Cat. A Artist

Cat. A Artist Text based art - prints, banners and slogan tees that you'll either strongly relate to or find mildly offensive. Sometimes explicit.

Went to Greece. Looked awkward. Came back x
18/04/2026

Went to Greece. Looked awkward. Came back x

"He was called Neal and he told me he was a warlock, & that if I told anyone then he would know about it. But it's been ...
26/03/2026

"He was called Neal and he told me he was a warlock, & that if I told anyone then he would know about it. But it's been thirty years and I'm absolutely fine."

Hope you like the ears 👂👂👂👂

Selected pages from my book, Reasons Not to Call Him.

Gave 'I Wanna Work in Argos' a little makeover last year. (I added fake nails because the colours matched so *perfectly*...
10/01/2026

Gave 'I Wanna Work in Argos' a little makeover last year. (I added fake nails because the colours matched so *perfectly*) What do you think??

This is a poem that just kinda came into my head about what it might be like if a certain type of character worked in Argos.

2024-2025, Pen on Paper with false nails (framed) £120 - dm to buy. Delivery £10 if you're out of Portsmouth. All originals come with a signed Certificate of Authenticity.

06/11/2025

It was Jimmy Carr's Am I the As***le? On Comedy Central. Inspired by the Reddit thread. Do you agree with Jimmy? Or am I an ar****le? Won't be changing my mind either way. 🚗

17/09/2025

📍Art Space Portsmouth, 27 Brougham Road, Southsea, PO5 4PA

Artist Cat. A invites audiences into her loud, funny, and deeply personal world with Alpha Females – a bold new exhibition showcasing Cat’s text-based artworks created over the last two years. Feel mildy overwhelmed with a mash-up of hand-painted slogans, overheard conversations, and private feelings blasted onto public objects. 

Featuring works from other local artists .tell.amelia.art and

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12/09/2025

Forget what you thought about art galleries. That they're unfriendly, expensive, or dull.

Come to my free exhibition Alpha Females until the 21st September and you'll see that art can be relatable, inclusive and funny.

With work from @ & a breastplate & zine Defend Me made specially for the show

I'm sorry but I've somehow written some kind of embarrassing speech:

Thank you to everyone who came to the opening and those who were kind enough to go on camera to talk about my work 🎤
big love for my sunflowers, wearing your tee and for helping behind the bar
love u
summed me up super eloquently
passionate and POIGNANT

Thank you to all the artists at Art Space who have been so welcoming and provided much wisdom.

Thank you to my pals who have been endless inspiration behind the work in the show. Especially to & who helped so much on the opening night and made it extra special & for just being all round great.

Thank you also to Shanice, Jess, Leon, Abi, Georgia, Charlie, Maddie, Hannah, Hamish, Ollie, Rachael, Laura, Em, Ellie, Rose, Maz, Kate, Maddie, Liv, Grace, Stacey, Emma, Diana, Charlotte, Grace, Liv, Lizzie, Tim for support, laughs and so much material over the years

🎾 Rights to for the Serena Williams quote

🎶double thanks to and for furnishing me with exhibition appropriate tunes

🎥 & lastly massive thanks to for positivity, ideas, enthusiasm and excellent filming and editing into this fabulous reel

PS without doing don't think I'd have the confidence to make this happen - see you in October 🎨

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