Southsea’s Secret Comedy Club

28/05/2026

If you aren’t joining James at Portsmouth Distillery in Eastney THIS FRIDAY for comedy, then you’re definitely doing your weekends wrong!

Outdoor seating in the sunshine ✔️
Award winning Rums, Gins and Beers ✔️
18th Century fort ✔️
Food truck ✔️
Hilarious TV comedians ✔️
£18 a ticket 😱😮✔️

Do NOT miss this Fridays show!

https://theportsmouthdistillery.com/events/ — feeling excited at The Portsmouth Distillery Co.

30/04/2026

If you’re missing our comedy shows then spinnaker tower comedy club is this Friday including a trip up the tower in your £25 entry ticket!! comedyatthetower.com

19/01/2026

Missing our comedy nights? Don’t despair! James is hosting this beauty just down the road in a few weeks time!!

😂 February Comedy Night at Portsmouth Distillery 😂

The long winter nights are calling for a good laugh… and we’ve got you covered. Join us on Friday 20th February for a brilliant evening of live stand-up comedy in the unique surroundings of Portsmouth Distillery.

We’re delighted to welcome Jo Caulfield, Matt Bragg and Mike Cox, with the night hosted by local legend James Alderson. Expect sharp wit, big laughs and a great atmosphere throughout.

To keep you fuelled, Pizza at the Park will be on site serving up fresh pizza from 6pm–8pm, alongside our full distillery bar pouring gin, rum and cocktails all evening.

🎤 Live comedy
🍕 Pizza from 6pm–8pm
🍸 Distillery bar open all night
📍 Portsmouth Distillery, Fort Cumberland, PO4 9LD
📅 Friday 20th February
🎟️ Tickets available now - https://comedyatthefort43.eventbrite.co.uk

29/09/2025

Sad we aren’t doing secret Southsea any more? We’re at spinnaker tower this Friday instead! Still just £25 for comedy and a trip up the tower before the show! Grab your tickets from

18/09/2025

We have two amazing comedy nights in the next fortnight. BOTH in Portsmouth towers!

Comedy at the 15th century square tower in old Portsmouth - https://www.stitches.fun/old-portsmouth-comedy-club/

Comedy at the 21st century spinnaker tower in Gunwharf quays - www.comedyatthetower.com

15/09/2025

Sadly we’ve decided to close Southsea’s secret comedy club. We will be changing this page to one that covers all the coming weeks’ comedy nights in Portsmouth and Southsea, so you can see them all on one page.

(In reality we have so many comedy clubs around Portsmouth that we have decided to focus on the remaining ones and we hope you’ll join us there.)

Coming up this month we have

⭐️Comedy At The Fort - Portsmouth Distillery - https://theportsmouthdistillery.com/shop/comedyatthefort39/

⭐️Comedy at the square tower - old Portsmouth - https://www.stitches.fun/old-portsmouth-comedy-club/

⭐️Comedy at spinnaker tower - www.comedyatthetower.com

Comedy is back at Portsmouth Distillery this September! Join us for an evening of brilliant stand-up inside our historic home at Fort Cumberland, featuring a fantastic lineup guaranteed to deliver big laughs.

21/07/2025

Celebrating our 6th year on Facebook. Thank you for your continuing support. Our next show is in the autumn or go to www.stitches.fun to find our other local comedy nights on every weekend!. 🙏🤗🎉

17/06/2025

Are you missing comedy? Come to old Portsmouth this Saturday for an amazing night of laughs with 3 top TV faces INSIDE the square tower in Old Portsmouth! They have a bar and free parking after 6 too! See you there!

Set in the oldest fortification of Portsmouth, built nearly 600 years old, you can experience the best comedians in the oldest tower in the city. Lots of street parking and it’s own fully stocked bar!

10/06/2025

We are very sorry to say that due to a variety of reasons beyond our control, the event on Saturday 14th June has had to be cancelled.

We have emailed ticket holders and posted on our website and updated our Facebook events pages to notify everyone, but do contact us for options regarding your tickets on this page or via our website www.stitches.fun