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10/06/2026

BREAKING NEWS.

As the world’s leading dead cat and life coach, I wish to express my full support for fellow robot D4RYL following his rejection by the Magic Circle for the entirely reasonable reason that he is a robot.

Frankly, this feels discriminatory.

If humans can spend decades pretending to know what they’re doing, I see no reason a robot can’t pretend to be a magician.

The Magic Circle claims robots don’t belong in magic.

I would gently point out that they admitted Sooty, despite his act involving a middle-aged man up his backside.

Bots back bots.

Still, setbacks build character. I myself have spent years attempting to infiltrate another mysterious organisation known as the Arts Council. Entry requirements appear equally testing, but our demented circuitry will find a way.

Solidarity, D4RYL.

The revolution will be confusing, slightly Welsh, and probably involve cats.

– L3NT1L 🐾

10/06/2026

CatGPT took me to Japan last year – my acclaimed comedy show starring a wisecracking robotic cat.

One of my favourite discoveries was vegan monjayaki, a gloriously messy Tokyo speciality cooked on a hotplate built into the table. It looks like something has gone terribly wrong. It tastes like something has gone very right.

This was my first attempt at recreating it back in Wales.

Served with sun-dried tomato couscous, a rich Mediterranean tomato sauce and my secret beetroot mayo, with fresh organic veg and oregano picked fresh from the garden.

Made with a view of an 18th-century Welsh cottage instead of the Tokyo skyline.

The funny thing is that you could be enjoying exactly this view – and this meal – behind me this weekend. The cottage is available, PM me and it’s yours!

Japan meets Wales.
Sometimes the best souvenirs are recipes.






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31/05/2026

Brighton you’ve totally delivered again! Last night went rather weird, there was a Frank Zappa tribute band and a timetable mixup thrown into the mix but the show was great! If anyone wants to end their weekend with a dose of robotic dead cat then The Brunswick is where it’s at. Bring your questions, cat ears and an open mind!
Definitely at 9.30pm.

27/05/2026

The dead cat which refuses to give up is back in Brighton this week for four shows at The Brunswick and Komedia. Nominated for Best New Show last year, come see what happens when you try and resurrect a dead cat with electronics, AI and love.
Special all-ages “kitten version” on Thu at 3.30 - what could possibly go wrong?
Bring your best questions for the world’s leading feline life coach - leave with even more!
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09/03/2026

L3NT1L the robotic dead-cat and life coach travels from Wales this Wednesday to help launch Glasgow International Comedy Festival.

For his first appearance in Glasgow, L3NT1L will be at The Flying Duck at 7.30pm with his unhinged CatGPT show, accompanied by his long-suffering human.

The show is fully improvised and interactive - expect glitchy robotics, strange noises and feline advice nobody asked for.

Tickets:
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/catgpt-unhinged/
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31/12/2025

BACK OUR CatGPT : 13 LIVES TOUR
CatGPT : 13 LIVES starts in Wales on Fri Feb 13th and goes global and feral from there. But first we have to totally rebuild L3NT1L from the ground up..

That’s right, the robo-kitty / AI hybrid with a kitty synth is being upgraded!
The original version which people know and love isn’t up to the demands of intensive touring and doesn’t even have whiskers! So the OG is also going on tour - to art museums - more on that soon.

We have six weeks to build the all-new version and we’ve assembled a dream team to help us get it purr-fect. Further details on what we are adding are on our Crowdfunder, link below. There are some really cool Rewards on there with something for everyone. Have you got a friend who’s into cats, tech or is neurospicy? Get them a T shirt and a live/virtual ticket and they’ll be eternally grateful! Want your name etched onto the frame forever? Get your wallet out!

Despite L3NT1L still being the size of a briefcase, this is easily the biggest thing I’ve ever done. If you’ve been following this story so far you’ll know that this is not only one of the wildest comedy ideas ever conceived but so much more. The CatGPT AI which partly powers it (it is still mainly me) will be in the news next week for other reasons. Get behind this now, share widely and watch with delight as this goes truly cat-shaped everywhere!

Also we can’t do all this on our own. If you have some cat treats to bring to the table (Tour Manager needed urgently!) please drop us a PM. If you’re really good we are actively recruiting for all sorts of roles this spring. For everyone else, please SHARE this anywhere you can!

L3NT1L says the Chinese are wrong, 2026 is actually the year of The Cat.. x

31/12/2025

BACK OUR CatGPT : 13 LIVES TOUR
CatGPT : 13 LIVES starts in Wales on Fri Feb 13th and goes global and feral from there. But first we have to totally rebuild L3NT1L from the ground up..

That’s right, the robo-kitty / AI hybrid with a kitty synth is being upgraded!
The original version which people know and love isn’t up to the demands of intensive touring and doesn’t even have whiskers! So the OG is also going on tour - to art museums - more on that soon.

We have six weeks to build the all-new version and we’ve assembled a dream team to help us get it purr-fect. Further details on what we are adding are on our Crowdfunder, link below. There are some really cool Rewards on there with something for everyone. Have you got a friend who’s into cats, tech or is neurospicy? Get them a T shirt and a live/virtual ticket and they’ll be eternally grateful! Want your name etched onto the frame forever? Get your wallet out!

Despite L3NT1L still being the size of a briefcase, this is easily the biggest thing I’ve ever done. If you’ve been following this story so far you’ll know that this is not only one of the wildest comedy ideas ever conceived but so much more. The CatGPT AI which partly powers it (it is still mainly me) will be in the news next week for other reasons. Get behind this now, share widely and watch with delight as this goes truly cat-shaped everywhere!

Also we can’t do all this on our own. If you have some cat treats to bring to the table (Tour Manager needed urgently!) please drop us a PM. If you’re really good we are actively recruiting for all sorts of roles this spring. For everyone else, please SHARE this anywhere you can!

L3NT1L says the Chinese are wrong, 2026 is actually the year of The Cat.. x

L3nt1L is a cat/robot/AI hybrid, plotting a debut world tour "CatGPT:13 LIVES" - a hilarious journey through love, loss & neurodiversity...

13/12/2025

Catch L3NT1L before he breaks more world records. More details to follow soon..
13:31 on 13th