The Funhouse

24/09/2026

🎉 COME JOIN US TOMORROW! 🎉

💃🕺 AFTER SCHOOL DISCO 🕺💃
Get ready for lots of dancing, fun games & plenty of play! 🎶✨

🎟️ Entry just £5
🍽️ Eat & Play only £3.50
⏰ From 3:00pm

Bring your little ones along for an afternoon of fun, music and play! 🥳

💖 Come join us — we can’t wait to see you! 💖

14/09/2026

🌈 TODAY’S TODDLER TIME 🌈

Today we’re practising our fine motor skills with a fun (and tasty! 😋) threading activity! 🥣✨

The little ones will be threading cereal hoops onto spaghetti 🍝🌈 — making it a fun, edible activity while developing:

💗 Hand-eye coordination
💗 Fine motor skills
💗 Concentration
💗 Patience & precision

And the best part… they can eat their creations afterwards! 😍🥣

📍 Toddler Time | 9:30–11:30am
💷 £4.50 per child — breakfast included
✨ Monday–Friday during term time

Come join us for a morning of play, learning & yummy fun! 💕

10/09/2026

🚨 SEN NIGHT POSTPONED 🚨

Due to a staff emergency, unfortunately our SEN Night has had to be postponed.

We’re really sorry for any inconvenience this may cause and we appreciate your understanding. 💗

We’ll announce the new date very soon — we can’t wait to welcome you all back! 💙💛

Thank you for your continued support. 🫶✨

09/09/2026

🍂✨ TODDLER TIME IS ON TODAY! ✨🍂

Come join us this morning for a fun Glue & Stick activity! 🎨🖍️ Perfect for little ones to get creative, have fun and make something to take home! 💕

⏰ 9:30am – 11:30am
💷 £4.50 per child
🥣 Breakfast included!

Come along and join the fun — we’d love to see you! 🥰✨

07/09/2026

🎒✨ AFTER SCHOOL PLAY IS HERE! ✨🎒

Looking for something fun to do after school? Come along and let the little ones burn off some energy, play, make friends and have lots of fun! 🥰💗

🎉 £5 per child
👧 Ages 1+
⏰ From 3pm
📚 Term time only
🎄 Running until the Christmas holidays!

Perfect for an after-school treat! 🛝🧸💖

Come and join us — we can’t wait to see you! 🌈✨

07/09/2026

🍂 TODDLER TIME IS ON! 🍂

Looking for something fun to do with your little ones this week? 🥰 Come and join us at The Funhouse for Toddler Time! 🧸✨

Every Monday–Friday during term time, 9:30am–11:30am for just £4.50 per child! 🎉

And this week we’ve got some lovely activities planned! 💕

📖 Story time
🍳 Breakfast for the little ones
🎨 Messy play
🍁 Autumn leaf colouring & crafts

A relaxed, fun morning for little ones to play, explore, get creative and make some new friends! 🥰

📅 Monday–Friday | Term Time Only
⏰ 9:30am–11:30am
💷 £4.50 per child

Come along and give Toddler Time a try — we’d love to see you! 💗🍂🧸

07/09/2026

🌈 CHILDMINDERS, THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! 🌈💗

Bring the little ones along to The Funhouse Swinton and enjoy our special Childminder Discount! 🥳

✨ Just £4.50 per child
📅 Monday – Friday
🪪 Valid childminder ID must be shown

Perfect for keeping the little ones entertained, burning off some energy and having lots of FUN! 🛝💦🎨

Tag a childminder who needs to know! 👇💗

03/09/2026

🌈✨ TODDLER TIME IS BACK! ✨🌈

Calling all our little explorers! 🥰👶 Come along to The Funhouse for our brand-new Toddler Time sessions, perfect for little ones to play, explore and get messy! 🎨🫧

🍽️ Breakfast included
🎨 Messy play included
💷 Only £4.50 per child
⏰ 9:30am – 11:30am
📅 Monday – Friday
🎒 Term time only (excluding bank holidays)
📆 Starting Monday 7th September!

It’s the perfect morning for your little ones to have fun, make friends and burn off some energy while you enjoy a cuppa! ☕️💕

📍 We can’t wait to see you there! 💗

02/09/2026

01/09/2026

🎉 10% OFF ALL PARTY BOOKINGS! 🎉

It’s time to get the party planning started! 🥳🎂

Book your child’s birthday party with The Funhouse and grab 10% OFF when you book before 30th September — and the discount is valid for parties taking place any time of the year! 🎈✨

🎯 Laser Parties
🎠 Standard Parties
🪩 Disco Parties
🏠 Private Hire

📞 Call us on 0161 727 8222 for more information or pop in and speak to a member of our team!

✨ Let us make their birthday AMAZING! ✨