Illogan Players

01/09/2026

Meet Gladys, played by the wonderful Karen! 🧹💋

Gladys is one of our mischievous cleaning trio, but is less convinced and is more timid about the whole plan. 🙈

With a leek obsessed husband, high standards and a personality that turns from
timid to confident quickly, Gladys is guaranteed to make the audience laugh. 😆

When three cleaners find themselves facing an uncertain future, they decide that perhaps a little dirty work and a helping hand might be just what they need… 👀

Karen brings Gladys to life with plenty of personality, a good sense of humour and a cracking accent… we can’t wait for you to meet her! ❤️

🎭 DIRTY DUSTING
📅 8th–10th October 2026
📍 Illogan Village Hall
🎟️ Tickets: ticketsource.co.uk/illoganplayers

The dirtier, the better! 🧹✨

24/08/2026

Meet Olive, played by the fantastic Sarah! 🧹💋

Olive is one of our mischievous cleaning trio, but is certainly the decision maker and organiser between the ladies. 🧠

With a frisky background, a bossy demeanor, and 60 years experience in the girl guides, Olive is guaranteed to tighten the plan and keep it running. 📖

When three cleaners find themselves facing an uncertain future, they decide that perhaps a little dirty work and a helping hand might be just what they need… 👀

Sarah brings Olive to life with plenty of personality, real girl guides experience and just the right amount of assertion… we can’t wait for you to meet her! ❤️

🎭 DIRTY DUSTING
📅 8th–10th October 2026
📍 Illogan Village Hall
🎟️ Tickets: ticketsource.co.uk/illoganplayers

The dirtier, the better! 🧹✨

17/08/2026

It’s time to introduce you to our cast…
Meet Elsie, played by the wonderful Jill! 🧹💋

Elsie is one of our mischievous cleaning trio, and she certainly isn’t afraid to speak her mind! 🧠

With a cheeky sense of humour, a morbid interest in death, plenty of attitude and a talent for finding trouble when Dave isn’t looking, Elsie is guaranteed to keep audiences laughing. 😆

But when three cleaners find themselves facing an uncertain future, they decide that perhaps a little dirty work and a helping hand might be just what they need… 👀

Jill brings Elsie to life with plenty of personality, comic timing and just the right amount of mischief… as well as a lovely Scottish accent! We can’t wait for you to meet her! ❤️

🎭 DIRTY DUSTING
📅 8th–10th October 2026
📍 Illogan Village Hall
🎟️ Tickets: ticketsource.co.uk/illoganplayers

The dirtier, the better! 🧹✨

09/08/2026

Olive and Elsie are always finding themselves in trouble when the boss, Dave, isn’t looking! 👀🧹

Rehearsals are now well underway, and this hilarious comedy is shaping up to be an absolute cracker!

Packed with slapstick comedy, larger-than-life characters, cheeky humour and plenty of laugh-out-loud one-liners, Dirty Dusting is guaranteed to leave audiences in stitches from start to finish.

Don’t miss your chance to see this brilliant comedy live – tickets are selling well, so book yours today!

☎️ Dirty Dusting
📅 8th–10th October 2026
📍 Illogan Village Hall
🎟️ ticketsource.co.uk/illoganplayers

The dirtier, the better! 🧽✨

07/08/2026

A reminder to get your tickets!

This show is a guaranteed night of fun, humour and an entertaining plot!

☎️ Dirty Dusting 🧹
📆 8th- 10th October
📍Illogan Village Hall
🎟️ Link in comments!

🧽 We had a fantastic rehearsal this evening, running through Act One – and it’s safe to say this show is really coming together!

These ‘glamorous grans’ are set to deliver a whirlwind of laugh-out-loud comedy, packed with razor-sharp wit, hilarious slapstick, and plenty of unexpected surprises.

Threatened with redundancy, three cleaners of a certain age come up with an unconventional way to make some extra cash… by starting a telephone chat line! But can they keep their secret hidden from their overbearing, jumped-up boss, Dave? 👀

You’ll have to come along and find out!

🧹 Dirty Dusting
📅 8th–10th October
📍 Illogan Village Hall
🎟️ ticketsource.co.uk/illoganplayers

💬 Please message us via Facebook or email if you need any support with booking or have any questions!

12/07/2026

🧽 We had a fantastic rehearsal this evening, running through Act One – and it’s safe to say this show is really coming together!

These ‘glamorous grans’ are set to deliver a whirlwind of laugh-out-loud comedy, packed with razor-sharp wit, hilarious slapstick, and plenty of unexpected surprises.

Threatened with redundancy, three cleaners of a certain age come up with an unconventional way to make some extra cash… by starting a telephone chat line! But can they keep their secret hidden from their overbearing, jumped-up boss, Dave? 👀

You’ll have to come along and find out!

🧹 Dirty Dusting
📅 8th–10th October
📍 Illogan Village Hall
🎟️ ticketsource.co.uk/illoganplayers

💬 Please message us via Facebook or email if you need any support with booking or have any questions!

06/07/2026

🎭 Tickets are NOW ON SALE for Dirty Dusting! 🎭

Don't miss this hilarious comedy that promises plenty of laughs from start to finish! Grab your tickets now before they're gone.

🧹 Dirty Dusting
📅 8th–10th October
📍 Illogan Village Hall
🎟️ Book now: ticketsource.co.uk/illoganplayers

If you need any help with booking, just send us a message on Facebook or email us—we're always happy to help!

We can't wait to see you there! 🎉

12/06/2026

On Tuesday, we began the process and read through the show in character.
On Sunday, we’re so excited to begin setting the show and build the characters from page to stage. 📃🎭

This is going to be epic! 🎉

Tickets available from July!! 🤩

☎️🧹 Dirty Dusting
📅 8th-10th October
📍Illogan Village Hall
🎟️ Coming Soon from ticketsource.com/illoganplayers

26/05/2026

✨ We are excited to announce the cast for Dirty Dusting! 🧹☎️

This talented cast brings a wealth of stage experience, personality, and comedy to the production, and we cannot wait to begin rehearsals with them! 🌟

🎭 Dirty Dusting
📅 8th–10th October 2026
🕖 7pm
📍 Illogan Village Hall
🎟 Tickets on sale soon!

This is one comedy you won’t want to miss! 🤩

24/05/2026

🎭✨ AUDITIONS TONIGHT! ✨🎭

Today at 7pm at Illogan Village Hall are the auditions for Dirty Dusting! 🧹☎️

We’d love to welcome anyone who fancies joining us for this hilarious comedy play — even if you couldn’t make the launch night and read-through. New faces are always welcome!

Our director’s vision is to give the characters real depth through a variety of regional accents, so we’re especially looking for people who either have, or can confidently perform, believable accents. We’re open to everything from Cornwall and Devon accents, right through to Geordie, Liverpudlian, Scottish, and beyond — the more variety, the better! ✨😊

If you’d like any further information, please message us via our page or email us (linked in bio). 📩

📅 Rehearsals:
• Tuesdays starting 9th June
• Sundays starting 2nd August

🎭 Show:
• 8th–10th October 2026 (3 evening performances)

This is going to be a real standout production! 🤩⭐

Thank you,
Dirty Dusting Team 🧹☎️