 7.30pm to 9.00pm
📍 Tonbridge Methodist Church, Higham Lane, Tonbridge TN10 4JG
📧 [email protected]

27/01/2026

Shake Off January With a Good Old Sing Song!

We're still in a rather cold miserable January, so what better way to cheer ourselves up than by singing this bunch of fabulous songs!

The Longest Time - Billy Joel
You Can't Hurry Love - Phil Collins
Maneater - Hall & Oates
Black Velvet - Alannah Miles
Faith - George Michael
The Last Time - The Rolling Stones
I Got You Babe - UB40 & Chrissie Hynde

During the refreshment break, there will be a sheet of paper on the table where you sign in. On it, you’ll find two songs, each with a tick box below it.

You Gotta Be by Des'ree was the song with the highest votes so the song we will roll over is:

Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Kylie Minogue

and a new song to add to the vote is:

Moving On Up - M People

The cost is £9.00 for everyone who comes along, including friends and family.
Bring yourselves, your friends, your family, anyone who loves to sing! See you there! 🎶

📅 Date: THURSDAY 29th January 2026
🕒 Time: 7.30pm to 9.00pm
📍 Tonbridge Methodist Church, Higham Lane, Tonbridge TN10 4JG
📧 [email protected]